Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
*Evelyn and Celia having sex in the bathroom at the oscars*
Evelyn: Anyways, let me present to you guys my new husband
*Aurora shows Alyce kindness and love then proceeds to get herself cursed*
Alyce: I guess I'll lose my mind and become evil now
Zu: See this hand? It can do many things
Ma: Interesting
Sabran: Look at me, the gods are protecting me. I really AM god blessed
Ead: *brushing away her sweat after saving Sabran's ass for nth time* yeah, sweetie. You go girl
Gideon: Go choke on a dick. One flesh, one end, bitch
Harrow: Yeah, but how about I fuck up my frontal lobe just so you can stay here longer
Malini: *touches Priya's cheek*
Priya: *internal gay screaming*
the post that inspired my "The Seven Husbands Of Taylor swift- A Comparative Essay" cause I'm obsessed and queer and a kaylor <3
“When Celia said she couldn’t have all of me, it was because I was selfish and because I was scared of losing everything I had. Not because I had two sides of me that one person could never fulfill. I broke Celia’s heart because I spent half my time loving her and the other half hiding how much I loved her." (Evelyn Hugo)
She really would have
RIP Evelyn Hugo, you would have loved Lavender Haze by Taylor Swift (also Maroon)
they are just husbands, I'm evelyn hugo.
Illustration by Jenifer Prince
“The world doesn't give things, you take things”
“I think the word whore is something ingnorant people throw around when they have nothing else”
“I can't live with my heart half-broken all the time”
“It will be the tragedy of my life that I cannot love you enough to make you mine. That you cannot be loved enough to be anyone's”
“it was a death by a thousand cuts”.
I JUST FINISHED READING THE SEVEN HUSBANDS OF EVELYN HUGO IN CLASS AND I AM NOT OK 😭😭😭😭😭😭
“heartbreak is loss, divorce is just a piece of paper”
Siedmiu mężów Evelyn Hugo
“Espero que você saiba que seus segredos estão a salvo comigo” [...] As pessoas acham que intimidade tem a ver com sexo.
Mas intimidade tem a ver mesmo é com a verdade.
Quando a pessoa percebe que pode contar a verdade para alguém, que pode se abrir, que pode desabafar totalmente e receber como resposta: “Comigo essas coisas estão a salvo”. Isso é intimidade.
Então, por esse padrão, esse momento com Celia era o mais íntimo que eu já tivera com uma pessoa na vida
"he is half of my soul, as the poets say. " - song of achilles
"write me a letter telling me how to live the rest of my life without you." - how to make friends with the dark
"they were my birthday presents." - shatter me
"she had realized that she had forgotten the precise blue of his eyes and the depth of his laugh." - clockwork princess
"my name is sam cortland... and i will not be afraid." - assassin's blade
"you chose me four years ago. would you choose me still?" - these violent delights
"we were all supposed to make it." - crooked kingdom
"i remember everything." - the invisible life of addie larue
"come home and shout at me. come home and fight with me. come home and break my heart, if you must. just come home." - cruel prince
"i wasted all those yesterdays and am completely out of tomorrows." - they both die at the end
"you hated the idea of me." - the final gambit
"bob says hello." - house of hades
"abuse can feel like love. starving people will eat anything." - nightfall
"i missed you only with an ocean between us. but if death was separating us... i would find you." - queen of shadows
"i loved him. i love him. as best i could." - we were liars
"i'm the villain, even in my own story. but you were supposed to play a different role." - finale
"i will find you again in the next world—the next life. and we will have that time. i promise." - a court of wings and ruin
"i spent half of my time loving her and the other half hiding how much i loved her." - the seven husbands of evelyn hugo