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Gideon The Ninth - Blog Posts
heyyy any gideon the ninth enjoyers in the chat? 👁️👁️ (btw very much a real human skull)
My lesbian ships in a nutshell
The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo
*Evelyn and Celia having sex in the bathroom at the oscars*
Evelyn: Anyways, let me present to you guys my new husband
Malice
*Aurora shows Alyce kindness and love then proceeds to get herself cursed*
Alyce: I guess I'll lose my mind and become evil now
She Who Became the Sun
Zu: See this hand? It can do many things
Ma: Interesting
The Priory of The Orange Tree
Sabran: Look at me, the gods are protecting me. I really AM god blessed
Ead: *brushing away her sweat after saving Sabran's ass for nth time* yeah, sweetie. You go girl
Gideon the Ninth
Gideon: Go choke on a dick. One flesh, one end, bitch
Harrow: Yeah, but how about I fuck up my frontal lobe just so you can stay here longer
The Jasmine Throne
Malini: *touches Priya's cheek*
Priya: *internal gay screaming*
I JUST FINISHED NONA IM LOSING IT IM LOSING IT IM LOSING IT I NEED TO TALK TO A GAY PERSON. GAY PEOPLE COME
just met paul and crashed out
almost done with nona and i still have zero idea whats going on. like at all. and thats fine, at this point its a shock if i know about something or connect the dots because its almost unheard of for me 🤓☝️
(HELP?????)
I’m reading Gideon the ninth for the first time and loving it, but have come to the conclusion that Gideon is a cunty little shit. If anything happens to her I’ll kill everyone in this room and then myself.
Is this a stranger in a strange land reference???
modern day nova and necrogid start a sex doomsday cult
Camilla Hect my beloved
Bugs when you lift up a rock
Decided to make Coronabeth’s eyes more purple. Ianthe’s eyes are the same color and not her lyctor colors because i think it would be cool if occasionally the lyctor’s original eye colors could still be seen in glimpses
Gideon the ninth doodles
gideon the ninth / harrow the ninth
i read gideon last night and could not put it down!! (i am in love with these girls.) picked up harrow from the library today & am very excited— i haven’t read this much at once since i started university! full reviews to come when i finish harrow ♥︎
These fuckin books. Amazing. Crushed them in a week- my brain is full of bones + space opera + sapphic yearning + ass jokes
Spire shenanigans
If I was Camilla I would be giving "Dulcinea" the hard fucking silent treatment too watching Palamedes bring her tea and tenderly drape her in his bathrobe only for her to barely give him a second glance or even say hello and go back to batting her lashes at the first well-muscled butch teenager she laid eyes on. Never mind the fact that she literally doesn't acknowledge the fact that Camilla exists when Camilla thought they were at least friends. She's not wearing the pulmonary drain he invented for her even though it works as intended and she audibly badly needs it. I'd be on the news
Like... I was so prepared for the story to be even more of 'everyone wants to, has or will kill each other'. I was not prepared for the 'all these immortals have fucked each other' part to also become important to the actual plot??
Hyperfixation induced lazer focus pulled me through the second book in one sitting and I was managing just fine processing all the new information being thrown around, but absolutely nothing prepared me for the force of being launched back into real life by reading "Hi, Not Fucking Dead, I'm Dad."
I'm looking for a specific post about tlt. It's like a person who's never read tlt but sees stuff all the time related to it on their dash. SO they made a presentation slideshow thing about it and what they think its about and all the characters and stuff. I like genuinely can't find it but it's hilarious and I need to find it.
Alrighty here goes nothing. (No spoilers)
I finished Nona the ninth, and just like harrow the ninth I was very befuddled the entire time. I do have to admit I have fallen deeper in love with the characters, or at least the ones that have been confirmed to be them in the previous two books. Honestly this shit is so confusing idk who anyone is, but regardless I LOVE it. Did not expect the Ace Attorney reference, I think I screamed and sobbed but I don’t remember lol
ALSO
Where is Alecto the Ninth??? I finished Nona the ninth, in tears naturally, fully expecting to jump to the next book only to discover that it wasn’t out yet. My balls (I’m a chick) were cut, my lunch=gone, my heart=paradox of full and empty.
So after that I’ve been wandering around my house and starring at walls like I got a lobotomy (lol)
Call me the Saint of Impatience, this shit wack and I need more asap
Ok ok ok
WHO was gonna tell me the bat shit craziness of The Locked Tomb series? (no spoilers)
I admit I took a lil break on Gideon the Ninth but in my defense I had school. But as per the usual during exams I have to do anything BUT actually study and write my essays.
I finished the book in like a week. The ending girl… mind BLOWN right open. On the floor screaming crying throwing up.
Obviously I couldn’t stop there, no no no, so I instantly get the next book THAT day and in 24 hours I finished the second book. I think I might just drop out of college at this rate. Harrow the Ninth??? Gagged. Felt like I was drowning in my own tears cause girl wtf was that. The ending??? Gone
Thank you for coming to my ted talk
Ok ok ok
WHO was gonna tell me the bat shit craziness of The Locked Tomb series? (no spoilers)
I admit I took a lil break on Gideon the Ninth but in my defense I had school. But as per the usual during exams I have to do anything BUT actually study and write my essays.
I finished the book in like a week. The ending girl… mind BLOWN right open. On the floor screaming crying throwing up.
Obviously I couldn’t stop there, no no no, so I instantly get the next book THAT day and in 24 hours I finished the second book. I think I might just drop out of college at this rate. Harrow the Ninth??? Gagged. Felt like I was drowning in my own tears cause girl wtf was that. The ending??? Gone
Thank you for coming to my ted talk
Guys I need to stop having ideas that I don't have the time or artistic skills for. I'm sitting at work thinking about how cool (and undoubtedly heartbreaking) it would be if there was a tlt animatic to Vulture by Bear Ghost and I'm like 5 seconds from going insane because of it.
Like this song has made me a little feral since it came out last year (I think. Time is an illusion) but I just listened to it for the first time in a few weeks and oh my god. I might come back to this post later and write an essay about it because the locked tomb has consumed my life even more so than it did when I was actually reading the series.
...does Harrow even know what "death first to vultures and scavengers" means? Or was she just sitting there thinking "well, I have to say something, and I know Griddle's going to make a fool of herself, but I can't just stand by and let the eighth get away with this. I'd better say something fitting of the ninth house."
Like. Do you think she said that, then immediately thought to herself "what the fuck was that?"
Do you think Gideon was laying in bed later that night thinking "what the hell did she say? Was it some obscure ninth saying I never bothered to learn? What the fuck?"
Do you think the other houses were there thinking "what did that strange little nun say? Was it a spell? A curse? Am I cursed now?" Or did some of them think "pfft, why did she say that? Was it a lame attempt at sounding cooler than all of us?"
I dunno, I finally have time to work on some TLT tattoo designs and this has been on my mind the whole time.
"Death first to vultures and scavengers" is such a hard line I wish that there were scenarios where I could use it in my day to day life without eventually having to explain that the quote was said by a scrawny teenaged(?) nun in response to what is essentially a dick measuring contest run by a bunch of idiots who have no business being unsupervised for that long anyways.
John Gaius shortly before eating the solar system to kill some useless bastard billionaires, creating the creatures that would hunt him and his friends down for the next 10000 years and also the Barbie that will (hopefully) lead to his downfall in the process.
sometimes i wonder what it's like to he mentally stable. anyway *resets the universe* this time it's gonna work out for sure
Me liking 38426274950 posts about the locked tomb at midnight because I can't stop thinking about those fucking weirdo loser characters
you will ALWAYS catch me being pathetic on tumblr.com