Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
*Evelyn and Celia having sex in the bathroom at the oscars*
Evelyn: Anyways, let me present to you guys my new husband
*Aurora shows Alyce kindness and love then proceeds to get herself cursed*
Alyce: I guess I'll lose my mind and become evil now
Zu: See this hand? It can do many things
Ma: Interesting
Sabran: Look at me, the gods are protecting me. I really AM god blessed
Ead: *brushing away her sweat after saving Sabran's ass for nth time* yeah, sweetie. You go girl
Gideon: Go choke on a dick. One flesh, one end, bitch
Harrow: Yeah, but how about I fuck up my frontal lobe just so you can stay here longer
Malini: *touches Priya's cheek*
Priya: *internal gay screaming*