The Great Mammon - Blog Posts

Honestly? I'm just simping for Mammon with long hair like... YES. ROCK IT BOI

So there’s this dude I like

Ok so, 2 Obey me fanfic ideas based on a song I like

The moment Lucifer asked Simeon/Mammon to come with him, he says no, and Lucifer having to cope with it. (Either as a ship or brotherly love.. or both lol)

2. Alternate timeline where NON of the brothers go with Lucifer and he has to go to the Devildom alone

Extra: ONLY Simeon says yes to going to the Devildom.

Based off this song

Mammon to Barbatos, seconds before being stabbed with a butter knife: "What? Are ya gonna stab me with that butter knife?"

Wait.

Hey is the joke that Lucifer is making fun of Mammon for having small insignificant problems? Is he doing a "There's people dying" is that the joke?

Which Lion King song is playing?

Mammon, after zoning out: My eyes are cold. *The Lion King song plays from Lucifer's room*

This post still haunts my dreams even after getting the """explanation"""

10/10

Mammon, after zoning out: My eyes are cold. *The Lion King song plays from Lucifer's room*

My favorite people in the community are the ones that just absolutely rip into all the boys like YESS GET HIS ASS FUCK HIM UP

So like... is Mammon being the "second strongest" just a suggestion or what?

all my good cards in one place >>

Just uh, cause I need to keep them somewhere

belphie fanart because I have zero self ctrl

look into his yes and tell me you love him like I do (yes those are Z's)

Made something for the money loving boy's birthday Mammon💛💛💛 love you

Used a template from HD_tmum bc i don't have much time today

WHO WAS GOING TO TELL ME MAMMON SINGS IN THE SHOWER ????

HES SO CUTE IM GOING TO END IT ALL 😭😭😭

Mammon: I have everything under control!

Satan: Is that why everything's on fire?

MC: I like a guy who's environmentally aware.

Mammon:

Mammon, points out the window: That's a cloud!

Mammon: Hey Lucif-

Lucifer, at his desk with a bunch of bills in front of him: Mammon, for the sake of my blood pressure I'm going to ask you to not finish that sentence.

Mammon:

Mammon: -fer, I was wondering if-

Lucifer: (livid)

Hello! I'm fairly new to the Obey me Fandom and I wanted to ask you if you could do a few head cannons for Mammon and Asmo? I'm not sure your character limit so I just picked 2. How would they react to an mc who is a bit of a rougher but kind type, like a monster hunter or mercenary? Someone who is self sufficient in protecting themselves. It's fine if this is a bit much. It's up to you if you want to take this ask on. thanks!

Welcome to the Obey Me community!! And this ask was really fantastic, thank you!!!

Mammon

He is shooketh when he sees how scary you can get

Like damn you didn't have to threaten the bullies with a pocket knife after they said something mean about him

He's 110% a masochist so he's terrified and amazed at the same time

But his pride is also a bit hurt

He's the one supposed to be protecting you, not the other way around! He doesn't need a human to look after him!

Is even more stunned when you managed to fight back against his brothers numerous murder attempts without his help (Like damn you survived almost all of them)

He'll definitely need to get used to being the one saved instead of the saviour in most cases

Asmodeus

At first he's constantly worried about your skin condition due to all the fighting that has happened and probably will continue happening

Like he'll be pestering you to at least stop getting hit on your precious skin

If you have scars anywhere he is worried sick

How are you supposed to keep healthy looking skin with all those scars?!

Don't get him wrong, he doesn't mind the actual fighting but he's concerned about the consequences it could have on your appearance

The first time he saw it he was literally like that one guy from the Wonder Woman movie

"I am both frightened and aroused".

He loves it when you protect him from things

Levi: Why are you sulking like a baby?

Mammon: MC left my text on read.

Mammon: And I am sulking like a MAN thank you

This could also apply to Levi! Just saying!

MC: Wow Mammon is so graceful and beautiful

Mammon: *trips on his own foot and falls onto the floor*

MC: Gorgeous

MC: Wow Mammon is so graceful and beautiful

Mammon: *trips on his own foot and falls onto the floor*

MC: Gorgeous

Lucifer: * sees the fun activity being done by other people on Devilgram*

Lucifer: Ok, we're going to put everything we love in this box as a family activity.

Asmodeus: Can I put MC in the box?

Lucifer: No.

Satan: Can I put MC in the box?

Lucifer: *sigh* No.

All the brothers and MC: ...

Beel, picking up MC: Can I put-

Lucifer: NO!

Incorrect Obey Me Quote #2

MC: I think I'm moronsexual.

Mammon: What? I thought you were MC, why didn't you tell me? :(

Incorrect Obey me quote:

Literally any other brother but Beel, T-posing in the doorway: Good morning, parental figure.

Lucifer, without bothering to look up from his newspaper and coffee: Good morning, problem child.