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This makes me want to hug them tight and not let go 😭😭

best obey me duo‼️‼️

based on one of my favorite moments in og. i though satan and asmo were twins when i first played bc these 2 were attached to the hip in the first season and i love their relationship sm😭

also someone teach me how to make comics wth

Happy birthday to my fav bbg of all the bbgs 🫶🫶🫶

(I love him sm)

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This is your calling to smile more, bish

★ 𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗬 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗞 𝗢𝗙 𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗡 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗬 𝗦𝗘𝗘 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗦𝗠𝗜𝗟𝗘 — 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗦𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗡 𝗕𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗦

★ "that smile is so dangerous, i shouldn't have seen that cheek." — 𝗱𝗶𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲, 𝗯𝘁𝘀.

tags: gender neutral reader. no cw's.

LUCIFER:

★ LUCIFER won't show it as much as the others, however whenever he sees the slightest smile appear on your face, that demon is fighting the urge to not stare at that joyful expression. he knows that he wouldn't be able to stop the soft smile from tugging at his lips if he gazes at you while you were all happy in front of him. though if you are quick enough, you can easily spot that look of adoration on his face while he stares at you— his opened pen drying up because of your ability to distract him from work.

MAMMON:

★ MAMMON cannot hide that dark blush on his cheeks; he's clearly affected the most by the sounds of your laughter and that fond smile that you give him as well. he would probably sputter irrelevant stuff to distract himself from short circulating due to that cheerful expression resting on your face— which he would kill for.

mammon will make the most dumbest remarks and jokes, just to see you giggle once again. it truly warms his heart.

LEVIATHAN:

★ LEVIATHAN is weak for you; weak in every aspect and especially your bright smile. no matter how small that smile might be or if the corners of your lips only curled up for a split second; it makes him feel like he is on cloud nine. levi needs to take a breather every time you two are alone in his room and he sees how you attentively listen to his rants with that cute grin plastered on your face. he will take two seconds to regain composure, putting a hand on his chest where his heart was beating like crazy, taking a few deep breaths.

SATAN:

★ SATAN will compliment your smile every now and then, even if it's in front of others; he's an honest man after all. the demon might make nice comments about it just to make you smile some more for him— maybe even to let out those adorable chuckles of yours. if you two are alone and you giggle at something on your phone, satan will look up from the book he was reading just to take in the gorgeous scene in front of him before turning back to the novel in his hands. best believe he doesn't even know what he is reading afterwards. his mind is full of thoughts of that beautiful sight he saw from not too long ago.

ASMODEUS:

★ ASMODEUS is another demon that will be as straightforward with you as possible; telling you how much he cherishes every smile of yours, how it makes his day so much better, how it never fails to make him feel all giddy and fuzzy on the inside. he's your number one admirer and will take candid pictures whenever you're all happy and content while he's around. and yes, he will send those in the private group chat of the brothers so they could all admire your smile as well.

BEELZEBUB:

★ BEELZEBUB doesn't know that he's intensely staring at you whenever you smile. he doesn't want to creep you out; he just wants you to know how much he silently admires everything you do when he can't gather the right words to explain his undying love for you. beel likes giving you some of his food to see your face light up. oh, he's a hunderd procent sure that that smile of yours is one of the most beautiful things to exist in all three worlds combined.

BELPHEGOR:

★ BELPHEGOR is another silent admirer. he watches you from afar, laughing with one of his brothers and imagining that it was him who you were showing that sweet smile to. he also loves it when you climb in bed with him at night with that playful yet loveable grin sitting on your face. belphie can't guarantee you that he won't pepper you with multiple kisses until you can't stop laughing, just so he can enjoy his time with you.

Satan isn’t as emotionally inept as his brothers thanks to his large collection of romance novels

His confession is simple and occurs casually during a late night reading session

He’s on the devildom equivalent of booktok

Another info-dumping demon 

You are an honorary Anti-Lucifer League member even if you don’t participate in the chaos

The two of you + Simeon basically have a mini book club

Anger issues where? Just kidding you should probably hide to avoid flying objects

He wouldn’t hurt you on purpose but accidents happen

Probably best to give him some space to cool down.

NSFW

Switch but mainly tops.

Will fuck you against any surface Lucifer may come into contact with just out of spite

Like, for example, the door to Lucifer’s office. While he’s still inside. 

Choking kink, whether it be him choking you or vice versa he loves it

Choking him while you’re on top is basically giving him a glimpse of heaven when his eyes roll back.

Also loves fucking you in collars and choker necklaces.

Will leave hickeys on your other pact marks as an extra ‘fuck you’

Dirty talk consists mainly of things he read in a book

His pullout game is STRONG  (unlike your legs when he’s finished)

Forever giggling like a little girl over a drawing

Mammon headcanons :)

I’m not feeling well still but I do wanna write again and I’ve been thinking a lot about him so here y’all go. I know y’all are used to nsfw but this is just some cute little things that I think Mammon does :)

•$• he has a very wide variety when it comes to music taste but his favorite song is No More ?’s by Eazy-E

•$• if you’re in the car and he’s on aux cord he’s absolutely playing it and it makes Lucifer slam his head against the steering wheel in disappointment

•$• Mammon’s top 5 songs on Wrapped

•$• he used to make fun of Asmo for liking Ariana Grande but then the Thank U, Next album came out and he was like “fuck, this goes hard”

•$• he’s not particularly an Arctic Monkeys fan but Arabella makes him think of you so he puts it on and thinks of your pretty lil face when he needs motivation, it’s his good luck song

•$• I feel that the rest of the songs on the list are self-explanatory if you’ve heard them

•$• he has a group of friends that he plays poker with once a week and he’s very good at poker

•$• no luck at the casino but when Mammon plays poker he’s coming home with the bag. He’s got an excellent poker face and he always gets great cards

•$• he makes you come with him and sit on his lap while he plays

•$• “need ya with me, treasure, you’re my lucky charm”

•$• this man and his obsession with nicknames for you

-treasure

-pretty thing

-dollface

-darlin’

-precious

•$• and that’s just a few

•$• back on the gambling thing, whenever he wins big he’ll always get you somethin’ shiny as a gift like a new necklace or a ring.

•$• “had to pick up a pretty thing for my pretty thing, you like it?”

•$• he seems dumb but he’s actually very good at picking up on things

•$• he always knows what you’re feeling and what you need and he’ll do anything to give it to you

•$• he loves you so much, if you ever need reassurance on that he’s happy to give it

•$• “you know I love ya, treasure. Id kill for you and I’d die without you, you don’t gotta question that”

Idgaf that google docs sells my writing to AI platforms, that robot is gonna be serving ABSOLUTE CUNT when I am done writing this smut

How many crimes do y’all think Solomon has committed just by being alive? Cuz it has to be at least tax evasion, there’s no way the human world governments are just okay with his immortality, he’s committing tax and identity fraud constantly

Bitch was already a crime against nature and now he’s out here committing tax evasion

Me when world building: 😁👍

Me when I have to write the smut part: 🤢

Y’all I hate the way the new messages look it’s so ugly and boring- like I miss having it be tailored to everyone’s theme color that was so cute- and now it’s black and white and boring- it feels like tumblrs trying to become Twitter 2 and I hate it—

Anyways y’all should email support with feedback and say you hate it so I can have it back how I like it-

Also I’m autistic and I have really bad sensory processing so outside of not liking it, the different colors helped me make sure of who I was texting and now I don’t have that anymore and it’s making things really hard- please help me get them to fix it-

Y’all should talk to me more- I don’t bite I promise-

Satan loves to fuck you out of your head in places where he definitely shouldn’t be. Any time someone compares him to Lucifer, he can rest easy knowing that his older brother was too uptight to do anything as lewd as public sex. Satan is harsher. Dirtier. And he can take you apart better than any of his brothers, Lucifer especially, ever could.

And that’s how you found yourself pinned to Lucifer’s desk with Satan’s head between your thighs, tongue lapping away at your clit in such a way you couldn’t help but scream. A hand comes up quick to cover your mouth, effectively cutting your breathing in half and silencing your cries of pleasure. Another hand comes to rub at your clit as he bites along your thighs, leaving hickeys where nobody but him could see.

“You be a good girl and stay quiet. If Lucifer walks in and sees you like this, I’ll give you a punishment your body won’t soon recover from. It belongs to me. Now be a good slut and make a mess for me on his desk.”

I STAY WINNING

Both of those were literally first try I do not deserve 😭

𝒩𝒮𝓕𝒲 𝒜𝓁𝓅𝒽𝒶𝒷𝑒𝓉 𝓜𝒶𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉

𝓛𝓊𝒸𝒾𝒻𝑒𝓇:

𝙾 𝚇 𝙴 | 𝙰 𝙸 𝙿

𝓜𝒶𝓂𝓂𝑜𝓃:

𝙲 𝙳 𝙹

𝓛𝑒𝓋𝒾𝒶𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓃:

𝙲 𝙽 𝙿 | 𝙹 𝚃 𝚈

𝒮𝒶𝓉𝒶𝓃:

𝙺 𝚃 𝙳

𝒜𝓈𝓂𝑜𝒹𝑒𝓊𝓈:

𝙱 𝙸 𝚄 | 𝙰 𝙳 𝙽 | 𝙲 𝙹 𝚃

𝓑𝑒𝓁𝓅𝒽𝑒𝑔𝑜𝓇:

𝙲 𝚁 𝚇

𝒟𝒾𝒶𝓋𝑜𝓁𝑜:

𝙲 𝙽 𝙿 | 𝙵 𝚄 𝚅 | 𝙰 𝚆 𝚇

Can I have O, X, and E for Lucifer?

O: Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Lucifer prefers to receive because he likes the power it makes him feel but he has absolutely no problem with giving. And trust me he is VERY good at it. You won’t come faster in your life, trust me

E: Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Lucifer is a very experienced pleasure dom. Before you came along, he used to frequent bdsm night clubs in a mask and pick up low rank demons to ruin on his cock. But he doesn’t need to do that anymore, he can ruin you any time of day

X: X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

Almost as big as Diavolo at 8.9 inches, pretty thick too but not enough to hurt or be difficult to take. It’s slightly curved too and hits all the right spots

Can you do C, J, T with Asmo please?

C: Cum (Anything to do with cum)

Asmo’s cum tastes so good- it’s the perfect consistency too. He’s developed a routine of drinking pineapple and cranberry juice and only eating salad if he knows he’s getting head. Sucking his dick is like sucking on a fucking lifesaver

J: Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

You just know he makes a whole show out of it. Velvet red sheets, his favorite silk robe, a tingly lube, his favorite toy, whatever he needs. He doesn’t jerk off often cuz he has you but sometimes he just likes to do it by himself…and also he can film it and send it to you to tease

T: Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Asmo has all of the toys! Like any toy you could think of, he has. His favorite toy to use on himself is definitely that Hitachi with the fleshlight attachment, he swears it’s almost as good as real pussy. But his favorite thing to use on you would have to be a massage gun and his fingers…if you know you know

As of tomorrow I will no longer be accepting letters for the alphabet event! But if anyone has any requests or ideas you’d like to see, please leave them in my inbox (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ

C N P FOR LEVIIII

C: Cum (Anything to do with cum)

It’s pretty thick due to his sodium intake and it doesn’t taste the best but it’s tolerable. He usually likes to cum on your tits or your face

N: No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Levi would probably not wanna do anything with his tail or anything that could hurt you. He’s very afraid of harming you or making you feel unsafe

P: Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)

He prefers to go slow and sweet with you though he does have a bit of a dark side. If you do something to piss him off or disrespect him, your pussys gonna pay

Heyyy I have a request for the alphabet series, if it's not a bother.

It cold be barbatos or satan letters K, T and D

Thanks

K: Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Pet play, d/s dynamics, sadism, bondage, roleplay, predator/prey dynamics

T: Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Satan has a couple of fleshlights and things like that for himself but he mainly prefers your pussy so he doesn’t often use them. He has a bunch of toys meant for you though, as well as various ropes and handcuffs

D: Dirty Secret

Satan presents as very dominant and he typically is. He loves to take control of you and make you dumb on his cock. But just one time, he’d like to know what being dominated by you feels like. He wants to brat off and see if you’ll put him in his place. He wants to know what it feels like to lose control, just one time

How aboot A, W, and X for diavolo

A: Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Diavolos such a sweetheart- he’ll make sure you’re very well taken care of, the whole princess treatment. Will get you anything you could ever need or want. He’ll talk so gently to you and make sure you’re okay both mentally and physically. He won’t even think about falling asleep until after you do, just to be sure you’re alright

W: Wild Card (Random headcanon)

Diavolo wasn’t given sex education because his father was always busy so other than his natural demon instinct, he had no clue what the hell to do. You and Lucifer ended up having to give him a sex ed lesson-

X: X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

He’s fucking PACKING. Easy 9.1 inches, pretty thick too. You better prepare yourself cuz there’s no way you could take it without a little practice and preparation first

C, R, and X with Belphie please?💫

C: Cum (Anything to do with cum)

It’s a good texture, not too thick and not too thin, doesn’t feel gross as it paints your skin or slides down your throat. It rarely tastes foul as Belphie has a pretty healthy diet. His favorite place to cum is on your face, he loves making you look all dirty and destroyed for him

R: Risk (Are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Absolutely. He won’t go too far but if there’s ever something you really wanna try, he’ll definitely do it with you at least once. And we all know the man never wears condoms and there’s probably not access to human birth control in the Devildom so…

X: X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

It’s a comfortable 6.8 inches and Belphie is definitely a shower. Relatively thick but not enough to make it hurt

A, D, and N with asmo ?

A: Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Definitely very sweet. Always goes ‘fuck I was amazing…oh right, you were amazing too!’ Cuz he’s a little dork. But he’ll run a bath for the two of you to share and gently massage the aches out of your muscles as he does so. Though he does have a habit of starting round two once you both are in the bath-

D: Dirty Secret

Asmodeus is pretty much an open book, there’s not much he would choose to hide from you. He’s a very kinky man and you know and accept that, he feels comfortable telling you anything you wanna know…but there is one thing he’s been a little anxious to tell you about. He has a bit of a thing for humiliation and though he’s usually a top, just one time he’d like you to put him in his place in front of everyone

N: No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

There’s not much Asmo would say no to, he’s open to trying anything at least once but I don’t think he’d ever want to hit you in the face. He’s fine with everything else but the thought of damaging your pretty little face makes his skin crawl

Hi can you do Lucifer for your alphabet event with the letters A,i, and P please and thank you if you do :)

A: Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

He knows he can be a little rough so after he’s done fucking you, Lucifer will be as sweet as he can. He’ll tell you how perfect you were and how you did a good job, help heal any marks he gave you, and run a bath for you, offering to join if you wish. Of course, he’s much more doting after a punishment. He’ll make sure you know that it’s okay now, you took your punishment well, he’s not mad, and he’ll always love you. Then he’ll get an ointment for all the marks (cuz trust me, you’ll have a lot) and some water to rehydrate from all the tears

I: Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect)

Lucifer’s not the most romantic during sex, unless it’s a special occasion. On most days, he’s pretty rough and hard with you, preferring to get into a more dominant mindset during. But if it’s an anniversary or he can just tell you need a little extra love, he’ll be as gentle and loving as he can

P: Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)

Like I said, he’s usually pretty rough and fast unless you need him to go slow or he just feels like teasing

F U and V for dia

F: Favorite Position

He likes to pick you up and put you against the wall. Diavolo has a bit of a dark side and a size kink and he loves how small and fragile you look pinned underneath him. Either that or missionary, he just loves to watch the expressions on your face

U: Unfair (How much they like to tease)

He won’t tease you too much, just the normal amount that goes into foreplay. Unless you haven’t had good behavior, you’ll get what you want relatively quickly, Diavolo has trouble saying no to you

V: Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Unless you’re on top, he’s not really that loud, just the occasional grunt, groan, or dirty talk. But if you can dominate him, it’s all moans and whimpers

C N and P for diavolo plzzzz

C: Cum (Anything to do with cum)

It’s a little thick but like in a good way. Like the kind that makes you feel warm from the inside out when it enters you and you don’t want the feeling to leave. It’s not the best tasting but that’s okay because Diavolo prefers to give head than receive it. He prefers to cum either inside you or on your pussy

N: No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

I don’t think Diavolo would ever be into hurting you. Like degrading you is fine but you’re such a weak little human, he’d be afraid he’d go too far by accident

P: Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)

Depends on his mood and how good you’ve been. If he’s a little drunk and he’s feeling all lovey, he’ll go slow with you and make you feel everything so deep, ultimate pleasure dom. But if you for instance…made a fool of him in a meeting—let’s just say you’re gonna hurt tomorrow

What are your thoughts on Asmo for Body Part, Intimacy and Unfairness?

𝙷𝚒𝚑𝚒! 𝙷𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢 :)

B: Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Asmo loves his hands. He loves how soft they are and likes to take care of them, painting them new colors every week and keeping up cuticle health isn’t a chore to him, he enjoys taking care of them. And he also loves how pretty they look wrapped around your neck.

Asmo loves your hips. They’re just the right size, perfect handles for when he’s taking you to heaven (or hell, depends on his mood) on his cock.

I: Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect)

That depends…have you been a good little whore for him? Asmo loves to spoil, please, and pleasure. He’ll make every night feel special like the first time, always romantic with sweet words, rose petals, and ‘I love you’s mumbled every chance he gets. But if you haven’t behaved, he’ll be fucking ruthless

U: Unfair (How much they like to tease)

Oh Asmo is so unfair, the man loves his foreplay. He’ll tease you through your panties for an hour just to take them off and tease you some more with his mouth. If you want him to be nice and you wanna have his cock, he wants to hear you beg.

Could you try J T Y for Leviathan?

𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝 :) 𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢~

J: Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Levi is quite literally a masturbation addict. He’s a loud one too so it’s always in his room, headphones and hentai on, and a hand over his mouth to conceal the symphony of whimpers falling from his lips.

T: Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Oh yeah, flesh lights, cock rings, you name it. He’s even put strap ons on some of his body pillows for fun. Just for himself though, he’d be far too embarrassed to show you that. Though he’d be happy to use any toys that you own on you

Y: Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Oh he’s always horny he’s just usually far too embarrassed to ask for it. But he’s ready to go any time any day, whatever you need

Can we get Mammon and C, D, and J for your event please! Having a blast following you!

𝙷𝚒𝚑𝚒! 𝚂𝚘 𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐! 𝙷𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚒𝚝 ~.~

C: Cum (Anything to do with cum)

When Mammon cums, he cums boatloads. He doesn’t masturbate often so it always has time to build up. It’s more thin than average but not to the point where it’s watery; definitely easy to swallow. And if he knows you’re going down on him he makes sure to eat right so he doesn’t gross you out, he’ll chug an entire jug of pineapple juice if he has to. His favorite place to cum is inside, he loves the feeling and getting to watch it leak out.

D: Dirty Secret

Mammon has a knife kink. He knows it’s not the most taboo thing in the world but the idea of getting to carve his name into your skin makes him light on fire. He’d never admit this unless you brought it up, he’s worried he’ll scare you away.

J: Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Mammon doesn’t masturbate often, he prefers sex. But when he does masturbate, he goes all out. What can I say, the man loves to treat himself. Soft music, tingly lube, fully naked on clean sheets. Mammons not one for self pampering but he knows his fucking horse cock deserves it

𝒩$𝓕𝒲 𝒜𝓁𝓅𝒽𝒶𝒷𝑒𝓉 𝓔𝓋𝑒𝓃𝓉

*ੈ✩‧₊˚𝙸’𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚠𝚘 𝚍𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚊𝚕𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝟹𝟶𝟶 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚜 ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝ 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚞 𝚜𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑! 𝚃𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚞, 𝙸’𝚍 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝 ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა

₊˚ʚ ᗢ₊˚✧ ﾟ. 𝚃𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢, 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙾𝚋𝚎𝚢 𝙼𝚎 (𝙴𝚡𝚌𝚎𝚙𝚝 𝙻𝚞𝚔𝚎 >:( ) 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚢 𝚊𝚜𝚔 𝚋𝚘𝚡 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚍𝚎 𝟹 𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚠!

A: Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

B: Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

C: Cum (Anything to do with cum)

D: Dirty Secret

E: Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

F: Favorite Position

G: Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.)

H: Hair (How well-groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

I: Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect)

J: Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

K: Kink (one or more of their kinks)

L: Location (Favorite places to do the do)

M: Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

N: No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

O: Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

P: Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)

Q: Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) R: Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

R: Risk (Are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

S: Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

T: Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

U: Unfair (How much they like to tease)

V: Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

W: Wild Card (Random headcanon)

X: X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

Y: Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Z: ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

**𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚛𝚞𝚗 𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚕 𝙵𝚛𝚒𝚍𝚊𝚢**

..I have parental issues nd right now I’m jus thinkin bout the level of care nd comfort MC would receive if they had the same thing nd explained it to the boys…like imagine Lucifer telling you he’s proud of you nd that you did well after learning a new spell because he knows how much it means to you..or Mammon knowing you so well that he can see when your upset no matter how well you mask and he always knows just what to get you to make you feel better..or Levi teaching you how to play his games and losing on purpose to see you smile, putting on a show like he’s upset about his loss..or Satan reading you a bedtime story and doing different voices for different characters because he knows you find it funny..or Asmo doing your hair up like your mother never did and telling you how beautiful you are..or Beel always making sure you’re well fed and giving you hugs whenever you need them..or Belphie letting you sleep in his bed nd holding you tight after a nightmare or bad nighttime thoughts..