Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
Lucifer: * sees the fun activity being done by other people on Devilgram*
Lucifer: Ok, we're going to put everything we love in this box as a family activity.
Asmodeus: Can I put MC in the box?
Lucifer: No.
Satan: Can I put MC in the box?
Lucifer: *sigh* No.
All the brothers and MC: ...
Beel, picking up MC: Can I put-
Lucifer: NO!
Literally any other brother but Beel, T-posing in the doorway: Good morning, parental figure.
Lucifer, without bothering to look up from his newspaper and coffee: Good morning, problem child.