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Oh my god these are so adorable~! I want them all❤

The scenarios are really adorable uwu. Can I request headcanons when the kids are already, like they can speak and walk, and cause some trouble.

I’m sorry it’s so late! I hope it’s okay😁💞

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Their baby’s grown up! (Brothers and Diavolo)

Lucifer:

- their toddler insists she always sits on Lucifer’s lap while he’s working

- She’ll point at every document on his desk going “what’s that?”

- Always rats out MC to her daddy by saying stuff like ‘mummy said you’re really handsome’

- She always runs straight into Diavolo’s arms when Lucifer is visiting the Prince before he even has a chance to stop her

Mammon:

- Their toddler always steals his sunglasses and puts them on when he’s not looking so that she can “look like Daddy!”

- She doesn’t keep any of Mammon’s secrets, if he’s plotting something, their little girl will go running straight up to MC going “daddy’s being naughty again!”

- She’ll follow Mammon around wherever he goes because she loves him so much and finds him so fascinating

Levi:

- their toddler will sit for hours on end in front of the fish tank just gawping at Henry 2.0

- He’ll be a really cute and quiet toddler and won’t ever cause any trouble, he’s just content with sitting with Levi on his lap as they both watch an anime together

- He always tells Mammon off when him and Levi are squabbling - he will always take his Daddy’s side and pout at the second eldest brother!

Satan:

- oh boy Satan and MC’s girl is such a diva, and she has his wrapped around her tiny finger

- She will pull this very distinct pout face whenever she wants something from him (usually snacks) and he always gives in

- Tells Satan to “shh” when he’s reading aloud and insists that he listens to her babble as she attempts to read her baby book

- Loves sleeping in his and MC’s bed in between them

Asmo:

- their little girl is just like her daddy, she always asks him to paint her nails or brush her hair which he happily obliges to

- MC will always walk into their bedroom to see Asmo and their girl at their ‘salon’ doing each other’s nails

- “You sit down Mummy, I’ll do your nails next”

- She always needs a haircut because her curly blonde hair is always getting in the way of her face

- Likes to copy all of Asmo’s dramatic hand movements

Beel:

- their toddler is always telling Beel off for coming near her food, she’ll shout “NO! My food - off!” And will wave her little hand at him

- Constantly asks Beel to carry her on his shoulders, she’ll look at him with big eyes and go “up!” as she wiggles her fingers

- MC always finds her trying to break into the cupboards in the kitchen to find a snack

- Refers to her Uncle Belphie as “moo” because he’s got a cow pillow

Belphie:

- their toddler is constantly worrying MC sick because he will disappear for ages and she will always find him napping in the weirdest places

- Cries a lot because he’s always wanting a snooze, he loves being held a lot by MC

- They have to watch what they say around him because he’ll pick up anything that Belphie says (it didn’t go down well once when the toddler shouted “stupid Lucifer!” Over and over)

Diavolo:

- she’s quite mischievous but Diavolo lets her get away with it, if he’s having an important meeting over the camera, he’ll let her sit on his lap and babble to the random demons on the computer

- He’ll always find her sat on his throne pretending to be a princess which melts his heart

- She always passes little love notes to MC from Diavolo while he has a big grin on his face (their toddler and him are always doing cute things for her mummy)

Hello! I'm fairly new to the Obey me Fandom and I wanted to ask you if you could do a few head cannons for Mammon and Asmo? I'm not sure your character limit so I just picked 2. How would they react to an mc who is a bit of a rougher but kind type, like a monster hunter or mercenary? Someone who is self sufficient in protecting themselves. It's fine if this is a bit much. It's up to you if you want to take this ask on. thanks!

Welcome to the Obey Me community!! And this ask was really fantastic, thank you!!!

Mammon

He is shooketh when he sees how scary you can get

Like damn you didn't have to threaten the bullies with a pocket knife after they said something mean about him

He's 110% a masochist so he's terrified and amazed at the same time

But his pride is also a bit hurt

He's the one supposed to be protecting you, not the other way around! He doesn't need a human to look after him!

Is even more stunned when you managed to fight back against his brothers numerous murder attempts without his help (Like damn you survived almost all of them)

He'll definitely need to get used to being the one saved instead of the saviour in most cases

Asmodeus

At first he's constantly worried about your skin condition due to all the fighting that has happened and probably will continue happening

Like he'll be pestering you to at least stop getting hit on your precious skin

If you have scars anywhere he is worried sick

How are you supposed to keep healthy looking skin with all those scars?!

Don't get him wrong, he doesn't mind the actual fighting but he's concerned about the consequences it could have on your appearance

The first time he saw it he was literally like that one guy from the Wonder Woman movie

"I am both frightened and aroused".

He loves it when you protect him from things

Lucifer: * sees the fun activity being done by other people on Devilgram*

Lucifer: Ok, we're going to put everything we love in this box as a family activity.

Asmodeus: Can I put MC in the box?

Lucifer: No.

Satan: Can I put MC in the box?

Lucifer: *sigh* No.

All the brothers and MC: ...

Beel, picking up MC: Can I put-

Lucifer: NO!

I haven't checked in on this account in literally like 3 years

Happy Birthday!

 It’s the best bois Beel and Belphie’s birthday today!

Levi: Why are you sulking like a baby?

Mammon: MC left my text on read.

Mammon: And I am sulking like a MAN thank you

Genderbent Levi: I wish I had the ability to make boys nervous.

Genderbent Belphie: Holding a knife to their throat usually works for me.

MC: I can confirm this

Mammon: I have everything under control!

Satan: Is that why everything's on fire?

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers.

(No pressure!)

I found the asks yippee !!!! (Have mercy I haven't touched my actual profile in centuries)

I promise promise promise I'll get to the actual Obey Me asks soon (some of them have been waiting in the closet and staring ominously through the cracks in the rotting wood) but I need to like. Redownload the game and relearn the personalities so I don't get TOO ooc (might still include far-fetched headcanons if they spark joy)

But for now the top five things that make me happy would probably be

-Anything resembling the autism creature or similar doodles (reaction images, little stupids, etc)

-Petrichor

-Gradients in digital art (particularly from purple to pink to orange to gold) (it's like hiding a sunset and a touch of the natural magic of the world in something that will always be man-made)

-Games of any sort

-Peanut butter

Can I get some Mammon fluff where he learns that MC was a con-artist on her world? Thanks

Of course!

Mammon would definitely be surprised that you were a con artist, or at least at first!

He’ll definitely try to get you in on his scheming because you used to do it so you must be a professional, right??

Whether you’re phenomenal at it or not, he’ll 100% be roping you into one of his schemes to get more money.

He was probably doing most of them to be able to gawk at the amazing lies you told other demons to get Grimm.

If you’d sworn off con artistry due to some reason or another, Mammon will not leave you alone until you at least teach him how to be a better liar.

“YOU SHOULD BE HONORED THE GREAT MAMMON IS ALLOWING YOU TO TEACH HIM HOW TO LIE!!!”

Please teach him, he needs to be able to get away with things.