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Gideon the ninth doodles
Did we do a whole mini photoshoot?
Yes.
Is this random picture we took in the bathroom of the restaurant we ate at afterward the best picture?
Absolutely.
Oh, YES, PLEASE
Fortiche please. Fortiche I’m begging-
Drew everyone’s favorite lesbian, Harrowhark^^
The thought of Gideon developing into Kiriona early is… horrifying. This is somehow even worse for both her and Harrow than canon lol.
Harrow growing up on the 9th alone.
Kiriona growing up with the saints.
I am SO glad this isn’t how it happens, but it would make for a heartbreaking read….
Hey I know you haven't really done anything TLT in a hot minute but how do you think John changes as a character raising Gideon in your Heiress AU? Thx!!! :]
You sent this ask like 80 years ago, I’m so sorry. But to answer your question, I think he would love his child… But I’m afraid he’ll always be John.
what brand of mentally ill are you? based on what you think of first when you see tlt
Name ten female characters you like, you get zapped if it's jsut a male character you call a babygirl or other feminine nicknames because I can't see people calling Lestat coquette again
I just read Gideon the ninth and I have something to say:
This is just goth she-ra and the princesses of power (and I love that)
touch-starvation needs to be written with emphasis on the starving part. you are hungry to be touched. so hungry that even the very taste of it makes you nauseous. it has been long since anything has ever touched you, ever fed you - that your body has grown more used to that gnawing emptiness more than anything else. it's better for you to be held, to eat but it makes you sick to try. you know
cringetober - 1 day - heterochromia
я не помню как выглядят их черепушки...
Alrighty here goes nothing. (No spoilers)
I finished Nona the ninth, and just like harrow the ninth I was very befuddled the entire time. I do have to admit I have fallen deeper in love with the characters, or at least the ones that have been confirmed to be them in the previous two books. Honestly this shit is so confusing idk who anyone is, but regardless I LOVE it. Did not expect the Ace Attorney reference, I think I screamed and sobbed but I don’t remember lol
ALSO
Where is Alecto the Ninth??? I finished Nona the ninth, in tears naturally, fully expecting to jump to the next book only to discover that it wasn’t out yet. My balls (I’m a chick) were cut, my lunch=gone, my heart=paradox of full and empty.
So after that I’ve been wandering around my house and starring at walls like I got a lobotomy (lol)
Call me the Saint of Impatience, this shit wack and I need more asap
Ok ok ok
WHO was gonna tell me the bat shit craziness of The Locked Tomb series? (no spoilers)
I admit I took a lil break on Gideon the Ninth but in my defense I had school. But as per the usual during exams I have to do anything BUT actually study and write my essays.
I finished the book in like a week. The ending girl… mind BLOWN right open. On the floor screaming crying throwing up.
Obviously I couldn’t stop there, no no no, so I instantly get the next book THAT day and in 24 hours I finished the second book. I think I might just drop out of college at this rate. Harrow the Ninth??? Gagged. Felt like I was drowning in my own tears cause girl wtf was that. The ending??? Gone
Thank you for coming to my ted talk
Ok ok ok
WHO was gonna tell me the bat shit craziness of The Locked Tomb series? (no spoilers)
I admit I took a lil break on Gideon the Ninth but in my defense I had school. But as per the usual during exams I have to do anything BUT actually study and write my essays.
I finished the book in like a week. The ending girl… mind BLOWN right open. On the floor screaming crying throwing up.
Obviously I couldn’t stop there, no no no, so I instantly get the next book THAT day and in 24 hours I finished the second book. I think I might just drop out of college at this rate. Harrow the Ninth??? Gagged. Felt like I was drowning in my own tears cause girl wtf was that. The ending??? Gone
Thank you for coming to my ted talk
Guys I need to stop having ideas that I don't have the time or artistic skills for. I'm sitting at work thinking about how cool (and undoubtedly heartbreaking) it would be if there was a tlt animatic to Vulture by Bear Ghost and I'm like 5 seconds from going insane because of it.
Like this song has made me a little feral since it came out last year (I think. Time is an illusion) but I just listened to it for the first time in a few weeks and oh my god. I might come back to this post later and write an essay about it because the locked tomb has consumed my life even more so than it did when I was actually reading the series.
The TLT brainrot is real because I saw this image:
And immediately thought of making it into a HTN shitpost. You know exactly what I'm talking about.
Sadly, I am in the trenches with homework and therefore unable to be funny enough to follow through on this idea.
...does Harrow even know what "death first to vultures and scavengers" means? Or was she just sitting there thinking "well, I have to say something, and I know Griddle's going to make a fool of herself, but I can't just stand by and let the eighth get away with this. I'd better say something fitting of the ninth house."
Like. Do you think she said that, then immediately thought to herself "what the fuck was that?"
Do you think Gideon was laying in bed later that night thinking "what the hell did she say? Was it some obscure ninth saying I never bothered to learn? What the fuck?"
Do you think the other houses were there thinking "what did that strange little nun say? Was it a spell? A curse? Am I cursed now?" Or did some of them think "pfft, why did she say that? Was it a lame attempt at sounding cooler than all of us?"
I dunno, I finally have time to work on some TLT tattoo designs and this has been on my mind the whole time.
"Death first to vultures and scavengers" is such a hard line I wish that there were scenarios where I could use it in my day to day life without eventually having to explain that the quote was said by a scrawny teenaged(?) nun in response to what is essentially a dick measuring contest run by a bunch of idiots who have no business being unsupervised for that long anyways.
Me, personally, I think they'd have a sort of begrudging, quiet bond called "I'm surrounded by people who are trying to befriend me and am deeply horrified by that thought"
Not gonna lie at first glance I thought this was really strange Griddlehark art. But honestly? There are some parallels to be drawn between destiel and griddlehark starting with the whole "one has magic powers and the other is a dumb jockish type" and "neither one thinks that the other cares about them"
"Death first to vultures and scavengers" is such a hard line I wish that there were scenarios where I could use it in my day to day life without eventually having to explain that the quote was said by a scrawny teenaged(?) nun in response to what is essentially a dick measuring contest run by a bunch of idiots who have no business being unsupervised for that long anyways.
Hi my name is Harrow'hark Nonagesimus and I have 200 souls trapped in me and short choppy black hair that grows too fast ever since my DIY lobotomy and black eyes like the rest of the Ninth and a lot of people tell me I look like Anastasia (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to the girl in the tomb but I wish I was because she's a major fucking hottie. I'm a space Kiwi but my teeth are straight and white. I have skin that's only described as somewhat lighter than Gideon's and is always covered in greasepaint. I'm also a necromancer, and I live in a castle called Drearburh on Pluto where I'm the Reverend Daughter (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love the Ninth's dress code and I always adhere to it. For example today I was wearing a ribcage corset, a black shirt, black pants, black boots, and a black cloak. I was wearing skull facepaint, specifically The Chain. I was walking outside Drearburh. It’s on Pluto so there was hardly any sun, which I was very happy about. Gideon Nav stared at me. I put up my middle finger at her.
They’re so Orpheus and Eurydice. But like. If Eurydice went willingly down so Orpheus could live, and Orpheus gouged out his eyes so he wouldn’t fail.
Partially inspired by this post and, you know, everything i love being orpheus and eurydice in some way
rereading gtn and it's so funny that harrow claims not to think about gideon only to be immediately disproven by revealing that she spent a full night planting bones under the landing field to make sure gideon can't leave