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Be absolutely clean before letting a man bury his cock into you.....
MY nipples are SO HARD right now as I look at this....I need to be fucked right now! OR I'm going to have to masturbate and relieve myself!
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Do u guy's ever realise that divorce is basically based on
De Morgan's law.
Name a more iconic
I'll wait.
Today I was going downhill a street and a crow's ass started laughin at me "hahaha u virgin ass" so I grabbed him and started fuckng him. After our crowy lovemaking he looked at me said " I am a guy dude" and I was startled. The crow laughing again said back to me "hahaha motherfucker u gay" .
So I am now fucking his crow wife.
How's ur night going fellas???
The only difference between Ellen and Instagram is the number of viewers.
Man if I had any money.
Give up and then get back up and then again give up.
Y'all motherfuckers on Instagram need to stop posting posts with moaning porn noises.
Seriously none of us accept that we are scrolling down a video of spongebob and Patrick while unmuted and I hear a woman moaning in front of my family.
Fuck y'all.
Mark my words.
My mother said that ur phone is not going to feed u anything . Start studying.
I ordered a salad on uber eats.
U know u could totally fool someone by replacing the graphite lead inside a pencil with a refill of a pen and make it appear like u r writing with a pencil when u r really writing with a pen. Or vice versa.
This is exactly we enjoy making forts with our pillows and also love being in a closed tent.
Fuck me.
Holy shit
Holy fucking shit. The reason we avoid the lines when walking on the road is because we share the same genes with cats and therefore also like fucking spacial boundaries.
Basically we all are cats in other form.