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Terrible Puns - Blog Posts
I let my father borrow my notebook for a SECOND and already he's written 'milk' in 2 different fonts
I am SICK. I AM SICK OF MILK.
Pokemon Res-taruos-ant puns ;)
Pancham Express - Panda Express
Taco Bellsprout - Taco Bell
I-Hoppip - I-Hop
Sawsbuck's - Starbuck's
Ben & Clefairy's - Ben & Jerry's
Dairy Nidoqueen's - Dairy Queen's
Burger Slaking's - Burger King's
Red Clauncher - Red Lobster
a pokenerd's guide to gettin' the girls p1
Are you a ducklett cuz i just swanna be wth you ;)
might make a p2 idk but i got plenty more of pokemon puns for goodbye and some for hello
if yall got any suggestions id love to hear em but nothing about doing people im a minor
welp see you later turtonators
I put the meat down for a second and it just stops being warm. I sigh, and light the fire to reheat the turkey
Pearl Jam? Hell yeah she does!
Lookin’ fabulous Pearl! I spent a ridiculous amount of time on this just for one silly pun, but I think it was worth it because this was the most annoying pose I could have possibly chosen, and I think it came out pretty good. 👍
on another note, Pearl Jam is a good band, u should listen. Joel fans more educated on Jeremyism: please give me a ramble connecting Pearl Jam’s song Jeremy to Jeremyism. I will read it.
From now on, starting at the time you finish reading this message, your cells will no longer regenerate or multiply.
miNOsis
Mark my words.
Worlds worst pun
Person: On one hand I think I'll be scared on the roller coaster, but on the other hand it looks pretty fun Me: yes, it has its ups and downs
What a night...
It was late... At least for me it was. I just got off work around 10pm for my shift at work...
My last shift, that is...
My job just dropped me without any warnings, without any write ups and no notice for me to prepare to have a new job lined up whatsoever. Just proving further to never show loyalty to a multi-billion dollar cooperation.
Body on auto-pilot mode, weaving through the crowds of people and monsters in the city and just cancelling out the noises around me, my mind couldn't help but wonder... Why? Why would they just drop me? I've worked for the company for 5 years. I've always arrived early, stayed extra if needed and if I was ever sick, I made sure to provide a doctor's note so I wouldn't have any unexcused absences on my record. So why—
…Wait. Hold up...
“Due to recent events, and information provided from our PR team that also works with social media, we are letting go a few workers within this company. This is nothing personal, but we need to make sure that the people that work for this company are people that best represents us, our values, and what we stand for, and we feel that this company isn’t for you.”
“…Information provided from our PR team that also works with social media…”
“…people that work for this company…”
“…best represent us, our values, and what we stand for…”
This could be a goddamn coincidence, but… Did those fuckers fired me because they found out I was an activist taking part in a protest for monster rights?!
That had to be it—it was rumored that the company and its CEO were against even the most basic rights Monsters well deserved. The last protest was a combo of fighting for Monsters to have the right to have Driver’s Licenses and legalization of Monster-Human marriage. The human police got involved and it became a huge thing all over the News and online. The PR team must have found out some of their workers were taking part in the protest and had to clean house. Ugh…
As I stopped walking for a moment, I saw the bright red neon sign of my usual hangout, Grillby’s. The owner, Grillby, was a fire monster and a good friend of mine. Though he was a monster of few words, his actions spoke for him. I worry one of these nights, he’ll get sick of me just venting to him and crying into my drinks. Honestly, tonight was very much needed for me to get shit faced and ugly cry…
Stepping through the door and with the ring of a bell, my being was engulfed in a welcoming warmth and cheerful atmosphere. The usual patrons in their usual seats as if this bar was their second home—and it really was. Grillby’s place was that nice of a business. Looks like Doggo is having a ruff night playing Blackjack with the others and is barking up a storm. That bunny monster is giggling her ears off and slumped over in her booth. The same chill music is still playing on that old jukebox. It was nice… This place was nice…
Taking my seat at the bar, Grillby already knew I had a lot on my mind and had some hot fries ready for me and told me he’d make my usual drink—which was a spiked spider cider. He and Muffet have been working with ideas on food and drink so they can both benefit and see what other folks like and where they can improve. It’s nice.
“And it’s such fucking bullshit that they’d just… just, uhh… fuck, what did I say? Fuck, right! My company just fucking fired me because they’re just ugly bigot fuckwads! Humans trapped Monsters underground for Gods know how long and now that y’all are back, they wanna act all superior and try to lord over Monsters and prevent y’all from having equal… uh… things!!! It’s bullshit!”
“…And it’s time to cut you off for tonight, Julia.”
“Noooo, Grillbyyyy, I’m not drunk. I only has 1 drink…”
“And that was my mistake. You can’t handle your alcohol—especially monster alcohol… Did you want to head back to my loft to relax for the night?”
“Nnn… Too many words… Grillby, lemme have another—my job sucks butt and I wanna drink til I can’t feel feelings anymore…”
“…heh, keep your gin up, kiddo. it’ll get better with time. after all, we ale make pour decisions.”
And that’s when I met him…
“A… A talking skeleton monster…?”
It was like he came out of nowhere, but… There he was, next to me. A rather short skeleton monster with… eyes lights as bright and beautiful as a galaxy and an outfit to match. Gosh, were those sparkly freckles on his zygomatic bones? Cute… And… He’s floating? Is he doing that with his magic? I mean, I shouldn’t assume gender, but with a voice so rich and deep like that, I…
“…Wait, was that a pun?”
[Next: A Black Rose]
Love how sky is just there living rent free in Victor’s head… guess you could say he needed a
Hexcorsism
It's quite ironic that Fey are weak to the element with the symbol Fe
on the way to the bathroom, you're russian. when you're in the bathroom, european. when you come out, you are finnish. ;)))
Happy Birthday, @meganegabishoujo ! Sorry for the first image being crappy, not used to drawing cute things ;-; You’re 2 years older than me ewe