Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
The Fsa/Fs version:
Green: Take them and make lemonade!!
Red: Make lemon cake!
Blue: Shoot the juice into the eyes of your enemies to blind them.
(Or alt;
Blue: You have f#cking lemons, man! What the hell is wrong with all of you?! )
Vio: Eat them. *Starts eating the lemons whole, like an apple*
Erune: Don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back!
Ganon: Throw them like rocks!
Zelda: make lemon tea!
Shadow: Make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how you did it
Vaati: use those lemons to make sacrifices as the world watches in fear.
Tingle: Sell those lemons!
When life gives you lemons...
Lu version
Wind: Take them aboard your ship to fight scurvy.
Wild: Make lemon cake.
Legend: Shoot the juice into the eyes of your enemies to blind them.
Four: Eat them. *Starts eating the lemons whole, like an apple*
Time: Don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back!
Hyrule: Throw them like rocks!
Sky: make lemon tea!
Twilight: Make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how you did it
Warriors: Take the lemons. Maybe they could be useful later on.. actually, what are lemons anyways?
Dink: use those lemons to make sacrifices as the world watches in fear.
*Modern au*
Wild: Let me just look up some emo boys..
Wind: I found some pictures!
*Wind show’s pictures of Legend*
(Wild and Wind falling)
Wild: Ah! I love the smell of land hurtling towards you in the middle of the night!
Wind:
Four: *splits*
Vio: *sharp inhale* Okay, which one of you said you like pineapple on pizza?
BONUS:
Hyrule: *raises his hand very slowly*
Sky: You see this bed? It’s nice, it’s comfort-ta-bla. I’m going to lay down, and stay down!
Vaati: Shad-ow, I know how we're going to defeat the Hero once and for all!
Shadow: Let me guess. We're going to kidnap Princess Zelda.
Vaati: No! We're going to steal from him the source of his power! And then we will use it against him.
Shadow: His Piece of the Triforce?
Vaati: Foolish fool! The Triforce is not the source of his power, his power comes from (close-up on Vaati) ...his pointy hat!
Shadow: Seriously.
Vaati: Yeeees! Come, Shad-ow, let us attain his pointy hat!
Shadow: I guess I have nothing better to do today.
Warriors: People who sleep without socks on are weird.
Legend: People who sleep WITH socks aren't to be trusted!
Time: People who sleep are weird.
Hyrule: ....I was a sock once.
Fable: *opens the door*
Fable:
Fable: Why are you all in my closet. No, scratch that. HOW DID YOU GET IN?!
Legend: Portal.
BONUS:
Sky sleepily: What are you guys doing..?
Warriors, Legend, Hyrule and Time look up from where they were holding a sock up like a sacrifice: …
Blue: You think you're smarter than everyone else.
Vio: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.
Vio: I swear to the goddess, I'm the only one here with a braincell.
Shadow, Blue, Green, and Red: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!
Legend: What have you done?
Four nervous: I moved all the furniture slightly to the right.
Legend: go sit on the timeout chair!
Four: falls off
Legend: leans back, and he too falls onto the floor.
Warriors: laughing, then also falls on the floor
Hyrule who just walked in: ...
Legend: Please let this be a normal family…
Wind: With Wild? No way!
Alternative version:
Four: Please let this be a normal adventure…
Legend: With Hylia? No way!
Branzy: Guys, I impulsively bought a python, what do I name him?
Rekrap: YOU DID WHAT-
Parrot: Willian Snakesphere.
Bonus:
Ashwag: Nice snake you got there. What’s their name?
Branzy: ‘You did what-‘, Rekrap suggested it!
ClownPierce: Boy? Girl?
ClownPierce: Fool! I only identify as a punchline! My pronouns are ha/ha/ha/ha.
Alternative version:
ClownPierce: Boy? Girl?
ClownPierce, pulling out a sword: I identify as a danger. My pronouns are you/better/start/running.
(Tw: Arson)
Wild: Boy? Girl?
Wild: I identify as a menace!
Wild: my pronouns are I’m/going/to/commit/arson
Bonus:
Wild: Am I a boy? A girl?
Wild: You fool! I identify as a pissed!
Wild *pulls out a sword*: My pronouns are you/better/start/running.
Dink: 👁️👄👁️
Scott: I will fight god.
Joel: I’m sorry but no.
Kaminari *just finishing some homework*: That was easy.
Kirishima: Then why did take you 10 minutes to figure out?
Sero: and another 15 minutes to actually do it?
Jirou *staring at her phone*: Not to mention that fact you had to re-do it 4 times.
Bakugo from the next room over: Oh fucking god, did Dunce Face finally figure it out?!
Bonus:
Mina crying in the other room: I DON’T UNDERSTAND!
Wild: The risk I took was carefully calculated…
Twilight: WE ALMOST DIED!
Wild: I never said I was good at math.
*Kinda modern au*
Legend: Shutup, your mother buys you megablocks instead of legos.
Warriors: You take that back.-
Bonus:
Malon facepalming: You absolute idiots.
Legend: DANGIT WILD-
Wild: It wasn’t, me for once.
Legend: Oh sorry, habit. Dammit Wind.
Wind: Not me either.
Legend: Oh… Then who set the house on fire?
Hyrule: *Whistling*
Kai: How many Jay’s does it take to change a lightbulb?
Cole: Just one, the real question is how many ladders does he need?
Jay: *offended noises*
Warriors: This snow got me feeling some type odd way.
Legend: That’s hypothermia.
Warriors: Dang, Hyrule told me it was the magic of Christmas.
Green: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.
Red: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great!
Green: not when you’re playing with Vio. They put in words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog”.
*Modern au*
Time: Hello Mcdonalds. I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves.
*Future au*
Legend, working at McDonald's: Sorry sir, we don't serve a McFuck here, so either you throw that one slice of pickle out or we're gonna have a McProblem.
Red: See, they told me I could be anything-
Wild Finishing Red’s sentence: So I chose to be a menace!!
Cuts out to show Both of them surrounded by fire and wielding fire rods
*Kind of Modern lu au*
Legend holding up a water bottle: You see this water bottle? The amount of water in there is how much I care.
Wind: There’s no water in there though…
Legend: I know.
Dink/Dark Link: so your weapon of choice is philosophy
Legend: yeah, philosophy, and also this sword! pulls out a sword
Random person playing a Bayonetta game: Wait its all hair?
Bayonetta holding a a gun up to the player’s head: always has been.
Warriors: I'm sorry, your prepeeling your fruit??? who does that even??
Legend: oh you haven't yet? Oh Ravio and I have already prepeeled our fruit.
Ravio offscreen: I prepeeled them last year!
Legend nodding: I actually just prepeeled our grapes.
Warriors blinking slowly: I'm sorry, you prepeel grapes?!
Legedn and Ravio: You don't?!
Four: Now thats unpeelable.