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Lu Ravio - Blog Posts
Hyrule: Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does
Wild: I opened the window and influenza.
Time: What’s upstairs? Unfortunately stairs can’t talk.
Sky: The bird flu? Uh yeah they tend to do that.
Warriors: Based? Based on what.
Four: Apartment complex? I actually find it quite simple.
Legend: You’re telling me a ginger bred this man?
Wind: You’re telling me a shrimp fired this rice?
Twilight: Wood fired pizza? How’s pizza going to get a job now?
Bonus
Ravio: Chef kiss? Do… Do they really?
Dink: Who broke into the bar and stole our limbo stick. Seriously, how low can you go.
Spirit: Now I guess I know how you feel.
Hylia: WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE- WHAT?!
Din: Watching the chaos quietly.
Hylia: What’s a good response to being stabbed by a knife?
Ravio: Oh no!
Legend: Finally.
Time: Can’t kill me if I’m already dead inside.
Wind: Rad.
Dark Link: GOTTEM!
Twilight: Rude.
Warriors: I think I’d scream.
Sky: I’d just smile at them and die.
Four: You’ve done the world a great service.
Hyrule: Not again.
Farore: Uno reverse, I win.
Ganondorfs + Demise: I’d take the knife out and stab him, then die.
Wild: You gonna want this knife back, or can I keep it?
Hylia:
Hylia: Everyone gets a zero today.
Warriors: I'm sorry, your prepeeling your fruit??? who does that even??
Legend: oh you haven't yet? Oh Ravio and I have already prepeeled our fruit.
Ravio offscreen: I prepeeled them last year!
Legend nodding: I actually just prepeeled our grapes.
Warriors blinking slowly: I'm sorry, you prepeel grapes?!
Legedn and Ravio: You don't?!
Four: Now thats unpeelable.
Ravio: Pardon the intrusion, but-
Legend: On this moment or just my life in general?
Legend: What am I allergic to?
Ravio: Pollen. And the full spectrum of human / hylian emotion.
So people are asking about the lost au… and wellll….
There appears to be a link missing from this.
Hmmmm
Also maybe I will give a small summary, but not rn. Its late. Maybe tomorrow? Idk. But all those expressions really fit the lost person.
Fyi the lost au is basically corruption except I made it 10x worse.
Who is who?:
so in order:
A1; Twilight | A2: Ravio | A3: Wild | A4: Red
B1: Malon | B2: Warriors | B3: Legend | B4: Blue
C1: Wind | C2: Dot | C3: Sky | C4: Green
D1: Dink/Dark Link | D2: Hyrule | D3: Shadow | D4: Vio
A large collection of doodles, most of the LU ones are for the elements au I got planned. If your interested in the au then I’m more than happy to ramble about it.
Uhhhh more doodles, I love Legend and Ravio but I don’t draw Ravio enough. the design of Wind belongs to @mmmwafflesart, I just really like the idea of Redead Wind. Oh and the one of the Legend designs belong to Sheepa on discord, idk if they have a tumbler.
I wish my wips looked like this. Woe is me, amateur mediocre fic writer with sentences and bullet points instead of fics.
Boom shakalaka or wtvr….. this isn’t finished and will not be finished but it’s okay because I like how it is right now and I wanna be free from WIP hell 😞😞😞 SAVE ME I DRAW TOO MUCH AND DONT FINISH THEM EVER AAHHHH
the fact that ravioli means two things in this fandom: the former vice president of the 'i hate link' club or two rabbit boys kissing
I made a meme
From my old post
Ravio being the sweet wide-eyed innocent bunny and Legend with the ‘i don’t wanna be here’ glare is sending me
Gift for @sprite-and-the-bunnydragons !! The second I read about bunny Ravio I just... I HAD to draw him. And with drawing one scene came another... And another...
Everyone, please go read Two Bunnies for the Price of One on ao3! It's really funny and I highly recommend it (and honestly any of her other fics)
Ravio! Technically CPR certified but the odds I’ll be useful and not a useless mess having a panic attack in the corner… actually I don’t know. I also don’t really wanna find out.
Where are you on a scale from Ravio to Hyrule?
art included by @/linkeduniverse
hell yeah legend showing he cares by screaming in ravio's face and then both of them immediately breaking down I LOVE IT THIS IS SO IN CHARACTER YES *screams cries throws up yeets self to pluto*
Requests? Not sure if that was old or recent but just in case, Ravio and Legend??
If not, no worries at all!
Hey!
Thanks so much again for the request. Sorry it took so long... But I'm finally here to show it off!
Here it is!
I hope you like it. Thanks again!
Bye
heh. i found this on the ravioli tag. now im craving ravioli the food and the 'i wanna fucking kill you' besties of all time
I miss albw tails, I miss it a lot…
anyway, I saw this meme and it’s them I fear
RAVIO DOING BUNNY EARS TO LEGEND THIS IS SO FUNNY
They grew
i keep seeing so much amazing Ravio art so I finally drew him! He's so fun to draw too!
He's messing with Legend's stuff (Sheerow's helping)
LU AU where Dark Link gathers all the other Dark and Shadow Links but Ravio gets caught up in the mix. He pretends to be another evil doppelganger to survive, but Shadow realizes he's a faker by day1. Shadow n Ravio team up to screw Dink over so that they can find their heroes. Doodle is from November, completely forgot to post it.
Legend and Ravio doodles except it’s mostly Ravio <3
I’ve never played albtw myself but I am utterly attached to this bunny boi…can you tell I really love Ravio?
Legend’s real fiancé/fiancée
this is probably my dumbest one yet
The chain has picked up on Legend occasionally mentioning a fiancé. He gets flustered every time. It’s one of the only real ways to catch him off guard. Since it’s a Link trait to be nosey, everyone is WAY up in Legend’s business. Each time they mention it though, Legend just blushes and waves them off.
The chain meets Fable at some point and she’s cunning, sarcastic, and funny. She seems like a very good match for Legend and… She goes doe eyed around him. She can’t take her eyes off him and she seems to hold onto his every word. Sky can recognize her affection for her hero from a mile away. He’s so happy to see that he’s not the only one in love with a Zelda. Twilight hangs over his shoulder, also understanding the love between a princess and her hero. So they slide up to her and asks if she and Legend are engaged. Her reaction is a little shocking. Her eyes go dark, her posture rigged. Her good mood is ruined. No. She’s not his fiancée but she wanted to be and tried. There’s so much she could offer him. They could be so happy. But no. To both men’s horror she has angry tears in her eyes. “I hate his stupid partner. It’s just.. AUGH.” She stomps away to sulk.
When the chain meets Ravio it all clicks. The man practically hangs off of Legend, linking their arms, hip bumping him as he passes. For Hylia’s sake they’re ROOMMATES. Time and Wars share a knowing look. During the war Ravio was always mentioning a special someone after all. So Time and Wars slide up to Ravio, teasing grins and all. They ask him if Legend was his bunny. They ask if the two are engaged. Ravio gets a wistful look on his face. It’s a bit sad and a little confused. Ravio tells them all about how he had asked Legend if he wanted to be more than roommates, not necessarily engaged, but partners. Legend apparently turned him down with lots of grace explaining he was already taken. Ravio had thought that maybe Legend was put off by them being mirror counterparts of each other, that could get pretty weird to be honest… but… it couldn’t be more weird than what Legend had!! Who he was engaged to! Ravio goes to the cellar to find the hard cider they make TOGETHER from their apples from the orchard.
Wind and Four are hanging out an a beach when a seagull joins them. Between Wind’s affinity for ghosts and Four’s Minish magic, they can understand her squawking. She asks about Legend, she’s very worried about his wellbeing. She relieved when they tell her he’s doing well. They piece together that this is the lovely Marin Legend has spoken of on more melancholic nights. She must be… ah it all makes sense. Fable’s frustration, Ravio’s hurt. Legend must’ve been engaged to his dream girl. The girl who he had to leave behind. The girl that still keeps vigil over him even when he doesn’t know she’s there. He must be unable to let go… So they ask her if she’s Legend’s betrothed. Somehow, for a bird, she puts on a stank face. Her feathers ruffle, she smooths them down with her beak. Ahem… no she’s not. She looks annoyed for a bird. Even while Legend was sleeping and she was there as his literal dream girl, Legend didn’t even go so far to kiss her. He just had such a strong feeling that somebody else was waiting for him… When she started a new life, that of the sky and sea, flying as a bird, she went to see who this person who was so special to him was and… she huffs and flies off, leaving a plume of feathers behind.
The chain ends up in Labrynna and there they meet Ralph who is ecstatic to see Legend. He also wears just as many if not more rings than Legend himself does. Wild and Hyrule exchange a look. Could it be possible that one of those rings might be a wedding ring? So Hyrule and Wild ask, probably too directly but Ralph… He sighs, shakes his head. When Legend came this way it seemed everyone had wanted chance to go on a date with the hero. Ralph wasn’t excluded from that group… but by the time he asked Legend to do something sometime, maybe something a little romantic, Legend kindly shot him down and told him of his engagement. Ralph was like ??? we are 15. (At the time of oracle of ages) Ralph gets a strange look on his face. He tells the chain that Legend’s betrothed is HERE. In Labrynna.
so of course they beg to meet this person. Everyone has so many questions. Legend has so many people that want him, who are so into him. How does this person surpass all of them? Legend, blushing like a maiden, agrees to introduce them. He leads them through the forest.
and this is her.
when he introduces the chain to a tree they think he’s lying. Not just a normal tree, but a talking one. A talking tree that’s annoying. She’s so offended when they don’t believe Legend. She demands her fiancé, omg is this real??, make them apologize. The chain doesn’t know what to do. Legend hugs her bark and she giggles. Hyrule breaks away from the chain. He looks concerned. “Legend. You were 15 when she proposed. How old was she?”
pandemonium breaks out when he mentions she must have been somewhere over 400 years old. He tries to claim that she’s like their age in tree years but it doesn’t really work.
idk if they stay together after this but I couldn’t get this stupid idea out of my head 😭 I hope somebody enjoys this!
LU Soul Eater AU: Legend
Thank you to everyone who Voted! Poor Legend 😭 his story starts with his birth (and some world building)
In this AU, Hyrule is a LARGE empire around the size of North America. In it are several ruling families that serve the Empress. Legend’s father is the second most high ranking royal, the king of western Hyrule. He rules over the largest part of land that doesn’t belong to the Empress.
I don’t think the king in ALTTP has a canon name so in this I’ll call him King West for simplicity.
King West and his wife, Queen West, have Fable. Unfortunately for Queen West, she struggles a lot with postpartum depression and spends some time recovering. This time is incredibly stressful for King West, who finds himself as the soul leader of western Hyrule, so he decides to blow off some steam and has an affair with a maid.
Obviously this is Legend’s mother. She gives birth to him 10 months after Fable was born, (they’re Irish twins!), and passes away due to complications during it.
At this point a lot of the palace staff are really pissed off that this happened. Being left with the King’s bastard, they decide to bring Legend to the ENTIRE castle’s attention. This news reaches the king just a little after it reaches the Queen.
She’s FURIOUS. He had a stressful year??? She thought she was going to DIE.
Advisors suggest surrendering the boy to an orphanage where he can grow up anonymously, but the gossip of the king’s bastard son has already traveled far enough that the other kingdoms of Hyrule know it. They cannot renounce royal blood. Hylia flows through the child’s veins.
The Queen demands that the child will not be raised in her castle. She cannot bear to watch the king’s “mistake” wander her halls. The king decides to send the child to be raised by his brother, Legend’s uncle, who is a small lord at the kingdom’s border.
The king and Queen cannot divorce, but the Queen ends up spending most of her time traveling the empire on diplomatic missions. Fable is mostly raised by her father.
(Years later the Queen regrets her decision in casting Legend out. Legend does not. He’s actually grateful to have been raised away from court.)
Despite the amount of mess surrounding his birth, Legend is raised to be a very happy boy under his uncle’s care. He grows up in a small fort surrounded by apple trees and friends. His uncle never wed nor had children, so he gets all the attention he needs. He rides horses, learns some magic, and how to farm over the years.
Right before his 12th birthday, a witch called Agahnim sends western Hyrule into chaos. Legend’s Uncle is summoned to the castle to provide extra defense. Despite warning Legend to stay home, he sneaks after him.
His uncle is too late, the castle is already taken over. Legend finds his uncle bleeding out. His uncle tells him that he needs to find his sister and get to safety before he dies in Legend’s arms.
Now he’s all alone. He finds Fable terrified and together they escape. Together they decide that they must take down Agahnim before he claims the rest of their kingdom.
Fable can turn into a sword (I’m still trying to think of what type but a rapier is really burning into my brain). Wielding his sister, they go through a long and hard journey, eventually killing Agahnim and restoring “peace and balance” to their kingdom.
And Legend feels AWFUL. His father joyfully has him stay back at the kingdom. He’s a hero now. The Queen wouldn’t keep a hero from living in the castle, would she?
He hates it. He starts taking etiquette classes and begins to learn how to be a proper prince. To make matters worse, Fable doesn’t even stay in Western Hyrule for most of the time. She’s usually in the northwest studying with her meister, Princess Dot.
He’s lonely and scared. When Agahnim attacked, he sent a curse over the land to cause all the knights to hunt him down. Now as he walks the castle halls he has to look at the people who wanted to hurt him only a few months ago. He also can’t stop having nightmares about his uncle. He misses him terribly.
Thankfully, this degree of hurt and loneliness doesn’t last too long. He keeps catching glimpses of a short kid who doesn’t look like he’s from here darting about the castle. One day they run into each other and he finally meets Hyrule.
Hyrule and Legend click instantly. Upon finding out that Hyrule is a weapon, specifically a magic weapon, they both become greatly excited to practice spells together. Legend and Hyrule both are very happy about this because neither of them have been able to practice their magic since moving into the castle. Eventually they get caught and this is a great concern. Hyrule is a lot of things: Sweet, cunning, powerful, Legend’s new best friend, and the son of the witch that corrupted all of southern Hyrule/political prisoner.
King West tries to tell Legend that he and Hyrule can no longer see each other. That Hyrule is potentially- No is. Very dangerous. Legend throws his first tantrum. Queen West who is back for diplomatic affairs has been eaten away by her guilt of casting the young prince away for years. She gives Legend permission to become Hyrule’s full time meister.
King West does not want to deal with this so he sends the two away to a boarding school that will properly train them.
When Legend turns 16, he’s sent by his father on a solo quest to Labrynna and Holodrum which are part of the neighboring empire to Hyrule. There he does good deeds, the oracle games, in order to maintain good relations between them and Hyrule. On the way back he gets into an awful boat wreck, Link’s Awakening, barely making it home.
Freshly traumatized, all he wants to see is his best friend. Unfortunately, while he was gone, Hyrule was sent back to southern Hyrule where he completed his own quest, Adventure of Link basically.
Despite completing his quest, Hyrule hasn’t returned, having gone missing, so Legend sets out to look for him.
Southern Hyrule is a combination of Hyrule’s games and Lorule. I’ll get more into when I retcon and write Hyrule’s part.
Legend meets Ravio and strengthens ties between Southern Hyrule and Western Hyrule. Southern Hyrule has been oppressed by the rest of the empire for a long time. After it was taken over and cursed by a witch, Rule’s mom, 70ish years ago, it’s basically been under martial law/abandoned by the rest of the empire. It has multiple rulers and it is fraying apart. With Fable, Legend is able to secure future ties between the two kingdoms.
Finally he finds Hyrule, also freshly traumatized by his mission, and takes him home, not to the castle, but to his uncle's old fort which he finds under possession of Ravio.
A few years of growing pass before they’re asked to join a new mission.
And that’s Legend! I’m sorry if the world building is choppy, I’m still working on it! Please please please lmk what you all think! Lmk who you’d like to see next and any thoughts or headcanons you have!!
