Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
Rekrap: Y’know, everyone lost something today. I lost Reddons, Branzy lost his sword… Clownpierce lost his patience and Parrot lost all hope for us again.
Reddons: Hi, welcome to Applebees, would you like apples of bees?
Spoke: B-bees..?
Reddons: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES.
Spoke: Wha-
Ashwag: *walks in with a jar of bees*
Spoke: WAIT-
Bonus:
Branzy: Hi, welcome to Clown’s circus. Would you like the stabbing part or the scamming part?
Literally anyone: What..?
Branzy: CONGRATULATIONS! You’ve chosen BOTH!!
Clownpierce: *breaks the wall with his sword drawn*
ClownPierce: Boy? Girl?
ClownPierce: Fool! I only identify as a punchline! My pronouns are ha/ha/ha/ha.
Alternative version:
ClownPierce: Boy? Girl?
ClownPierce, pulling out a sword: I identify as a danger. My pronouns are you/better/start/running.