Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
Rekrap: Y’know, everyone lost something today. I lost Reddons, Branzy lost his sword… Clownpierce lost his patience and Parrot lost all hope for us again.
Spoke: Hey, I need your help to break in to somewhere. They got something of mine.
Branzy: You know that’s against the rules.
Spoke: Even better. But uh- wait, it is?
Branzy: Naw, I’m messing with you. I’m totally in.
Ashwag appearing literally out of nowhere: I heard ‘against the rules’, whatever it is, I’m also in.
Those three would be besties in law breaking.
Reddons: Hi, welcome to Applebees, would you like apples of bees?
Spoke: B-bees..?
Reddons: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES.
Spoke: Wha-
Ashwag: *walks in with a jar of bees*
Spoke: WAIT-
Bonus:
Branzy: Hi, welcome to Clown’s circus. Would you like the stabbing part or the scamming part?
Literally anyone: What..?
Branzy: CONGRATULATIONS! You’ve chosen BOTH!!
Clownpierce: *breaks the wall with his sword drawn*
Branzy: Guys, I impulsively bought a python, what do I name him?
Rekrap: YOU DID WHAT-
Parrot: Willian Snakesphere.
Bonus:
Ashwag: Nice snake you got there. What’s their name?
Branzy: ‘You did what-‘, Rekrap suggested it!
ClownPierce: Boy? Girl?
ClownPierce: Fool! I only identify as a punchline! My pronouns are ha/ha/ha/ha.
Alternative version:
ClownPierce: Boy? Girl?
ClownPierce, pulling out a sword: I identify as a danger. My pronouns are you/better/start/running.