Teen Wolf Incorrect Quotes - Blog Posts

Josh: I don’t know how to say it…

Nolan: come on, Josh, you can spell it!

Josh: okay, Nolan…

Josh: Im S-O-R-R… R-Y!

Nolan: …

Sheriff Stilinski, answering a call to the loft: I came as fast as I could, what’s the emergency?

Derek: I accidentally raised my voice at Stiles and I need to be arrested.

Sheriff Stilinski:

Sheriff Stilinski, softer: Derek, we’ve talked about this.

Theo: I poisoned one of the drinks, but I forgot which one

Scott: you WHAT?

Lydia: the way this dinner is going, I hope it’s mine

Stiles: *starts drinking faster*

Malia: Are you having another depressive episode?

Stiles: A depressive episode?

Stiles: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

Jackson: You kidnapped him?

Scott: …Yes?

Stiles: He did. I just helped. Ya know, after.

Jackson: Do you two have a fetish for kidnapping newly turned supernaturals or something?

Stiles: *offended*

Liam: They kidnapped you too?

*Stiles is cooking*

Erica: Any chance that’s for me?

Stiles: It’s for Derek. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight and I need him on my side.

Boyd: Huh. I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

Hunter: We have your mate.

Derek: …

Derek: Stiles? Stiles Stilinski? You have Stiles Stilinski?

Hunter: Yes.

Derek: No you don’t.

Hunter: What do you mean - ?

In the background: shit, he’s gone!

Derek: *laughs* Good luck with that.

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Stiles: We need to get through this locked door. Jackson, give me your credit card.

Jackson: Here.

Stiles, pocketing it: Thanks. Boyd, kick down the door.

*at a zoo*

Isaac: What are they in for?

Derek: Isaac, this isn't prison.

Isaac: So they can leave?

Derek: No, but-

Isaac, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

Interviewer to Stiles: So what is it like to marry someone way, way, WAY out of your league?

Derek grabbing the mic: Amazing. I never thought I would be this happy. So glad he gave me a chance.

Stiles: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.

Stiles: if I die, donate my entire body to science

Stiles: except my middle finger

Stiles: send that to Theo

Theo: HEY

Stiles: Being a human is so confusing because you are basically an animal with a soul, so sometimes you're like, "am I experiencing a profound spiritual desolation or have I not eaten enough for breakfast?" Impossible to tell.

Derek, kissing the top of his head: Pancakes?

Stiles, smiling: Pancakes.

Derek: What did you do with the body?

Stiles: What didn’t I do with the body?

Derek:

Stiles: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.

Derek: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Boyd: Several traffic violations.

Erica: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Stiles: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Isaac: Also, that’s not our car.

stiles: go big or go home

scott, crying: please for once in your life just go home. i'm begging you. go home

stiles: i'm going big

Scott: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Stiles, turning to Theo: How tall are you?

derek: Are you ready to commit?

stiles: A felony or to a relationship?

stiles: Because the answer to both would be yes.

Stiles would tho

Priest: do you take this man as your husband?

Stiles: I scooby doobby doo

Derek: is it too early for divorce

Coach: Harris! Why do you have one of my players in detention when he should be at lacrosse training?

Harris: Mr Stilinski earned himself detention for disrespectful and disruptive behaviour.

Coach: Stilinski, explain yourself.

Stiles: Well, Coach, Mr Harris thought I was too slow in answering a question so he pointed a ruler at me and said “At the end of this ruler is an idiot”. I asked him, “Which end?”

Coach: *laughing* Go get changed and get your butt on the field, Stilinski.