Incorrect Teen Wolf - Blog Posts

Malia: Are you having another depressive episode?

Stiles: A depressive episode?

Stiles: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

derek: okay fine, truth or dare?

stiles: truth

derek: how many hours have you slept this week?

stiles: ...

stiles: ...dare

derek: go to bed.

stiles: i don’t like this game.

don't repost, just reblog if you want

Stiles: We need to get through this locked door. Jackson, give me your credit card.

Jackson: Here.

Stiles, pocketing it: Thanks. Boyd, kick down the door.

*at a zoo*

Isaac: What are they in for?

Derek: Isaac, this isn't prison.

Isaac: So they can leave?

Derek: No, but-

Isaac, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

scott: you need to be nicer to theo

stiles: i am nice

scott: you threatened to stab him

stiles: and i think it was pretty nice of me to give him a warning

derek: what is wrong with you?

stiles: loaded question. elaborate.

Stiles: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.

Stiles: just rip it off. Like a band-aid

Liam: I'm in love with Theo

Stiles: put the band-aid back on

derek: i could kill you if I wanted to.

stiles: yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special derek.

Stiles: *throws lamp at derek*

Derek: what the hell?!

Stiles: lighten the fuck up.

derek: stiles, you don’t have any skeletons in your closet right?

stiles: do you mean literally or figuratively?

derek: honestly, the fact that I have to specify at all is what makes me worried.

Derek: What did you do with the body?

Stiles: What didn’t I do with the body?

Derek:

Stiles: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.

scott: we have fun, don't we?

stiles: i have never been more stressed out in my entire life

stiles: go big or go home

scott, crying: please for once in your life just go home. i'm begging you. go home

stiles: i'm going big

Coach: Harris! Why do you have one of my players in detention when he should be at lacrosse training?

Harris: Mr Stilinski earned himself detention for disrespectful and disruptive behaviour.

Coach: Stilinski, explain yourself.

Stiles: Well, Coach, Mr Harris thought I was too slow in answering a question so he pointed a ruler at me and said “At the end of this ruler is an idiot”. I asked him, “Which end?”

Coach: *laughing* Go get changed and get your butt on the field, Stilinski.

Headcannon: Stiles and Isaac use code language and it freaks the pack out

Stiles: I like red and white wine, but I prefer red

Isaac: Me too! But I can drink more than one wine at a time… not in the dum way ofc

Scott: There’s a dum way to drink more than one wine at a time?!

Stiles: Cool, what’s you’re favourite series? Mines Supernatural

Isaac: It’s soo good, my favourite character is Cas

Stiles: Ofc he is, just look at Scott!

Scott: What? What do I have to do with it?

Stiles: Mine is Dean

Isaac: Ofc, sarcasm, wine and possession. Same person, different front

Peter: I drink all sorts of alcohol. If it’s alcohol, it’s good

Stiles: Makes a lot of sense

Isaac: I thought you were just a red wine drinker, you know… because of Stiles

Liam: Since when was Stiles red wine?

Derek: I have no idea and I don’t know if I want to