Incorrect Teen Wolf Quotes - Blog Posts

Malia: Anyone else angry and gay on this Wednesday night?

Stiles: I'm bi and annoyed, is that close enough?

Malia: Are you having another depressive episode?

Stiles: A depressive episode?

Stiles: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

derek: okay fine, truth or dare?

stiles: truth

derek: how many hours have you slept this week?

stiles: ...

stiles: ...dare

derek: go to bed.

stiles: i don’t like this game.

Kidnapper holding Stiles ransom: Try anything funny and he gets it!

Sheriff Stilinski: Don't kill him!

Kidnapper: We won't do nothing so long as we get what we want.

Sheriff Stilinski: I wasn't talking to you. Stiles, don't you dare do anything!

Kidnapper: W-what?

Jackson: You kidnapped him?

Scott: …Yes?

Stiles: He did. I just helped. Ya know, after.

Jackson: Do you two have a fetish for kidnapping newly turned supernaturals or something?

Stiles: *offended*

Liam: They kidnapped you too?

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Stiles: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Derek: This is the most threatening way, I’ve ever been cheered up.

*loud thudding noise*

Derek, sighing and pinching the bridge of his nose: What was that?

Stiles: A box fell down the stairs.

Derek: That sounded a lot louder than just a box.

Stiles: Isaac was in it.

*Stiles is cooking*

Erica: Any chance that’s for me?

Stiles: It’s for Derek. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight and I need him on my side.

Boyd: Huh. I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

*the betas do something stupid and dangerous*

Stiles: I’m not mad, just disappointed

Derek: I’m mad.

Hunter: We have your mate.

Derek: …

Derek: Stiles? Stiles Stilinski? You have Stiles Stilinski?

Hunter: Yes.

Derek: No you don’t.

Hunter: What do you mean - ?

In the background: shit, he’s gone!

Derek: *laughs* Good luck with that.

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Stiles: We need to get through this locked door. Jackson, give me your credit card.

Jackson: Here.

Stiles, pocketing it: Thanks. Boyd, kick down the door.

Stiles: Every now and then I like to do as I’m told, just to confuse people.

Coach: What does your gut tell you?

Scott: 'Go ask Stiles, he'll know what to do'.

*at a zoo*

Isaac: What are they in for?

Derek: Isaac, this isn't prison.

Isaac: So they can leave?

Derek: No, but-

Isaac, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

scott: you need to be nicer to theo

stiles: i am nice

scott: you threatened to stab him

stiles: and i think it was pretty nice of me to give him a warning

derek: what is wrong with you?

stiles: loaded question. elaborate.

Stiles, speaking about Theo: it’s like a game of Fuck, Marry, Kill, and he’s all three.

Everyone: Stiles, don't overreact.

Stiles, already digging his grave and shovelling dirt on himself: I'm not.

Interviewer to Stiles: So what is it like to marry someone way, way, WAY out of your league?

Derek grabbing the mic: Amazing. I never thought I would be this happy. So glad he gave me a chance.

Stiles: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.

Stiles: just rip it off. Like a band-aid

Liam: I'm in love with Theo

Stiles: put the band-aid back on

scott: stiles is missing. can you find him?

derek: what?? do you think i have him microchipped or something?

scott: well, do you?

derek: ..yeah, hang on

scott: you're smiling, did something good happen?

stiles: can't i smile just because i feel like it?

lydia: peter fell down the stairs

Stiles: *throws lamp at derek*

Derek: what the hell?!

Stiles: lighten the fuck up.

derek: stiles, you don’t have any skeletons in your closet right?

stiles: do you mean literally or figuratively?

derek: honestly, the fact that I have to specify at all is what makes me worried.

Derek: What did you do with the body?

Stiles: What didn’t I do with the body?

Derek:

Stiles: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.

scott: we have fun, don't we?

stiles: i have never been more stressed out in my entire life

Derek: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Boyd: Several traffic violations.

Erica: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Stiles: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Isaac: Also, that’s not our car.

stiles: go big or go home

scott, crying: please for once in your life just go home. i'm begging you. go home

stiles: i'm going big