Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
Nice to meet you, baby. Welcome back, mom. You two have done pretty well. Baby, thank you very much for coming here. Enjoy my favorite dumpling!
あかちゃん
こんにちは赤ちゃん。おかえりママ。
ママも娘も本当に良く頑張ってくれました。
赤ちゃん、パパとママを選んでくれてありがとう。
大好物のおだんご🍡をどうぞ。
Encantado de conocerte, cariño.
Bienvenida, mamá.Mamá, el bebé y su hermana mayor lo han hecho bastante bien. ¡Muchas gracias!
Bebé, muchas gracias por venir aquí con nosotros. Te trata mi bola de masa favorita. ¡Disfrutar!
A/N: sry about the wait :3 i hope everyone enjoys <3
DOES NOT KNOW how to take cake of anyone !!!! definitely misread the instructions on the medicine label. probably also thinks that taking double the dosage makes it work faster… you’re better off taking care of yourself
lev, mattsun, tendou
insists that you have to get up and move around to get better (regardless of how sore or tired you are). they have never taken care of someone before in their life
hinata, bokuto, koganegawa
don’t even THINK about doing anything for yourself. they is at your beck and call. you shift because you get too hot ? they are already removing one of your (many) blankets and giving you cool water
sugawara, yamaguchi, iwaizumi, ushijima
is sick with you
kenma, asahi, oikawa
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A/N : i’m back :D i really missed writing so i thought i’d start posting on my favorite shitpost site
summary : who’d wake you up in the morning and how they’d do it
inches slowly out of bed so they don’t wake you up. if you show any sign of being disturbed, they will STOP BREATHING and become a living statue
yamaguchi
shakes you like a magic 8 ball
atsumu, tendou
yanks the covers away from you, if they’re awake so are you !!!
suna, mattsun, osamu, sugawara (he is secretly a menace), kuroo
tries their absolute hardest not to wake you but does it anyway. trips over a cord or smth
bokuto, nishinoya, hinata, ushijima
you wake them up
kenma, asahi, tanaka, sakusa, oikawa
gently taps your shoulder and waits for you to wake up
daichi, aran
opens the blinds, turns on all the lights, probably has an alarm set
iwaizumi, akaashi, kita
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this was so much fun to write ! i should have something longer out in a couple days ♡
atsumu - didn’t think you could take fall damage and jumped off the ledge after the opening cutscene
sugawara - blew himself up with a bomb arrow on death mountain
kenma - no deaths !!!! god gamer !!!! got 1 shotted by a lynel
bokuto - got struck by lightning :/
nishinoya - dropped a metal chest on himself
tendou - ran out of stamina while paragliding
yachi - tried to sneak into an enemy camp but whistled instead of crouching
aone - mud pool. that’s it.
oikawa - freaked out at his first guardian interaction and forgot the controls </3
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the sun peaks through the curtains, beams landing on already warm skin. sakusa’s hands wrap tightly your frame—afraid you’ll disappear if he lets go.
“good morning” he whispers into your shoulder, curls buried in the crook of your neck.
you stretch before replying, “mornin’ are you going in ?”
he hums, “later,” pulling away only slightly to study your face.
your fingers trace his jaw and then circle his moles. breath hitching when your eyes meet, the corners of his lips quirk upwards.
your eyes close again, and you lean further into his warmth.
“shower ?” you voice your thoughts, giggling lightly when he shuffles further into the covers.
“too far,” kiyoomi mumbles, burying his face into your neck and pulling you impossibly closer to him.
you shift onto his side of the bed and lay on his chest. “that’s fine,” you manage through a yawn.
sakusa’s warmth and steady heartbeat lulls you back to sleep. neither of you quite ready to start your day.
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my brain is currently rotting bc of suga ! love him so much so i definitely went heavy in the simp department </3
the most chaotic person ever
everyone thinks he’s the sweetest but he annoys you for sport an actual menace
will pinch you just for fun
definitely unplugged your phone charger while you were using it
then used it for his own phone :/
don’t try to get him back, i promise you’ll regret it (he always has something up his sleeve)
but he always makes up for it so maybe it’s not so bad
not true, he sabotaged your spotify wrapped by playing your least favorite artist when you weren’t around
pretty lowkey about your relationship. he doesn’t mind people knowing— but prefers not to share details
if you ask suga for help with your homework, he’ll either tease you or doodle on your arm
only serious 5% of the time
his favorite dates are game nights
arcades ? laser tag ? board games ? basically, anything where he can be competitive
please don’t ever play monopoly, he’s vicious and will kick your ass
will force you to get up early with him to be “productive” (rip night owls aka me)
koushi’s the type to ask to read you to sleep but wake you up every time you doze off because he has to “finish the job”
surprises you with little trinkets (a random bracelet he made, a charm he bought at a vendor, polaroid pictures from when he was younger)
somehow convinced you to get a pet with him
you now have 3 ferrets and 5 goldfish :’)
suga loves to go on long drives with you. doesn’t care who drives or where you’re going, he loves any time spent with you
you’ll be gone for a day and a half because he didn’t want to go home tbh same
will get a bunch of matching t-shirts when you guys go on roadtrips
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he loves wearing jewelry; necklaces and rings are a must. he prefers chunky (thick) silver over dainty pieces
enjoys photography- he even has his own camera
loves surprising you on dates. on your 6th month anniversary, he got you a charm bracelet. there were already a few there, but there was plenty of room for more to be added. everytime you’d go a special date, he would add a charm for to remember it
furthermore, he takes a picture before each outing and saves them to a folder in his phone. once he’s reached a couple year’s worth of photos, he prints them out and puts them into a journal, writing down small details of what happened on each date 🥲 i am love starved
likes scary movies and especially enjoys teasing others when they get scared. definitely finds them silly (especially 80s and 90s slasher films)
SAKUSA LISTENS TO INDIE, ROCK AND CHILL POP MUSIC !!! BILLIE MARTEN, FRAN VISILIĆ (religiously, okay probably even seen him live), JUNODREAM, ST. VINCENT, SUMMER SALT, ALT-J
his handwriting is so nice ? extremely neat and not too small ( it looks like he’s typed it but it's just that good)
the type to say he has nothing to wear but his closet is FULL OF CLOTHES
posts on social media like 5 times a year
a dog person but if you got a cat he would bend over backwards for them
this man will put his pets before you. if he’s at an away game, expect him to facetime and demand to see his children. will straight up ignore your text for hours at a time and respond only asking if you fed his babies- i hate men
his phone is so unorganized ??? istg it’s like he ignored the ios 14 update. even if you try and fix it, he somehow always messes it back up again
watched true crime shows religiously in high school (there was no motive for this one)
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i love that this progressively gets more chaotic as it goes on
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them : is it hot in here or is it just you
you : what
them : what
NISHINOYA, atsumu, tendou, tanaka (he used this on kiyoko), MATTSUN, konoha, sugawara