Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
A/N: bruh it’s been so long since I’ve done fake texts but obviously y’all are liking them so here ya go!
Osamu, Yaku, and Konoha
*GIF not mine*
Summary: Claw machines are unfair, and your boyfriend is seriously impatient. You see where this is going, right?
A/N: Just another imagine I got to write thanks to this prompt by @otpdisaster. Seriously, if you ever get writer’s block, go check them out, they’re a godsend. Hope you enjoy!
Word count: 914
Buzz buzz.
The call scared you out of your homework induced trance. After a certain point, you knew you had to give up on zoning out while glaring at the laptop screen. With a sigh, you snatched up your phone and answered.
“Hello?”
“YN!” There’s a muffled screeching in the background of the call that sounds suspiciously like your name.
“Tanaka? What’s going on?”
“You need to come-” his voice breaks away in a chuckle. “You need to come to the mall right now!”
“Umm, why?”
“Just come!” The noises in the background become louder and more frantic. “And bring butter!”
“Why do I-” the call ends before you can ask what the hell is going on, and why a dairy product seems to be the solution to whatever mess your boyfriend’s best friend has gotten into.
“You’ve gotta be kidding me,” you mumble under your breath, still staring at your phone with wide eyes. Well, it’s better than doing homework on a Saturday. With a shrug, you grab your jacket and your keys, getting ready to drive to the disaster zone.
~~~
It’s not much, but it's the best you could find on such short notice, and with such little spare change in your pocket. Walking into the mall with a tub of ‘I Can’t Believe it’s Not Butter’ held in your grasp, you anxiously search for the bald volleyball player.
“Ooh, there he is!” Your eyes catch on his signature buzz cut and you make a beeline for him. “Tanaka! Hey!”
The arcade he stands in is dim with neon green lights flashing from the ceiling like a disco. Children shout excitedly and button-mash on the machines like no tomorrow while you shoulder through a crowd of people to grab his arm.
“Hey!” You’re barely audible over the sounds of tickets printing and Pac-Man chomping, so you raise your voice to a shout. “Why did you need this?” You hold up the tub in front of his face and he can only guffaw at the sight of you.
“Oh hey YN! I’m so glad you could make it!” He snickers once more before stepping away from the claw machine he had been standing in front of. “Noya, look who’s here!”
“Fuck you, man!” Your boyfriend, who had been hidden by the taller stature of Tanaka, is seated on the floor, one arm lodged up the prize door of the machine while the other flips off his friend.
The bald man only laughs harder, pressing an arm against his stomach while howls. You, on the other hand, can only gape at the sight.
“Yuu, what are you doing?!” He rubs the back of his neck and smiles sheepishly.
“I wanted to get you the little stuffed cat,” he points at the toy with the hand wedged in the machine, fingers just barely visible inside the glass. “But this stupid machine,” he smacks the side of it with a sneer, “totally cheated me!”
The sentiment made your heart flutter, but the sight made you giggle and avoid eye contact.
“Hey!”
“I’m sorry! It’s just,” you gesture at his predicament, “you know… fucking hilarious!” You can’t hold it in any longer as you join Tanaka in busting a gut while Nishinoya miserably slumps onto the arcade floor.
“You guys suck.” You both die laughing at his grumble, holding onto each other for support just in case someone topples over.
It doesn’t take long before you get spotted.
“Excuse me!” It’s a young employee of the arcade, and he looks just about done with all of you from the get-go. “Kid, I’m gonna have to ask you to remove your hand from the machine.”
“I’m older than you!” Nishinoya kicks his legs against the ground indignantly and you have to bite your lip to contain yourself. “Plus,” he purses his lips, “I’m stuck.”
The employee sighs and smacks his palm against his forehead. “I’ll go get the butter.”
“Oh, no need,” you hold up your grocery store purchase like a prized possession, “I already got some.” The younger man quirks his brow at you before accepting the item and whipping out a handy butter knife from his back pocket. You and Tanaka both gawk and glance at each other at the sight of his preparedness.
“Every Goddamn day,” he mutters before getting to work.
While Nishinoya’s situation is dealt with, you leave the scene with a promise that you’ll be back to Tanaka. About thirty minutes later, your boyfriend is free as a bird and you pop up in front of him with a gift.
“Here,” you hand him a stuffed cat with a victorious smirk. Amazement overcomes his features and his jaw drops at the gift. He wiggles excitedly and captures you in a hug, but his appreciation of your present doesn’t last long.
“Wait,” he pulls away and the overjoyed grin falls from his face. “How did you get this?!” His eyes narrow with suspicion while he observes the toy from all angles like it was a fake.
“I won it,” you announce proudly.
“Oh, you’ve gotta be kidding me!”
If only he knew you were now out forty bucks.
*GIF not mine*
Summary: You and Nishinoya have some pretty weird sleeping habits.
A/N: Just some little shorts for my favorite boy bc he’s the best! My god, if you want to love life, please search up the weirdest things people have said in their sleep. You will die laughing. Anyways, please enjoy!
Word count: 1068
“DON'T FORGET THE APPLES!” You flinch out of your sleep to find your boyfriend sitting straight up in bed, eyes still closed.
“Yuu, what the hell’s-”
“GODDAMN GOPHERS… ate my… fucking carrots.” He flops back down onto the bed, letting out a loud snore as the mattress shakes from his fall. You lie beside him, eyes still open wide with fear.
“What the fuck was that?” you whisper to yourself, scratching the side of your head and watching Nishinoya warily. After he stays silent for a while, aside from a couple snores similar to a honking semi, you slowly close your eyes once more and cuddle back into his side, smiling when his arms instinctively wrap around you.
~~~
“Pizza.” Nishinoya’s eyes blink open and quickly adjust to the dark bedroom.
“Babe?”
“Pizza babies,” you mumble beside him, worming your way out of bed and blindly trudging out of the room with unopened eyes.
“YN?” Nishinoya huffs before clambering out of bed and following your sleep-walking path. “What are you doing?”
“SHHH!” you harshly hiss against your finger. “Don’t blow our cover!” Your voice is slow and mumbled, and you are visibly unconscious during your actions. Nishinoya covers his mouth and snickers while you stumble into the kitchen, hands feeling blindly for something.
“Hehe,” you giggle softly as you caress a watermelon before snatching it up and walking past your highly-confused boyfriend. He trails behind you as you step back into the bedroom and set it on the windowsill.
“YN, whatcha doin’ now?” He observes you as you pet the fruit like an animal.
“The cat likes to see the sun rise,” you smile blissfully, stroking the melon once more before stumbling back to bed and passing out in the middle of the sheets.
Nishinoya glances at you, then at the watermelon, then at you again. He rubs his temples and grumbles, “We don’t even have a cat,” before nudging over your body and falling into the bed beside you. He’s too awake now, so he settles for watching you converse randomly in your slumber until his alarm goes off.
“I have clown school tomorrow.”
“Oh really?” Nishinoya smiles at you.
“Goddamn Tina’s always late though. Fuck Tina.”
Jesus, poor Tina, he thought.
~~~
The comparative sound of a loud, rapturous trumpet echoes throughout your room, disturbing you from your peaceful slumber. The stench that follows urges you to flee the bed and air out the blanket.
“What the hell was that noise?” Nishinoya grumbles, opening one eye to look at you while you continue the necessary task. Your shirt is lifted over your nose to prevent further nasal contamination.
“You ripped ass.”
“Oh.” He nods before closing his eye and returning to sleep once more.
~~~
“Oooh, right there,” you whined. Nishinoya smiles in his sleep before turning and gazing at you.
“Right there, huh?” he eggs you on with a smirk. You nod and whimper.
“Mmhmm,” your voice is breathless. “Don’t move it.” His brow twitches in confusion.
“You don’t want me to move? At all?” You sigh happily.
“Yeah, keep it there.” Your nose scrunches up and you shiver while biting your lip. “Mmm, then put that one there.”
“There’s another one?” Nishinoya’s eyes widen. Who the hell were you also picturing while you were dream-fucking him?
“Yeah, there’s seven-hundred of them,” you scoff.
Suddenly, Nishinoya doesn’t want to play this game anymore. “S-seven hundred?” he hesitantly gulps, “What’s wrong with just having the one?” He’s not sure if he wants to hear the answer.
“If you’re gonna whine so much, then don’t help me build my fucking puzzle, Noya.”
~~~
“I don’t wanna die.” Your eyes fly open and you groan. It’s 4 am, what now? “I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all…” your boyfriend’s voice trails off and he begins to hum under his breath to a random tune. It was vaguely familiar to you, but you just couldn’t put your finger on it. Then his tempo sped up and his hands began to pat the mattress rhythmically.
“I see a little silhouetto of a man,” Nishinoya suddenly speaks up once more.
“Bum, bum, bum, will you…” he slows down once more and you think his solo is finally finished, thank God.
“THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING, VERY, VERY FRIGHTENING, ME!” You screech in terror at his sudden outburst and roll off the bed. The room grows silent while you stare at the ceiling on the cold, wooden floor. Then your boyfriend’s head pops into view after he groans, finally, finally awake.
“YN?” he asks in a gruff tone. Although you want to revel in his husky morning voice like you normally would, you’re currently busy being totally pissed off at him.
“Yes?”
“What are you doing on the floor?” Your eye twitches at the question.
“It looked lonely.”
~~~
“Hey YN!” Tanaka waves at you while you enter their gym just as they finish practice. He jogs over to you and Nishinoya spots his actions in the distance.
“Tanaka, no!” Your boyfriend sprints towards you and his friend, but he’s not fast enough this time.
“Did you know he screamed out your name in the middle of our overnight stay at the volleyball camp?!” Tanaka erupts into cackles and holds his stomach while you giggle along with him. Nishinoya tackles him to the ground before popping up in front of you and pointing an accusatory finger.
“Don’t you dare laugh, we both do some weird-ass shit!” he warns, throwing a warning glare at Tanaka when he begins to howl happily at the information.
“I’m not surprised, honestly,” you shrug, stepping closer to your boyfriend and holding his hand, “I’m more flattered than anything, I promise.” You give him a loving smile and Nishinoya returns the expression.
“I’m glad,” he draws you closer to you before whispering, “Now how about I help you return the favor.” You bite your lip and nod, following as well as you can while your energetic boyfriend hastily leads you home.
“OH YN!” A familiar voice mockingly moans in the distance.
“Shut up, Tanaka!”
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ハイキュー !!
❝ catching feelings after daily conversations and several packets of yogurt drinks next to a vending machine-yeah, that's our story. ❞
in which two teenagers bond over daily conversations at a vending machine
them : is it hot in here or is it just you
you : what
them : what
NISHINOYA, atsumu, tendou, tanaka (he used this on kiyoko), MATTSUN, konoha, sugawara
Ok first things first before I start on the boys, It’s pretty good, like I’m in the middle of season one and so far its really good!! Honestly when I first heard about it last year, I felt like I wouldn’t like it, but damn did i prove my past self wrong!
Ok onto the boys...
Asashi!!!! Omg anime Jesus has my whole heart. Why is everyone just like on him, like leave the poor baby alone 🥺😭
Ok Nishinoya and Tanaka. Love them. Best duo, I will not argue on that
Kenma
Do I need to say more?
Kenma....I just love him. Nothing else, just HIM
texts with yuu nishinoya!!
a / n : i hope you guys enjoy these 💗 i swear i’m writing i’ve just been busy ahjdhd - i thought these were so funny and welcome to my crackheaded energy , hope you guys enjoy him in his crackheaded energy ✨🤭 if you guys want more of these or different characters, feel free to request my ask box!! <33 i’ll do my best to fulfill them :)
xoxo sky!!
It's nothing just karasuno being babies
haikyuu icons. ☆
pls rb/like if you save.
haikyuu icons. ☆
pls rb/like if you save.
Nishinoya x Fem! Reader (Fluff)
This is a first time but I hope it was fine.
"Y/n"
You hummed, not bothering to look up at your small boyfriend who's sitting up in the bed. You're currently slump on the floor while reading the book your friend just gave you and ask you to read it.
"Can I ask you something?"he added.
His tone makes you stop from reading. You looked up at him but his gaze aren't focus at you. He's directly looking at the door.
"Noya?" You called, confusion filling your mind.
Come to think of it. When you enter his room, you caught him looking at his phone with a serious look on his face. He doesn't notice your presence at first but he immediately hugs you as soon as he realized you're there, standing on his doorway.
And as usual, he pulls you to his bed, smiling at you every single time while telling you what happened in their practice match. Eventually, he became silent and stared at his phone again. You thought that maybe he's just searching for a topic to talk about or chatting with Tanaka so you decided to just read your friend's book on the floor.
But...it wasn't normal for Nishinoya to lost some topic to talk about. Even if it's kind of an idiotic topic, he would say it. And it comes with some strange but unique question like:
'What would you name your boat if you had one?'
Or
'What do you think would be the coolest name to give to a fish?'
But you love it though. You love his effort on keeping you entertained as much as he can. You love the way he consistently smiles at you every time you look at each other.
"Noya?" You called again, making sure he knows that you're waiting for his question.
You saw how his mouth opened a bit but he closed it again. He closed his eyes before sighing.
"Do you...prefer taller guys?"
You blinked at his question. Once. Twice. Is...that what he's thinking about all this time? Is your short king...just got insecured?
"Why do you ask?"you questioned.
You know that he trusts and believes in his self. He has great confidence on him so why would he think about that?
It actually takes a moment before he answered.
"Well...I'm just wondering and.."he trailed off.
You sat on the floor "And...?"
He gulped. "It's just one of my...uh, I m-mean..." He scratch the back of his head. "S-Someone told me that, girls like tall guys...so I'm just wondering if ever---"
"I had decided that from this day onwards, I'm not a girl anymore." You cut him off.
He blinks before looking at you. "What?"
You laughed. "Noya, I'm not included to that girls. I beg to differ."
"You do?"
You chuckled. "Why, yes! I mean, tall guys are kind of intimading and kind of cool but nothing beats a guys who puts an effort and has a strong determination. Height won't matter."
He stared at you for about a minute. His eyes directly looking into yours and not moving an inch. You gulped. Tall guys are intimading but being under Noya's stare, you feel yourself having a problem to breathe. You're about to say something when he suddenly jump into you.
You squeal as soon as you collide on the floor. His arms are trapping you as he looked down onto you.
"W-What?"
He smiled, that one smile that always makes your day complete. "I'm so lucky to have you."
You hang your arms behind his neck before smiling. "So am I."
He chuckled before leaning in and kissing your forehead for about five seconds before letting go. He stands up and helps you to get up before sitting in the bed again.
"Uhm...if I'm tall like---"
"No please. I love you and that's enough. You don't need to be tall...I kind of actually blessed." You told him, murmuring the last words.
"Blessed of what?"
You blinked, hesitating to answer a bit but seeing the curios look on Noya's make was enough for you to answer.
"It's just...makes it more possible for me to be comfortable around you. You know, cuddles and some sort. It's...cute," you told him, looking away for a second before sitting beside him.
You hear him chuckled and soon enough you found yourself engulfed into a hug again.
"I guess so. It's really kind of cute,"he whispered. "More cuddles from now on then?"
You giggled before kissing his cheek. "Why not?"