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I keep forgetting the name of Olivia Colemans character so i've just been calling her Mrs Nelson and now Nicks mum is, at least in my head, leading the most insane double life
In all honesty, I really think the women in Secret Invasion must have severe back pain from carrying this otherwise mid series.
Heads up folks, rant incoming
In my opinion, the show has been rather underwhelming, especially with all the hype surrounding it before episode 1. Majority of it has just been Nick Fury has his intimidating conversation with the enemy (and Talos that one time) some political message about racism and immigration is shoehorned in (which isn’t necessarily a problem because sometimes you’ve gotta be forward about an issue to make people see it, but I feel as if they try to use those issues to make the story have a deeper meaning without really trying, but then again I’m white so my opinion on this probably means jackshit) someone dies, roll credits. It’s honestly kinda sad because I thought the newest episode was actually pretty good and it just makes me think that we could’ve gotten something similar in the previous episodes, but alas. Hopefully the last episode of the series will go out with an at least decent bang.
Do you ever just have a character where you are like, you, you are a baby, and I will read all them fics where they are the youngest.
For me, this is Clint Barton.
I have read the fics where he is Tony's brother, where he is Bruce's son, Steve's relative, Bucky's son, Nat and Bucky's son, Furry's son, where he is secretly like 12 (exaggeration). I eat that shit up. And the Avenger kid fics where they are Clint centric, and he's the youngest like dude ahhhhhhhh.
If u have any recommendations, please do send.
Is it just me?
Does anyone else answer 'unknwon number' calls, just in case it's Nick Fury.
MARIA HILL and NICK FURY Secret Invasion (2023) 1.01 dir. Ali Selim
IRON MAN 2 (2010) dir. Jon Favreau
AVENGERS INFINITY WAR
Captain Marvel
This film is everything I have ever wanted. It’s made me believe in myself and believe that I am strong. Captain Marvel is so important because it does just that, not just for me but for so many other girls who have been told or feel like they can’t do things that they bloody well can.
Never have I related to a female character so fucking much and she wasn’t sexualised???? in anyway whatsoever I’m living for it!!! And there was no love interest??? Perfection. The scene with the flashbacks where each time she was told she wasn’t good enough and then stood up????? Made me want to cry so bad.
Also, Carol Danvers is now my wife and I love her. That is all
In which the Winter Soldier blows up Fury's phone and ops for code over interpretive dance.
i need a fic where nick fury is peter’s uncle (not blood, obviously) and it has irondad so like peter is like ‘yeah i hung out with uncle nick’ and tony is like ‘i didnt know u had another uncle than ben??’ and tony eventually realizes that hes talking about nick his-mother-calls-him-fury
i love giving peter random family figures
The eastern front howling commandos
- Japan -1942
Victor Creed, Logan Howlett, Jackson Fury, Brent Castle, and the IronFist.
This is my first attempt at it.
Review: Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
Rating: 8.0 of 10
In terms of Marvel’s universe, Avengers: Age of Ultron is pretty decent. Because Marvel has been pulling things off left and right throughout these years, any small dip downward will always be felt like a dip. For me unfortunately, Age of Ultron could not reach the heights that was Iron Man, The Avengers, or Captain America: The Winter Soldier, although thankfully it did not rise low like Thor or Iron Man 2.
In Avengers: Age of Ultron, after the fall of SHIELD, Avengers Initiative was continued by Maria Hill under the wings of Tony Stark. They were looking high and low for Loki's Sceptre that was left on earth, and found it in a HYDRA base in Sokovia. They attempted to retrieve it, but they also faced something more: two "enhanced" people, Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch (although no one's calling them that). But wait, they're not the villain! The villain was an Artifical Intelligence called Ultron, almost unknowingly built by Tony Stark, who was hellbent on destroying the world like how ultrasmart AI sometimes do.
The movie was fun and exciting, for sure. There were plenty of action to be found in this film, as you would guess from a movie that has Iron Man, Thor, Captain America, Hulk, Black Widow, and Hawkeye together. After all, you can't really accuse a movie that had Hulk vs Iron Man's Hulkbuster Armor to be lacking action. The sequences were big and beautiful as always, and one thing I particularly liked was how determined the heroes were to keep civilians as far as possible. I even liked how they protrayed Scarlet Witch's mind-altering powers visually, she never looked out of place at all.
Despite all that, the movie's strong suit was always when the action stopped. The personal moments were incredibly the best in this film. Hawkeye, who was mostly mind-controlled in the first Avengers, had a lot of screentime dedicated to him and his (surprise) family, and it was sweet. We got to see a whole new side of Natasha and Bruce Banner as they found solace in each other. And Tony Stark? We found out that he was still an arrogant and a genius, as expected. It was always fun to see them hangout over nothing too, like how they did in the party with Thor's hammer (not a euphemism).
Unfortunately, I found the villain kinda meh. Ultron was a very powerful villain, and his very existence was supposed to change the world or something, but he was too strong, too fast, and too vague that it was hard to feel any particular emotion towards him. Mostly I was like, "What's with this guy?" wondering why he got so crazy and ended up with no satisfying answer other than a single Tony Stark's off-handed remark. Ultron was an underdeveloped villain, but the movie itself was already clocking at 2,5 hours that it was an understandable decision. The Vision was pretty cool, though!
And I am excited for the new generation of Avengers!
TL;DR With serviceable villain, Age of Ultron could not be an instant Marvel classic, but it was a spectacle like none other with excellent dramatic moments.
Coming soon: Avengers: Age Of Ultron (2015) Review
We have early release here (and I’ve seen it), but I’ll hold off the review until this week’s Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Stay tuned!
I think that Nick Fury has that one agent he sends to the most insane missions and I do believe that this agent is Clint Barton. Like. This man just doesn't care — he had seen some unhinged things before and he just doesn't know what the word weird mean.
So imagine the Avengers drinking beer and talking when Clint goes "Hey guys do you remember that time I broke two ribs? Haha, yes, I fought dinosaur and its crazy therapist back then" and the Avengers just stare at him like he said the most insane shit they ever heard. Tony needs answers but doesn't ask too scared to unpack all of this. Thor doesn't give a shit and asks "Did you win?". Clint looks like Thor just offenfed his dog and tells him "Yeah? Of course I won" and then everything goes to hell. Sam, Tony and Steve are screaming, Natasha, Bruce and Bucky are dying from laughter and fighting for their lives and Thor... just looks confused as hell because why only Clint fought a dinosaur??
Nobody asks about the dinosaur's therapist. That's too much information. Why would dinosaur need a therapist? Clint doesn't know the answer, he just forgot to ask.
SPOILERS for the winter soldier
OMG NICK DIES?!??! HUH!?
Update. It's been an hour and turns out he is not dead. Yippie
Im watching Captain America the winter soldier and bucky is on screen.
I'm so happy. I have watched all the other movies up to this so I could see him.
im squealing and going crazy I love him so much
Spiderman Far From Home spoilers without context
I know the sound of each rock and stone (conozco el sonido de cada roca y piedra) And I embrace what others fear (Y abrazo lo que otros temen) You are not to roam in this forgotten place (No puedes pasar por este lugar prohibido) Just the likes of me are welcome here (Solo aquellos como yo son bienvenidos) Everything breathes and I know each breath (Todo respira y conozco cada aliento) For me it means life (Para mi es vida) For others it's death (Para otros es muerte) It's perfectly balanced (perfectamente balanceado) Perfectly planned (perfectamente planeado) More than enough for this man (mas que suficiente para este hombre) Like every tree stands on its own (Como cada arbol, de pie por si mismo) Reaching for the sky I stand alone (alcanzando el cielo me alzo) I share my world with no one else (No comparto mi mundo con nadie mas) All by myself, I stand alone (Por mi mismo, me alzo) I've seen your world with these very eyes (He visto el mundo con mis propios ojos) Don't come any closer, don't even try (No te acerques mas, no lo intentes) I've felt all the pain and heard all the lies (Senti al dolor y oi las mentiras) But in my world there's no compromise (Pero mi mundo no esta comprometido) Like every tree stands on its own (como cada arbol, de pie por si mismo) Reaching for the sky I stand alone (Alcanzando el cielo, me alzo) I share my world with no one else (No comparto mi mundo con nadie mas) All by myself I stand alone All by myself I stand alone All by myself I stand alone
Today's Quote: Trust is as fragile as irretrievable if shattered.Madame Hydra.
INFINITY WAR: Theory of CAPTAIN AMERICA
To all the members of the marvel fandom... this may break some of your hearts but it’s probably 42% false, hopefully.
Everyone knows that Chris Evans is done his 6 movie marvel contract and that he would have to be signed back later... well, infinity war part 1 is his last marvel movie as Captain America😭
And on the other hand, Sebastian Stan has a 9 movie marvel contract and has only done 4, including infinity war part 1. What I’m getting at is...
BUCKY BARNES MIGHT BE THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA😱
ARGHHH I’ve probably just broken some of your hearts but it’s probably the truth. This is most likely affecting EVERYONE AND IT IS NOT OKAY. I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE DIES IN INFINITY WAR,(R.I.P Vision) I WILL TACKLE STAN LEE! It’s either Steve Rogers dies or Bucky becomes Captain America...
What do y’all think??? Anyone thought the same thing???🤔
Imagine Loki making that face when you get into an argument with Nick Fury
~~imagine~~
FURY: Y/n! How do I know you aren’t under Loki’s control right now? Say something you will only say to me!
YOU:How do I know you came from your moms vagina and not a trash can?
LOKI: (gif) She got you real hard on that one
FURY:SHUT YOUR HOLE BEFORE I SHUT IT FOR YOU LOKI
Avengers x Fem Reader (Platonic)
This is from my X Reader Oneshots book on Quotev and Wattpad
Avengers x Fem Reader (Platonic) Peter is technically not an Avenger, but he's there too.
Requested: Nope
Not edited. Can't be bothered.
Reader is known amongst the Avengers as the calmest one in the group. When they want to feel calm or want to cool down they just hang out with her. But other than that, they find that after knowing her for a long time, they have never seen Reader angry. The task? How long will it take until Reader finally breaks and gets angry after a few harmless pranks and teasing?
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(Avengers Tower)
"Y/N!"
The sudden call of her name made the (hair colored) girl turn around, finding an approaching figure running towards her.
"Peter what's wrong?"
Peter stopped right in front of her looking guilty. "I'm really sorry.. The Spiderman drawing you gave me- during a- I-"
"Peter, calm down. Just tell me what happened."
"I- I brought the drawing you made of me to school to show Ned and MJ because MJ wanted some drawing inspiration and Ned thought it was cool by the way- But then after that I was out as Spiderman after school because there was a bad guy so I left my bag in an alleyway. Some things led to another and it might have gotten destroyed...
I'M SORRY! I knew you spent a lot of time making it and it looked really good and professional and-"
"Kid, calm down. Y/n isn't going to get angry at you just for that." Peter and Y/n turned their heads to the figure at the living room door. Tony Stark. He walked passed them to the kitchen as Y/n sighed and nodded before looking back at Peter.
"He isn't wrong-"
"Of course I'm right-"
"Tony shush, I'm speaking right now.. I'm not mad at you at all Peter. Besides, I scan all the drawings I finish so I could always send you another copy."
Peter sighed in relief before giving Y/n a tight hug. "Thankyouthankyouthankyou-"
"Don't you have somewhere to be right now kid?" Tony interrupted, causing Peter to let go before nervously smiling.
"Yes, I- urm. I'm going to go now. See you later Mr. Stark! Y/n!" Peter rushed out the door as Tony raised an eyebrow.
"Since when did he start calling you Y/n?"
"Since I asked him too instead of calling me by my hero name outside of work. Well, I've got some paperwork to get done. See you Tony."
It was the afternoon and coincidentally, all of the Avengers, minus Y/n, were hanging out in the living room. It was pure chaos. Fighting over tv rights, couch rights, annoying fellow Avengers, Bruce almost turning green, etc. And it was creating a big mess as well. But all the fighting came to an end when they all heard the clearing of a throat.
Y/n stood there at the doorway, looking unimpressed with her fellow Avengers while scanning the mess. Then, she just left, leaving the room in a state of sudden calmness. The Avengers all returned to their senses and found themselves sitting, just relaxing in the sudden calm atmosphere. Well, until Clint spoke up and point out what was left unspoken.
"I don't think I've ever seen Y/n angry before."
It was silent as all the Avengers thought over those words before Steve huffed. "I don't think I want to witness Y/n ever being angry." Some nodded in agreement to Steve's words.
"But I kind of want to see what it would be like." Spoke Tony. And you know when Tony is suddenly interested it would have turned into a competition, which is what happened.........
Continue reading on Quotev or Wattpad!
he said we were endgame, turns out we were just infinity war.
It's obvious They are clearly an old married couple
that forehead touch is a gateway drug to old man gentle OTPs and I'm digging it
Ok, can we talk about What If ep. 3? We all know and love Loki going to Earth to avenge his brother, but can you imagine what he felt like when Hank told him the reason Thor was killed? Hank legit told Fury (Loki in disguise) that he killed Thor because there was a POSSIBILITY of Thor becoming an Avenger. And Loki's response: "That's it? You murdered him because you could?!" is gut wrenching.
Now Loki's random villainy at the end of the episode makes sense. The dude showed up to Earth with a whole army just because of his brother's death. Now he finds out it was all because some asshole was like "hmmmm I think this buff alien dude might join the superhero band. I'll kill him just on the possibility of that." You bet Loki is going to lash out even harder and decide to go all "Midgard is mine now."
It's just my theory so let me know what you all think.
[Spider-man: Far From Home-trailer]
Peter: *gets Tony's glasses*
Peter: *sees the best places to get cheeseburgers*
Peter: oh my god
Happy: what wait what did you see did he left you a secret message or-
Peter: I never knew you could get the best cheeseburges there!
Happy:
Happy:
Happy: Tony honestly wtf
Happy: I don't even like that place's cheeseburgers
Tony: what did u say
Avengers Hogwarts!AU
Before I start I wanna say sorry about my last post. I was... weirder than usual that day.
But anyway, I have an idea for a fanfiction AU. Two girls, one being me and my only best friend in our early/mid-teens finally get our Hogwarts letters thanks to their witch neighbors who attend. But what’s even more awesome is their Professors and fellow students are The Avengers! Still working on the story and of course my other stories so that way I can write more. But I know for most of the Avengers their Houses but IDK what they should teach. Here’s a list of the Professors, students and others who teach and attend Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. ‘Cause I’m including other characters from other things that could fit the story.
Teachers
Professor Tony Stark- Ravenclaw
Professor Steven Rogers- Gryffindor
Professor Thor Odinson- Hufflepuff
Professor Loki Laufeyson- Slytherin
Professor Scott Lang- Hufflepuff
Professor Natasha Romanoff- Slytherin
Professor Bruce Banner- Ravenclaw
Professor Clint Barton- Hufflepuff
Professor Hope Van Dyne- Gryffindor
Professor Scott Lang- Hufflepuff
Professor T’Challa- Hufflepuff (Or Gryffindor I’m still deciding.)
Professor Carol Danvers- Gryffindor
Professor Nick Fury- Gryffindor
Professor Maria Hill- Slytherin
Professor Stephen Strange- Slytherin (Or another house IDK)
Professor James Buchanan “Bucky” Barnes- Hufflepuff (Or Slytherin)
Professor Sam Wilson- Gryffindor
Professor Groot- Hufflepuff and Rocket- Ravenclaw (Or Slytherin)
Professor Frigga Odinson- Hufflepuff
Professor Okoye- Gryffindor
Professor M’Baku- Slytherin
Professor James Rhodes- Hufflepuff
Professor Vision- Hufflepuff
Professor Happy Hogan- Hufflepuff (Or Gryffindor)
Professor Pepper Potts- Ravenclaw
Now some could change and be other stuff at Hogwarts. Like Wong is obviously gonna be the Librarian. Groot and Rocket will teach Herbology. Also wanna have Hadgrid keep being the Care for magical creatures teacher. BECAUSE HE'S AWESOME! But for a few of them, I know who will be head of house. Frigga, Head of Hufflepuff. Either Loki or Natasha will be Head of Slytherin. Or maybe M’Baku. Just lots of things to decide. Also, I really want Loki to teach potions. Idk why but I think it has to do with Snape but idk something is telling me Loki should teach potions. But I can’t decide who will be Headmaster of Hogwarts. I’ve narrowed it down to three. Carol Danvers, Stephen Strange, and Nick Fury. I will also put all classes down below so everyone knows whats taught at Hogwarts. I’m putting everything down ‘cause I can’t tell which classes are for the first five years and which is extracurricular.
Astronomy, Charms, Defense against the dark arts, Herbology, History of Magic, Transfiguration, Alchemy, Ancient Runes, Care of Magical Creatures, Divination, Ancient Studies, Magical Transportation, Muggle Studies, Mythology, Ghoul Studies, Magical Art
There might be more subjects if possible. Lie, I read somewhere that if Tony taught it would be some technological magic. Or something better than what I just wrote. But definitely more subjects ‘cause it’s now I realize I have A LOT of teachers. But now onto the students!
Students
Peter Parker- Hufflepuff
Michelle Jones- Ravenclaw
Ned- Hufflepuff
Shuri- Ravenclaw
Wade Wilson- Hufflepuff (YOU’LL LOVE IT!)
Wanda Maximoff- Slytherin
Pietro Maximoff- Gryffindor
Gamora- Slytherin
Nebula- Slytherin
Peter Quill- Gryffindor
Mantis- Hufflepuff
Drax- Gryffindor
Korg- Hufflepuff
Miek- Hufflepuff
Darcy Lewis- Ravenclaw (Or Hufflepuff)
oK now I have an idea to add other characters, from other stuff. They may seem weird but this is still an AU so it makes sense to me. But the first ones are from a band, that is extremely well known. But I love them for my story!
Kim Namjoon- Gryffindor
Kim Seokjin- Gryffindor
Min Yoongi- Slytherin
Jung Hoseok- Hufflepuff
Park Jimin- Slytherin
Kim Taehyung- Hufflepuff
Jeon Jungkook- Ravenclaw
IT MAKES SENSE TO ME AND MY STORY! And don’t worry it’s about to get a LOT weirder. Now, I’m only choosing a few but these are the ones I have in mind.
Finn Balor- Hufflepuff (Read it somewhere idk)
Alexa Bliss- Ravenclaw
Braun Strowman- Hufflepuff (Or Gryffindor)
Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns- Gryffindor
Dean Ambrose- Slytherin (Or maybe Gryffindor... Maybe)
There will be more characters but I’m keeping them a secret for now as for the villains. I also forgot to say this is set in modern times idk what year tho. Maybe between 2013 or further. Still deciding. Also, I want to add a few modern tech stuff but I need help which the professors and their classes.
Sorry for the really long post but I just had to ask and hopefully I get some answers. And that this also interests people. Thanks bye!
I DON'T OWN ANY OF THE GIFS I USED IN THIS POST!
First post with my own meme about a real fact lol
I'm looking at you. We both know you do it as well. 🤨