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Quotes from Thor Ragnarok

Thor: Hold on! Let me come around! I swear I’m not even moving! I feel like we were connecting there!

Loki: I HAVE BEEN FALLING FOR THIRTY MINUTES!

Thor: Loki’s alive, can you believe it? He’s up there! LOKI! LOOK WHO IT IS?

(Sees Hulk)

Loki: I need to get off this planet!

Loki: YES! THATS HOW IT FEELS!

Thor: Hulk in a hot tub.

(Hulk gets out)

Thor: OH! That’s naked! Now it’s in my head.

Thor to Hulk: I prefer you more than Banner. He’s like numbers and blah blah blah

Thor to Banner: I prefer you more than Hulk. He’s like URGHHHHH

Loki: Surprise!

(Throws a bottle)

Loki: OW!

Thor: Just checking!

Val: He tried to kill me!

Hulk: same.

Thor: Me too! When I was 8, I saw a snake and Loki knows I love snakes. I picked it up and held it, until Loki transformed back and stabbed me😬

Thor: Its great! It works every time!

Loki: ITS EMBARRASSING!

LOKIIII

I honestly thought this is what’s gonna happen at this scene in Thor Ragnarok.

Loki bursts out in tears!

NOOOO! ILL NEVER LEAVE YOU BARBIE! DONT LEAVE ME HERE! I LOVE YOU BROTHER! BROTHERRRR! DEATH DO AS APART BROTHER!

Thor

Well in that case, (electric shocks Loki) that’ll do!

Imagine finding out Loki used you to get out of Midgard (Earth)

“YOU HEARTLESS MONSTER! HOW COULD YOU?” You yelled at the top of your lungs, leaving no air. Loki looked at you with no emotion.

“I am the god of mischief after all Y/n! What did you expect me to do?” He asked, leaning in your direction.

“I TRUSTED YOU! AND THIS IS WHAT YOU PAY ME WITH? I loved you even when others warned me about you!” You started crying after those words left your lips.

“Well, now I know you are one of the dumbest immortals alive!” He smiled his devious smile and turned away, walking towards the portal.

“YOU’RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS LOKI! MEN LIKE YOU WILL ALWAYS PAY FOR THEIR SINS!” You yelled, looking up to his back. He slightly turned his body towards you and spoke.

“Until then!” He waved at you and jumped into the portal, vanishing within seconds.

Imagine Loki making that face when you get into an argument with Nick Fury

~~imagine~~

FURY: Y/n! How do I know you aren’t under Loki’s control right now? Say something you will only say to me!

YOU:How do I know you came from your moms vagina and not a trash can?

LOKI: (gif) She got you real hard on that one

FURY:SHUT YOUR HOLE BEFORE I SHUT IT FOR YOU LOKI

Imagine Tom getting ready to propose

Imagine this happening in real life! But a little smutty afterwards obviously 🙄💍💍