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Avengers play Cards Against Humanity

Since the last one was well received here's part two

Black Card: You know who else liked ______? Hitler.

Loki: Eradicating the jews

Steve: Mass Genocide

Peter: Veganism

Hope: Nazis

Scott: Bees

Natasha: White privilege

Clint: Chunks of dead backpacker

Harley: Daniel Radcliffe's delectable arsehole

Shuri: Praying the gay away

T'challa: Restoring Germany to it's former glory

Tony: A reason not to commit suicide

Bruce: Auschwitz

Sam: God

Bucky: Poorly timed holocaust jokes

Pepper: Seeing things from Hitler's perspective

Rhodey: Suicidal thoughts

Thor: Vikings

Wanda: It's hard to decide... "You know who else liked veganism? Hitler" is my favourite. Peter wins.

Do you guys want to chose the winners? And yes, there are going to be more of these cards against humanity. Send me other people you want to play too.

Avengers play Cards Against Humanity

Black Card: _____ that's how I want to die

Tony: Alcoholism

Steve: Doing the right thing

Peter: Vigilante justice

Natasha: Pretending to be one of the guys but actually being the spider god

Bruce: Science

Clint: The biggest blackest dick

Thor: Powerful thighs

Harley: Poor life choices

Scott: A fully dressed female video game character

Shuri: The entire internet

Hope: Multiple stab wounds

Bucky: The Great Depression

Sam: A perfectly cylindrical vagina

T'challa: Depression

Pepper: Dying

Rhodey: Being black

Wanda: Being a motherfucking sorcerer

Loki as Czar: '...Being a motherfucking sorcerer, that's how I want to die.'... Preach.

I’m sorry

Wow. I’m almost crying

First look at Evangeline Lilly as The Wasp! (x)

I want a tiny Scott Lang like in that one scene in Ant-Man And The Wasp, you all know which scene

mcu meme - [7/8 female characters] | hope van dyne/wasp

“It’s about damn time.”

Avengers Hogwarts!AU

Before I start I wanna say sorry about my last post. I was... weirder than usual that day. 

But anyway, I have an idea for a fanfiction AU. Two girls, one being me and my only best friend in our early/mid-teens finally get our Hogwarts letters thanks to their witch neighbors who attend. But what’s even more awesome is their Professors and fellow students are The Avengers! Still working on the story and of course my other stories so that way I can write more. But I know for most of the Avengers their Houses but IDK what they should teach. Here’s a list of the Professors, students and others who teach and attend Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. ‘Cause I’m including other characters from other things that could fit the story.

Teachers

Professor Tony Stark- Ravenclaw

Professor Steven Rogers- Gryffindor

Professor Thor Odinson- Hufflepuff

Professor Loki Laufeyson- Slytherin

Professor Scott Lang- Hufflepuff

Professor Natasha Romanoff- Slytherin

Professor Bruce Banner- Ravenclaw

Professor Clint Barton- Hufflepuff

Professor Hope Van Dyne- Gryffindor

Professor Scott Lang- Hufflepuff

Professor T’Challa- Hufflepuff (Or Gryffindor I’m still deciding.)

Professor Carol Danvers- Gryffindor

Professor Nick Fury- Gryffindor

Professor Maria Hill- Slytherin

Professor Stephen Strange- Slytherin (Or another house IDK)

Professor James Buchanan “Bucky” Barnes- Hufflepuff (Or Slytherin)

Professor Sam Wilson- Gryffindor

Professor Groot- Hufflepuff and Rocket- Ravenclaw (Or Slytherin)

Professor Frigga Odinson- Hufflepuff

Professor Okoye- Gryffindor

Professor M’Baku- Slytherin

Professor James Rhodes- Hufflepuff

Professor Vision- Hufflepuff

Professor Happy Hogan- Hufflepuff (Or Gryffindor)

Professor Pepper Potts- Ravenclaw

Now some could change and be other stuff at Hogwarts. Like Wong is obviously gonna be the Librarian. Groot and Rocket will teach Herbology. Also wanna have Hadgrid keep being the Care for magical creatures teacher. BECAUSE HE'S AWESOME! But for a few of them, I know who will be head of house. Frigga, Head of Hufflepuff. Either Loki or Natasha will be Head of Slytherin. Or maybe M’Baku. Just lots of things to decide. Also, I really want Loki to teach potions. Idk why but I think it has to do with Snape but idk something is telling me Loki should teach potions. But I can’t decide who will be Headmaster of Hogwarts. I’ve narrowed it down to three. Carol Danvers, Stephen Strange, and Nick Fury. I will also put all classes down below so everyone knows whats taught at Hogwarts. I’m putting everything down ‘cause I can’t tell which classes are for the first five years and which is extracurricular.

Astronomy, Charms, Defense against the dark arts, Herbology, History of Magic, Transfiguration, Alchemy, Ancient Runes, Care of Magical Creatures, Divination, Ancient Studies, Magical Transportation, Muggle Studies, Mythology, Ghoul Studies, Magical Art

There might be more subjects if possible. Lie, I read somewhere that if Tony taught it would be some technological magic. Or something better than what I just wrote. But definitely more subjects ‘cause it’s now I realize I have A LOT of teachers. But now onto the students!

Students

Peter Parker- Hufflepuff

Michelle Jones- Ravenclaw

Ned- Hufflepuff

Shuri- Ravenclaw

Wade Wilson- Hufflepuff (YOU’LL LOVE IT!)

Wanda Maximoff- Slytherin

Pietro Maximoff- Gryffindor

Gamora- Slytherin

Nebula- Slytherin

Peter Quill- Gryffindor

Mantis- Hufflepuff

Drax- Gryffindor

Korg- Hufflepuff

Miek- Hufflepuff

Darcy Lewis- Ravenclaw (Or Hufflepuff)

oK now I have an idea to add other characters, from other stuff. They may seem weird but this is still an AU so it makes sense to me. But the first ones are from a band, that is extremely well known. But I love them for my story!

Kim Namjoon- Gryffindor

Kim Seokjin- Gryffindor

Min Yoongi- Slytherin

Jung Hoseok- Hufflepuff

Park Jimin- Slytherin

Kim Taehyung- Hufflepuff

Jeon Jungkook- Ravenclaw

IT MAKES SENSE TO ME AND MY STORY! And don’t worry it’s about to get a LOT weirder. Now, I’m only choosing a few but these are the ones I have in mind.

Finn Balor- Hufflepuff (Read it somewhere idk)

Alexa Bliss- Ravenclaw

Braun Strowman- Hufflepuff (Or Gryffindor)

Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns- Gryffindor

Dean Ambrose- Slytherin (Or maybe Gryffindor... Maybe)

There will be more characters but I’m keeping them a secret for now as for the villains. I also forgot to say this is set in modern times idk what year tho. Maybe between 2013 or further. Still deciding. Also, I want to add a few modern tech stuff but I need help which the professors and their classes. 

Sorry for the really long post but I just had to ask and hopefully I get some answers. And that this also interests people. Thanks bye!

I DON'T OWN ANY OF THE GIFS I USED IN THIS POST!