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Imagine Tom getting ready to propose

Imagine this happening in real life! But a little smutty afterwards obviously 🙄💍💍

WHY DO I SEE THIS HAPPENING?😂

(Clint brings Steve to a barn)

Steve: Why are we at a barn, Clint?

Clint: Natasha told me you were looking for a barn.

Steve: BARNES, Clint.

CLINT BARTON IS MY HERO😭😭😂

BIGGEST TROLL IN MARVEL HISTORY

DON’T DIE OR LEAVE IN INFINITY WAR PLZZZZZ😰😰

Quotes from Thor Ragnarok

Thor: Hold on! Let me come around! I swear I’m not even moving! I feel like we were connecting there!

Loki: I HAVE BEEN FALLING FOR THIRTY MINUTES!

Thor: Loki’s alive, can you believe it? He’s up there! LOKI! LOOK WHO IT IS?

(Sees Hulk)

Loki: I need to get off this planet!

Loki: YES! THATS HOW IT FEELS!

Thor: Hulk in a hot tub.

(Hulk gets out)

Thor: OH! That’s naked! Now it’s in my head.

Thor to Hulk: I prefer you more than Banner. He’s like numbers and blah blah blah

Thor to Banner: I prefer you more than Hulk. He’s like URGHHHHH

Loki: Surprise!

(Throws a bottle)

Loki: OW!

Thor: Just checking!

Val: He tried to kill me!

Hulk: same.

Thor: Me too! When I was 8, I saw a snake and Loki knows I love snakes. I picked it up and held it, until Loki transformed back and stabbed me😬

Thor: Its great! It works every time!

Loki: ITS EMBARRASSING!

Imagine Sebastian Stan and Mackie have to choose between you and Scarlett Johansson

Interviewer: So I know how you guys fanboy over Scarlett and Y/n about them being the hottest marvel females and how you wanna marry them.

Anthony: How’d you know that?

Sebastian: Mackinators and Winters Children talk too much!

(Anthony and Sebastian chuckle)

Interviewer: So if you had to choose one and kill the other, who would it be?

Anthony: Y/N IS MINE! DIBS ON HER! Forget Scarlett! Who’s that girl?

Sebastian: Okay then I’ll kill Y/n so you don’t get her since you love her so much! But I’ll smash her before I kill her!

Interviewer: I’m gonna tell Y/n that for sure! She’ll love it!

(Gif happens)

Sebastian: Don’t you do that! Please don’t tell her! She’ll poison my food!

Imagine Joker hearing that you ran away

Johnny: Mister J! Y/N is not in the penthouse!

Joker: What do you mean SHE’S NOT THERE??

Johnny: There’s a note on the table!

Joker: READ IT!

Johnny: I can’t do this anymore! You’re a selfish piece of shitbag that calls itself a boyfriend. Goodbye Asshole! It also has a winky face emoji with a middle finger!

(Johnny chuckles taking the phone away from his ear)

Joker: Let’s go for a ride Johnny! I’m gonna find that bitch and make her regret running away.

Imagine putting joker in jail and then getting texts from him

Joker: Hey darling!

Y/n: Where did you get the phone from?

Joker: I have people sweetheart!

Y/n: What do you want Joker?

Joker: I just wanted to tell you, that I'm out of prison and I'm really mad at you!

Y/n: WHAT?WHEN? I'm here at Belle Reve right now!

(Gunshots and alarm go off)

Joker: I'm comin for you y/n!

Y/n: I dare you!

Imagine finding out Loki used you to get out of Midgard (Earth)

“YOU HEARTLESS MONSTER! HOW COULD YOU?” You yelled at the top of your lungs, leaving no air. Loki looked at you with no emotion.

“I am the god of mischief after all Y/n! What did you expect me to do?” He asked, leaning in your direction.

“I TRUSTED YOU! AND THIS IS WHAT YOU PAY ME WITH? I loved you even when others warned me about you!” You started crying after those words left your lips.

“Well, now I know you are one of the dumbest immortals alive!” He smiled his devious smile and turned away, walking towards the portal.

“YOU’RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS LOKI! MEN LIKE YOU WILL ALWAYS PAY FOR THEIR SINS!” You yelled, looking up to his back. He slightly turned his body towards you and spoke.

“Until then!” He waved at you and jumped into the portal, vanishing within seconds.

Imagine Chris acting like he's sleeping and he looks at you while you're changing!

You open the door to your room to see Chris sleeping on your bedroom sofa with a robe.

You go to the washroom to wash your face and then you came out to get a change of clothes.

You didn’t care to change in front of Chris bc he was sleeping or as you thought he was. You slowly started stripping out of your dress.

Chris slightly opened one of his eyes to see you taking your dress off. He smiled at the work of art in front of him.

You were now in your lingerie and you looked at the mirror to find Chris immediately close his eye after making eye contact.

You smiled and jumped on your bed to get a pillow and threw it at him with full force!! He started laughing and threw the pillow that was under him.

Is this account black owned?

nope. it’s brown owned :)

How Civil War Started...

Steve: Tony! You want to hear a joke?

Tony: N-

Steve: How much did it cost to kill your parents?

Tony: ...

Steve: A Buck...

Everyone: 👁👄👁

Steve & Bucky: