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Bucky Barnes - Blog Posts
little 40s sketch of Bucky dragging Steve out of yet another fight.
i just realized that Captain America: The Civil War is literally just Mean Girls for men
Tony is Regina, Steve is Katie, and Bucky is kinda like Janice. do you guys see my vision or?
World Burn is so Tony Stark coded and im not gonna apologize for saying that
No one can convince me that Ross and Bucky fight over being the favorite colonizer nickname. I just feel it in my soul that they always try and on up each other to win at being the favorite colonizer.
Natasha : Why do you look like that?Bucky, laying face-first on the floor : Like what?
Natasha : Like you’re dead.
Bucky : It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.
Steve : Bucky accidentally called Sam “babe” in front of everyone today.
Bucky : *sobs into the floor*
Natasha: Why is Bucky crying on the floor?
Steve: He's drunk.
Natasha: And?
Steve: He saw a picture of Sam's boyfriend.
Natasha: But he's Sam's boyfriend.
Steve: I know.
Tony : I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Steve : Um...Neat.
*later*
Steve, lying face down on his bed : I said "Neat," Bucky. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.
Bucky, reading a book : Don't beat yourself up too much, Steve. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Sam confessed his love for me?
Steve : Didn't you thank him ?
Bucky : *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.
Bucky: Punk!
Guess who got back from death, huh?
Steve: Lol, Bucky
But I'll be with Peggy, bye---
Bucky: YOU LIAR!
YOU SAID "I'LL BE WITH YOU 'TILL THE END OF THE LINE"!
Steve: Bucky, I love you, but---
Bucky: I WAS 'TILL THE END OF THE FUCKING LINE WITH YOU, AND YOU DO WHAT?!
YOU JUST DO LIKE "FUCK, BUCKY! I DON'T CARE!"
YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKING LIAR!
Steve: Sam, help me
Sam: You fucked up, man
Steve: Guys, no
Fans: Marvel!
C'mon, let him rest!
Tony needs this!
Marvel: 'kay
*kills him *
Fans: *crying *
MARVEL, NO!
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Stucky shippers(me too): Marvel, Steve needs to spend his life with someone that he loves...
Y'know?
Marvel: Yup.
*Endgame's final scene *
Stucky shippers: ...
YOU MADE BUCKY SAD---
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Fans: Irondad and Spiderson in the Endgame, please!
Marvel: "Mister Stark, it's me!
It's Peter!"
"We won, mister Stark!"
"Please don't go, Tony!"
Fans:*crying a lot * NOOO!
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Fans: Loki in the Endgame!
Marvel: *just 2012!Loki*
Fans: Uh...
Where's Loki? Like...
The one from the future.
Marvel: You know, he died
He's dead
No Loki
Fans: But the sun---
Marvel: No sun
Fans: ...why?...
Winterhawk and Yeehan outfit swap :D
Shout out to @grumpyduckie for pointing this out a while ago on their insta :D
Responding to a kidnapping attempt part 1:
Tony:
Peter:
Bruce:
Natasha:
Clint:
Thor:
Steve:
Bucky:
Sam:
Loki:
