Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
Peter, randomly quoting the internet: Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad.
Tony, sleep deprived: That makes ketchup a smoothie.
Clint, for once actually knowing something: Too much sugar! It’s actually soda.
Natasha, exasperated and tired of everyone’s shit: Common sense is knowing that ketchup is neither a smoothie or a soda. It’s also knowing not to piss off an assassin for something as foolish as this at two in the morning.
Responding to a kidnapping attempt part 1:
Tony:
Peter:
Bruce:
Natasha:
Clint:
Thor:
Steve:
Bucky:
Sam:
Loki:
Me: Have care how to speak about them, Akutagawa, Chuuya and Dazai are my children
Someone: They killed 80 people in two days
Me: they're adopted