Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
*screenshots not mine*
Lewis Nixon:
Shifty: i'm sorry, major winters, but today's been a hard day
Shifty: *takes two shots of milk*
Some memes picked freshly off the Lieutenantaceface vine
+ a Reaction image
throwing one down for my homie beyb-😩✊
no thoughts, head filled with skip muck with sweater paws
Lipton: Shifty, we have to talk.
Shifty: Yes, Seargent?
Lipton: Stop collecting frogs and hiding them in your foot locker.
Shifty: Sorry, sir its just-
Lipton: Captain Sobel might knock it over and hurt them, hide 'em in the showers.
just absolutely living for bull’s face when lieb says “why don’t we just shoot bull here, feed the company for a whole week?”
“boi are u serious i will slap u with the power of arkansas”
george luz protecting the hershey bars and the rights of the ones shot in the ass
pretty much how that scene went
woah- what’s this??? a new meme???
im so sorry for making luz a seagull please forgive me-
Winters: Have you been hiding the same fat raccoon in Captain Sobels cot?
Shifty *Holding a fat Raccoon with a ribbon on its head* No, sir. But I'm sure whoever is does not feel guilty in the slightest.
Guarnere “I’ve played Craps, Poker, Go fish, Rock Paper Scissors, Gin Rummy, Eye Spy, and a very awkward game of hide and seek involving a confused private from Fox company.”
Welsh “What if I got Kitty a German knife? Would she like that? Spreading butter with one of Hitler’s knives?”
Martin “move over Bull needs another bunk. *whisper* over grown bastard…”
Shifty *climbing up the bunks* “I call top!” “Well because I’m the sniper, and I…need to see.. Really far…” “Okay, yes, I am just trying to get away from George’s snoring”
Muck “No, its a perfectly good idea. The only flaw is we’re idiots and it won’t work.”
Roe “Coffee, as black as my soul.” *Shifty hands Roe a cup of milk with a twisty straw*
Buck “Hey George- Stop screaming it’s only me. Yes I am aware my hand is bleeding.”
Gene: I’m leaving- Nobody here except Winters has common sense or a regard for their own safety.
The rest of Easy Company in the background:
@rayleighshughes, our convos have given me inspiration that can last me until the end of time- how many times can i fucking thank you, ma’am??
this is what happened at Bastogne, you can’t change my mind-
in this house we respect david webster OR ELSE
webster: hey joe we really shouldn’t do this -
liebgott: snitches get stitches and end up in ditches DAVID
shifty
martin
bull
speirs ( @hellitwasyoufirstsergeant knows )
dike
luz
malarkey
perconte
ronald spiers: if you undo the buttons on my ike jacket i will undo your vertebrate
I love skip with all my heart 🥺💖🖤
i’m incredibly sorry for the lack of effort in this one–
the office x webbgott
i saw this screencap of eugene and i knew what i had to do
i present to you:
*none of the gifs are mine*
winters
nixon
spiers
guarnere
toye
roe
babe
lipton @ spiers
webster @ liebgott
bonus:
sobel
part 2??
thanks @floydtab again for your help 💕
Ah yes. Me. My model boyfriend. And his abnormally large shark plushy from the aquarium he always visits.
Perconte: Luz is a really good salesman he once sold me a nickel for a quarter.
Nobady :
Absolutely nobady in easy company:
David Webster :