I Saw This Screencap Of Eugene And I Knew What I Had To Do

Liebgott: Yeah, I'm a master of Zen.

Liebgott: ...

Liebgott: Beatin' your ass now and Zen.

Penkala: FOUR MONTHS!

Malarkey: What's wrong with him?

Muck, holding back laughter: Just wait-

Penkala: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT-

Easy Company in a food fight (1/?)

@indigosandviolets and I were chatting together about how Easy Company would have a food fight and this is what we came up with:

Liebgott: *uses his hershy chocolate syrup to spray people*

Guarnere and Perconte: *throwing the crappy spaghetti at each other*

Nixon isn't even in the food fight 'cause he's drinking all the alcohol

Malarkey starts throwing mash potatoes at people: i don't care if i start another potatoe famine, this is WAR

Winters staying in the kitchen and a handful of potatoes goes right by his head, he looks back it for a second, looks back at Malarkey and then slowly ducks under the counter

Spina, also drinking with Nixon: *looks at Babe* How are you still alive?

Babe, who has somehow not been touched by any food even though he’s standing on the tables: i have no idea!!

Doc is throwing baguettes: THIS IS FOR ALL THE TIMES YOU YALL DIDN'T GIVE ME SIZZORS

Speirs goes all Chuck Norris and he uses a rubber band to fling food. Let's say he does it David and Goliath style.

Speirs hits Bull right between the eyes, and Bull then proceeds to pick it off and pelt it at him

Welsh has the box of Lucky Charms cereal and making it rain: TASTE THE RAINBOW YOU BITCHES

Luz uses cookies as frisbees

Buck is going Rambo with the baloney

no one DARES hit Martin

Except Webster who almost hits Martin with a bratwurst sausage but Martin dodges like Matrix style

Malarkey somehow gets his hands on a whole head of lettuce

Penkala and Skip use Cheezits as ninja stars

BoB ships explained with cats

Winnix:

Bull x Martin:

Luztoye:

Baberoe:

Webgott:

Speirton:

Speirs: My moral alignment is chaotic lawful.

Nixon: ...

Nixon: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

Lipton: He has a strict moral code but nobody can figure out what the hell it is.

Modern AU: Christenson uses this emoji 💅 all the damn time

in this house we respect david webster OR ELSE

Winters: One of my youngests, David, is being tested for the gifted program at his school and my other son, George, thinks his toothbrush is haunted.

spiers trying to explain why rumours are untrustworthy(?) through his weird extensive roman history knowledge that i honestly still don’t understand:

[ the midst of battle ]

Speirs, looking down at his feet: What the hell? Yo hold your fire, hold your fire!

Easy Company: *halting, confused*

Speirs: Somebody left an ice cube in my foxhole and it melted and now my sock’s all wet.

Speirs, swinging his gun: Basically who the fuck wanna die—