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2 years ago

Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama

Sorority Babes In The Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama

Howdy folks, who’s your favorite Imp? Let me introduce you to our sorority posse!

Yeah, I stole those lines from the “Lester’s Possum Park” scene in “A Goofy Movie”. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?! Nothing…and like it!

What are we actually here to talk about? That’s right, Sorority Babes. Mmm, babes…pledging to sororities…Sorority…babes. Sorry, where was I?


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2 years ago

Abraham Lincoln Vs Zombies

Abraham Lincoln Vs Zombies

History can be hard to write about, especially when it’s newly revealed information to you. This Abraham Lincoln documentary has presented me with information I never learned about in junior high or even high school, and its presenting varying amounts of distrust in our education system in me.

My original post: Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies


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2 years ago

Bio-dome

Bio-dome

I'm going to be completely honest with, you, dearest reader. I’m not sure who failed who more. Bud Mackentosh and Doyle Johnson to society, or society to Bud and Doyle? Oh, don’t be mislead, in Bio-Dome they saved the day, re-established homeostasis to Bio-Dome Mall, and mostly stayed faithful to their girls outside the trouble bubble, but consider our modern world that has come since.

My original post: Bio-dome


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2 years ago
From What I Can Surmise, Blake Thorne, Aka Hulk Hogan With Bad Hair, Made His Money Off Of Making Other

From what I can surmise, Blake Thorne, aka Hulk Hogan with bad hair, made his money off of making other people feel like physical shit. Say your prayers, eat your vitamins…eat your heart out. At least in the form of Thorne, he’s more like eat my mass maker supplement. Despite knowing he’s got the build of a guy that can stop an ice cream truck dead in its tracks just by pulling on an attached rope, he’s never actually satisfied with his picture on his own products. I digress.

My original post: Santa with Muscles


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2 years ago

Heartbeeps

Heartbeeps

Is this movie secretly the descent of luck story for Russell Casse in Independence Day? Perhaps the story of a distant Killbot relative striking out on its own trying to get a career started for itself? In the famous words of a meme, why not both?

My original post Heartbeeps


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2 years ago
We’re the leaders in our blogging sphere, and I feel cheery!
Up All Night Movies
I am feeling cheery, full of cheer, and like a leader in my blogging sphere of cult and bad movies. Thus, we're going with that for this rou

#1 Cheerleader Camp

All Cheerleaders Die

Attack of the 50 Foot Cheerleader

Ninja Cheerleaders

We're voting on the next movie I cover on UpAllNightMovies.com We went cheerleader themed this time around.

Voting available until end of the month! Poll available at the linked URL.


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2 years ago

2012: Ice Age

2012: Ice Age

Calling “2012: Ice Age” a movie is considered illegal in some states, but knowing that it’s from The Asylum renders all illegality null and void in the first place, so we’re good there.

My original post: 2012: Ice Age


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2 years ago

Tromeo and Juliet

Tromeo And Juliet

This movie comes off the way Shakespeare haters feel when they’re forced to endure Shakespeare in general. It’s a movie that’s loosely based on Willy Shakes’ story “Romeo and Juliet”, though parts of me want to say it’s as loosely based, as Juliet’s dad is not a loose cannon. So it’s generally pretty on. He’s not right in the head.

My original post: Tromeo and Juliet


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2 years ago

Zombeavers

Zombeavers

ZOM…BEAVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Somewhat sadly this is not as really a campy lesbian adult entertainment zombie parody. At times it’d probably help the movie, but we are left with a horror comedy that does manage to deliver on its own still.

My original post: Zombeavers


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2 years ago

Chopping Mall

Chopping Mall

Chopping Mall is what you get when you take horny teenagers and put them up against vigilante overweight R2-D2 triplets in either a great mall laser battle or the deadliest mall laser battle of all time.

My original post: Chopping Mall


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