upallnightmovies
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he is dripping with tboy swag
movie: earth girls are easy (1989)
character: wiploc played by jim carrey
song: alien blues by vundabar
Earth Girls Are Easy 1988 | dir. Julien Temple
Keanu Reeves' modern appearance + Keanu's acting in 1992's "Bram Stoker's Dracula" =
Tom: What's he doin?
Droz: He's finishing his senior thesis. Pigman is trying to prove the Caine-Hackman theory. No matter what time it is, 24 hours a day, you can find a Michael Caine or Gene Hackman movie playing on TV.
Tom: That's his thesis?
Droz: Yes! That's the beauty of college these days, Tommy! You can major in Game Boy if you know how to bullshit.
@paletmblr EVENT 15: winter and holidays ↳ The Man Who Invented Christmas (2017)
Tonight's viewing.
Got my blue checkmarks, so you know I'm verified, doubly so. Onwards with great content!
Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama
Howdy folks, who’s your favorite Imp? Let me introduce you to our sorority posse!
Yeah, I stole those lines from the “Lester’s Possum Park” scene in “A Goofy Movie”. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?! Nothing…and like it!
What are we actually here to talk about? That’s right, Sorority Babes. Mmm, babes…pledging to sororities…Sorority…babes. Sorry, where was I?
Abraham Lincoln Vs Zombies
History can be hard to write about, especially when it’s newly revealed information to you. This Abraham Lincoln documentary has presented me with information I never learned about in junior high or even high school, and its presenting varying amounts of distrust in our education system in me.
My original post: Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies
Bio-dome
I'm going to be completely honest with, you, dearest reader. I’m not sure who failed who more. Bud Mackentosh and Doyle Johnson to society, or society to Bud and Doyle? Oh, don’t be mislead, in Bio-Dome they saved the day, re-established homeostasis to Bio-Dome Mall, and mostly stayed faithful to their girls outside the trouble bubble, but consider our modern world that has come since.
My original post: Bio-dome
Willow (1988) dir. Ron Howard
From what I can surmise, Blake Thorne, aka Hulk Hogan with bad hair, made his money off of making other people feel like physical shit. Say your prayers, eat your vitamins…eat your heart out. At least in the form of Thorne, he’s more like eat my mass maker supplement. Despite knowing he’s got the build of a guy that can stop an ice cream truck dead in its tracks just by pulling on an attached rope, he’s never actually satisfied with his picture on his own products. I digress.
My original post: Santa with Muscles
Hopeless romanticism looks so easy in the movies.
Heartbeeps
Is this movie secretly the descent of luck story for Russell Casse in Independence Day? Perhaps the story of a distant Killbot relative striking out on its own trying to get a career started for itself? In the famous words of a meme, why not both?
My original post Heartbeeps
#1 Cheerleader Camp
All Cheerleaders Die
Attack of the 50 Foot Cheerleader
Ninja Cheerleaders
We're voting on the next movie I cover on UpAllNightMovies.com We went cheerleader themed this time around.
Voting available until end of the month! Poll available at the linked URL.
Shopping in America in the eighties
2012: Ice Age
Calling “2012: Ice Age” a movie is considered illegal in some states, but knowing that it’s from The Asylum renders all illegality null and void in the first place, so we’re good there.
My original post: 2012: Ice Age
ONCE BITTEN (1985)
Tromeo and Juliet
This movie comes off the way Shakespeare haters feel when they’re forced to endure Shakespeare in general. It’s a movie that’s loosely based on Willy Shakes’ story “Romeo and Juliet”, though parts of me want to say it’s as loosely based, as Juliet’s dad is not a loose cannon. So it’s generally pretty on. He’s not right in the head.
My original post: Tromeo and Juliet