Alex Oxenfree - Blog Posts

alex on the island

massive brain headcanon: japanese is alexs first language and rens picked up enough from her that they can have casual conversations while speaking it. they constantly exploit this to gossip without anyone knowing what theyre talking about. this drives jonas insane

extremely specific hcs pt 7: how they seal envelopes

alex: licks the envelope gum or whatever it's called

ren: puts a cute sticker on it to keep it shut

nona: uses glue

clarissa: tapes it

jonas: just leaves it open like some kind of heathen

alex could beat goku

renlex t4t. thats it thats the post.

extremely specific hcs pt 6: do they have their ears pierced

alex: yes

ren: yes

jonas: no

nona: no

clarissa: yes

extremely specific hcs pt 5: do they use tiktok

alex: yes, regularly. mostly posts ootds, music recs, anime reviews, and her goofing around with ren

ren: yes, sometimes. posts completely incomprehensible clips/skits, but they're really funny. think jennmelon and mud.consumer type shit

jonas: no, has never heard of it.

nona: yes, but just to see others' content. she doesn't post anything herself.

clarissa: no, and refuses to download it.

extremely specific hcs pt 4: favorite shows

alex: madoka magica, neon genesis evangelion, serial experiments lain, devilman crybaby

ren: sailor moon, brand new animal, also madoka magica

jonas: doesn't really watch tv

nona: friends [i'm sorry again]

clarissa: the walking dead [she makes fun of it all the time though]

extremely specific hcs pt 3: smells

alex: maraschino cherries, the ocean, blood

ren: weed, nail polish, sugar cookies

jonas: cigarettes, axe body spray, misspent youth

nona: really good perfume that you know you've smelled before but you can't put your finger on what it's called

clarissa: mint, downy fabric softener, spite

extremely specific hcs pt 2: shoes

alex: platform doc martens are her go-to, but she also loves any chunky black boots. definitely pulls out the demonias for special occasions. [ren wants to compliment her on them but instead he whines about her being so much taller than him]

ren: off brand sneakers but he takes care of them

jonas: on brand sneakers but he treats them like shit

nona: uggs [i'm sorry about it but it's true]

clarissa: also goes for black boots, but much less showy ones. being the center of attention is her Least Favorite Thing.

extremely specific hcs: packing

alex: folds everything, albeit a bit sloppily

clarissa: everything folded and packed perfectly

nona: same as clarissa, but she doesn't have to try as hard

ren: tries to fold stuff like alex, but gives up halfway through

jonas: just shoves everything in there haphazardly

i think about alex and clarissa SO much all the time. not even in a shippy sense (unless?) their whole history and dynamic just drives me bonkers

SO TRUE!!! i do definitely ship them as well though ajshfjshdj

but yea i literally Gotta write a fic about them theyre so so good. so much potential

music headcanons!

alex: likes a lot of stuff, but typically goes for louder/more aggressive music. punk rock, metal, riotgrrrl, that's her shit. sucker for early paramore.

michael: tended to lean towards lighter stuff than alex, but they did share a few favorites. he'd always go to concerts with her even if it hurt his ears.

ren: shoegaze, obscure indie shit nobody will let him play, hyperpop. also, alex makes him listen to all her faves [he does the same to her, and both of them are starting to like the other's taste but won't admit it yet]

clarissa: doesn't really listen to music [a crime] but alex probably forces her into mitski and sir chloe at some point and she falls in love

nona: bedroom/indie pop, taylor swift

jonas: weezer stan (derogatory)

alex & jonas's sibling relationship is just alex ruthlessly bullying jonas 24/7 and him making bad puns to piss her off every 3-5 business days send tweet

the virgin jonas vs the chad alex

u know how ren is the bassist of some band? alex is lead guitar and vocals of that band. no im not elaborating and no im not changing my mind.

babe wake up new roadkillrabiez fic dropped

amab transfem alex vs afab non-binary alex: fight

losing my mind bc i have no idea who sent this.... ppl interact w my blog other than my friends and their mutuals? sounds fake but ok

anyway i personally prefer afab nb alex but that is the projection i think

i would like to propose transfem ren as well? not to fight shes just drinking an arizona iced tea

i am aiming the Transgenderification Ray at alex oxenfree

so u know how jonas/ren is dubbed "weed beanies". i propose "sea salt" as the name for alex/clarissa

alex deserves to be punk

i am foaming at the mouth because of how pretty alex oxenfree is

if i see one more person whitewash alex im going to commit a felony

THE COST OF THINGS.

guys listen to my alex playlist [if you disagree about her music taste youre wrong sorry not sorry] anyway its a Good Ass Playlist and alex 100% listens to all of the songs on it & also i associate her with so many of them. like the lyrics are just Perfect For Her. listen to it https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0KYEPgAqPrRTLeRGWmtLEU?si=d8ec6af7007347bf

character headcanons bc why not

alex - they/it/she, bi

jonas - he/him, gay

ren - he/xe, bi

clarissa - she/her, lesbian

nona - she/her, ace lesbian

these are the only correct ones and everyone else is wrong. /j

alix oxcenfrie

my art is so inconsistent & i barely make finished pieces that im happy with so dont expect 2 much art here, but like, yes I Do Art.

um ya thats it