Usse Wa - Blog Posts

url change bc i might make a non oxenfree blog eventually

it is so painful how so many people in this small small fandom ship a brother and sister. what is your problem

*sees a triangle* wow this is just like oxenfr *chokes as blood pours out of every orifice in my body, flowing down my skin and onto the floor where it burns everything it touches like acid*

started posting on my silly little suggestion blog again because the oxen brainrot is back

if i had a dollar for every time someone spam liked my entire blog & then didnt follow me id be fucking rich

i love when someone posts something new in the oxenfree tag and like clockwork all my oxenfree mutuals reblog it and all their oxenfree mutuals reblog it and so do i. every single time we get a new bite of content its like LOOK AT THIS!!! LOOK AT IT. YOUVE ALREADY SEEN IT FIVE TIMES BECAUSE YOU FOLLOW THE OXENFREE TAG BUT ALL OF US ARE SO DESPERATE FOR CONTENT WERE REBLOGGING IT ANYWAY

if ur in the official oxenfree discord im giving u a kiss on the forehead. mwah. i love u. pls talk to me.

SOMEBODY NAMED HEYVAGINAHEAD LIKED ONE OF MY POSTS. VAGINAHEAD IF YOURE SEEING THIS I LOVE YOU

*me making the most incomprehensible shitpost & it getting like 3 notes* im sorry im not REBLOGGABLE im sorry im not something COOL to put on your dash im sorry my content isnt GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU *bangs pots and pans* STOP SILENCING MY DUMB SHIT!! I AM FUNNY!! I AM FUNNY!!!!!

botstaff based?

alex could beat goku

renlex t4t. thats it thats the post.

ren oxenfree embodies all three of these and that is why he is superior

LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK IS HE WEARING.

please. please i cant do this. jonas please. how can i cosplay you if you look like you just walked out of a thrift store dumpster

WHY IS YOUR CROTCH COMPLETELY SQUARE? ARE YOU USING A RUBIX CUBE AS A PACKER?

im losing my mind

how come no one ever talks about how jeremiahs hand should not fit inside his pocket. girl what is this

jonah hand cut off confirmed ?

there is no way in fucking hell that jareds entire god damn hand can fit inside that tiny thing. no way. hes hiding something i can sense it

alex & jonas's sibling relationship is just alex ruthlessly bullying jonas 24/7 and him making bad puns to piss her off every 3-5 business days send tweet

actually all of my contradicting headcanons and ships are real, oxenfree can be whatever i want. you think i have to stick to one idea of a character? get the fuck out of my house

the virgin jonas vs the chad alex

Did You Fucking Read The Tags

blue raspberry pop rocks are oxenfree core

blue raspberry pop rocks are oxenfree core

u know how ren is the bassist of some band? alex is lead guitar and vocals of that band. no im not elaborating and no im not changing my mind.

me: maybe i should stop hating on jonas all the time. he really is a great character, and despite getting on my nerves a lot, he's a good brother to alex. my brain: but dude bullying him is so funny

listen, i hate weezer as a band, and i hate their fans, but they got some good ass riffs yo. leave a man be. /hj

so i made a jonas playlist, specifically to make fun of him, mind you, and then promptly realized i actually enjoyed most of the songs on it - but if anyone asks, i loathe them all. [i am ashamed, yes.] anyway, here it is. @galacticterror come get y’all juice https://open.spotify.com/playlist/60aTEtYTnxyKJbAH7bCh8o

i am aiming the Transgenderification Ray at alex oxenfree

i feel like if you asked jonas oxenfree what his favorite band is he would tell you "it's a tie between my chemical romance and abba"

i am foaming at the mouth because of how pretty alex oxenfree is

ren/alex, jonas/ren, and alex/clarissa are the Best oxenfree ships and no i dont take criticism

i hear your ftm ren and i raise you this: amab nonbinary ren

if i see one more person whitewash alex im going to commit a felony

so proud of @galacticterror for deciding to stop kinning jonas oxenfree for One (1) Hour