Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
"So, how's the wife?"
"Ah yes, the old ball and chain."
"That's a little rude, don't you think?"
I pull out a wedding photo from my wallet and you see me at the altar across from a chain chomp with a pink bow.
so u know how jonas/ren is dubbed "weed beanies". i propose "sea salt" as the name for alex/clarissa