Based On THIS Post

Part 1 of my Dirk Gently fancomic!

this was based off of a text post but i can’t find it

( if you know what i’m talking about, shoot me a message! )

Am I crazy for just wanting the Avengers to be friends? Like my favourite fanfictions are domestic ones where they all live in Avengers Tower and like aren’t fighting each other. Civil War is an undeniably well made movie, and yes conflict is important for plot and all that but I have trouble watching it. Probably because I just want everyone to get along, have team movie nights, and bicker about what fast food place to order from.

a list of current immortals

florence welch: probably like 200 BCE celtic queen

keeanu reeves: 1500 renaissance hoe

jeff goldblum: late 1800′s i would guess

harry styles: fairly new immortal, 1970′s 

lorde: 1920′s flapper era

hozier: man who even knows, rough estimate is like, 400 BCE

john mulaney: 1930′s/40′s, still bitter about the great depression probably and if he could put it in a bit with out being #exposed he would

paul rudd: newest to the immortal club, didn’t age past the 1990′s

every appearance of Steve Rogers in the MCU

Captain America: The First Avenger

The Avengers

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Avengers: Age of Ultron

Captain America: Civil War

Spider-Man: Homecoming

Avengers: Infinity War

Captain America: The First Avenger + The Onion Headlines

These ended more sadly than I intended so have a 21st century bonus:

Tony’s pet robo-pup! I read a thing someone wrote on how Tony doesn’t have the heart to dismantle any of his robots, and then this came up. Was inspired by the robot dog in Pluto, which was really adorable ;w;

Star Trek vs Ao3 tags  Part 3/??