Tony’s Pet Robo-pup! I Read A Thing Someone Wrote On How Tony Doesn’t Have The Heart To Dismantle

“I came to realize that I had more to offer this world than just making things that blow up”

living with merlin would be so annoying lmao. Imagine tryin to sleep in the middle of the night only to have merlin come into ur room and go 'something........ powerful woke me..........there is a powerful sorcerer nearby......' shut tf up and go back to sleep. or every day having merlin burst in like 'SLMEONE'S TRYJNG TO KILL ARTHUR I NEED HELP' not to mention all the sneaking out and illegal shit you'd have to hide and all the complaining and merlin being knocked out and then merlin passing out and you CANNOT convince me this boy does not eat like it's his last day on earth, PLUS the older he gets the more he broods so you come in after a long day and this drama queen bitch is just sitting there in a dark corner mulling some dumb shit over and you gotta slap him out of it...the exhaustion is endless

awake or alive

# self yeeting in style

arthur: when you’ve been running a kingdom as long as i have, you develop a thick skin

merlin, passing by: navy blue isn’t your colour

arthur, running after him: navy blue brings out my eyes, you prick!

peter: oh! my spider senses are telling me something!

tony: haha you mean your peter tingle?

peter: call it that again and I’ll—

tony: *laughs* you’ll what??

peter, tearing up: ᴵᵈᵏ ᶜʳʸ ᵗᵇʰ

tony: fUCK WAIT I TAKE IT BACK

why is “olde vampires in high school” the big thing and not “olde vampires in college”

everyone in college is eccentric. everyone

you wanna wear full on Victorian suit? the girl in pajamas who clearly hasn’t slept in three days supports you

everyone is too preoccupied to care as long as you’re polite and follow class etiquette

multiple high school diplomas? eh. same stuff. multiple BAs? Enjoy learning chemistry AND art history! All in detail!

wandering around campus at 3am? that’s just the lifestyle tm

no matter how old or young you look it’s not really that weird, there’s sixteen year olds and sixty year olds doing BAs somewhere

big schools are very anonymous so nobody’s gonna bother to hassle you

Part 1 of my Dirk Gently fancomic!