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Fandom Love Letter

Canon: this character is a Tough Guy who does not cry

Me: sorry I can’t hear you over the sound of them crying in all these fics I’m writing

I’m a simple woman, I hear the Pirates of the Caribbean music, I become gripped with the urge to don pirate garb and fight cursed skeletons upon the open sea

50 minutes inside, April 20, 2013 (x)

Must scifi be "good"? Is it not enough for the characters to be gay, in space?

Tony’s pet robo-pup! I read a thing someone wrote on how Tony doesn’t have the heart to dismantle any of his robots, and then this came up. Was inspired by the robot dog in Pluto, which was really adorable ;w;

Facebook: we analysed your entire internet history, tracked your location and took a deep dive into your personal relationships, and we’ve decided to recommend you this specific conditioner that you also saw in your local Tesco two days ago, aint that neat!

Tumblr: HEY sHITHEAD *slurring words* how would you like to buy  *throws dart* a gym membership for your *spins wheel* pARROT

Instead of saying “no homo,” Vulcans say “no Human” after any statement that could otherwise be potentially interpreted as emotional