You never know how much u appreciate sitting unless something happens to ur butt
If my body is 8cm taller when I get up in the morning due to muscle contraction then my dominant hand must be bigger than my non dominant hand due to high muscle use...
I am going to start sayin that my life is a meme instead of my life is a joke.
No one owns the copyright to ur brain.
Y'all post some celebrity birthday on yo dash like ya expecting them to pop in ya dms saying "hey there Delilah thanks for the wishes,but ya choosing my photo wrong"
Mark my words.
In the past I have some regrets. In the present also I have some regrets. In the future also I will have some regrets.
Because this is not an avenger movie.
Years from now cats will dig to ur grave and extract the crude oil formed from ur skeleton
my parents aren’t teaching me life lessons.
#i need some adults to TEACH ME SHIT ABOUT LIFE
When she comes over and shows her tiddies
Checkmate scientists.
good guy, straight, hey since u r here check out the rest of the stuff.
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