Lanyon: So what's your biggest weakness?
Hyde: I can be uncooperative.
Lanyon: Okay, can you give me an example?
Hyde: No.
I've been drawing Tighnari for the past hour. Bot only do I evidently have a problem, but I'm hoping it will grant me good luck in actually getting him.
Using my drawing class to draw Merlin fanart
"the doctor was completely colourblind for his first two incarnations" is hilarious for many reasons but at least partly because it implies the third doctor just woke up one day suddenly able to see in colour and immediately decided to start dressing like a gay parrot
sam and dean being Known serial killers who have been on the fbi watchlist for a decade and have faked their deaths multiple times is actually very funny. I like to think literally everyone in town knows they're wanted by multiple US agencies but are like. they've evaded arrest so many times. do we really wanna anger the serial killers? no one in town has been killed let's not push it. and then the longer it goes on they begrudgingly start to like the winchesters because they tip well and are generally helpful around the community. plus their son is an absolute delight and everyone wants to figure out what's going on between dean and the weird trenchcoat guy who hangs around sometimes. like, they can't turn them into the cops before getting resolution on their relationship! the town has a betting pool! sam starts a community garden and dean jumps at the chance to help with odd jobs if he over hears people complaining about something when he's hanging out. they're politer than most of the normal locals.
you know how some towns are like 'oh yeah that's the house where the Witch lives'? everyone in lebanon is just like 'there's the nuclear fallout shelter where our local serial killers live ⤠they're pillars of this community ⤠snitch to the feds and the town will band together to eliminate youâ¤'
tommy : what happened to bros before hoes
tubbo : but itâs ranboo ~
tommy : âŚfair enough, have a nice day
ranboo : d-did you just
ranboo : did you just call me a h o e
/rp
Oliver: You know Percy, I bet you'd look adorable grasping at the sheets of my bed
Percy: I'm not making your bed for you Oliver
Oliver: PLEASE, I HAVEN'T CHANGED THEM IN THREE DAYS
Percy: YOU HAVE HANDS, USE THEM
Oliver: FUCK YOU
Percy: After you make your bed? I think the fuck not
Penny, appearing behind Oliver: Oliver Wood quit being inappropriate and go make your bed right now
Oliver: ASHFXUFXIUTDCJG WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU GET HERE
Marcus: What the hell am I witnessing-
danny: please peer pressure me into finishing my projects
stiles: do it or youâre straight
danny: i said peer pressure not THREATEN
Jekyll: Sitting on and touching warm rocks... Now that's the good stuff...
Jasper: Are you... A reptile?
Jekyll: What are you-- a cop? Mind your business...
Jekyll: Jasper-- Jasper, hey Jasper, Jasper listen to me-
Jasper: I- Yes??
Jekyll: What do you call a werewolf that knows a lot of things?
Jasper: I... Don't know?
Jekyll: An... AWARE-wolf :D:D:D
Jasper: I...
Jekyll: Get it??? Aware like WERE-
Jasper: Sir, please, I get it, but when was the last time you slept?
Jekyll: I have NO IDEA :D:D:D:D
stiles: go big or go home
scott, crying: please for once in your life just go home. i'm begging you. go home
stiles: i'm going big