If You Have Read Eragon (The Inheritance Cycle ) Reblog This.

I already have this ability. I just don't know anyone rich enough to use it on.

You’ve unlocked the ability to eat the rich, what do you do with your newfound power?

The photo above is the closest humanity has ever come to creating Medusa. If you were to look at this, you would die instantly. 

The image is of a reactor core lava formation in the basement of the Chernobyl nuclear plant. It’s called the Elephant’s Foot and weighs hundreds of tons, but is only a couple meters across.

Oh, and regarding the Medusa thing, this picture was taken through a mirror around the corner of the hallway. Because the wheeled camera they sent up to take pictures of it was destroyed by the radiation. The Elephant’s Foot is almost as if it is a living creature.

Welcome to the space age, ladies and gentlemen

Lol people who eat mushrooms are all like “mmmm ground pimple”

My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?”

It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors and getting published for heat dissipation in polymers and then I open this godforsaken app to dudes hanging brain who can’t even pronounce “saponification” calling me a slut because I won’t give attention to their limp excuses for existence.

3 billion years of evolution and the greatest form of communication you can conjure up in your fermented omelet of a conscience is submitting your wrinkly ball sac to a stranger on the Internet to substitute the attention your parents never gave their mistake of an offspring.

“I can never fight for myself, but, for others, I can kill.”

— Emilie Autumn, The Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

So ... 2017 was the year of Tide pods. 2018 was all about inappropriate shooting ranges with moving targets to practice on. 2019 is all about being the moving target

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cats are so fake like they’re theoretically related to apex predators and yet they weigh 8 pounds, sleep 20 hours a day, and scream if you feed them half an hour later than usual