Welcome To The Space Age, Ladies And Gentlemen

I didn't know I needed to know this.

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses you should have this too

The CIA found Bible Black on Osama bin Laden's hard drives

It's an Arabic dub of Bible Black and most of the facility staff were native Pashto speakers so it's incredibly likely that this was Osama bin Laden's personal futa hentai

I don't know how to continue going on with my life now that this information is in my head

Let's just try this

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

“I can never fight for myself, but, for others, I can kill.”

— Emilie Autumn, The Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls

So ... 2017 was the year of Tide pods. 2018 was all about inappropriate shooting ranges with moving targets to practice on. 2019 is all about being the moving target

Lol people who eat mushrooms are all like “mmmm ground pimple”

Oof. Sorry man, I quit this job like thirty seconds ago.

corporate is telling me that I have to kiss you on the cheek and also go to the movies with you 

With everything that has happened to you, you can either feel sorry for yourself or treat what has happened as a gift. Everything is either an opportunity to grow or an obstacle to keep you from growing. You get to choose.

Wayne Dyer (via books-n-quotes)

cats are so fake like they’re theoretically related to apex predators and yet they weigh 8 pounds, sleep 20 hours a day, and scream if you feed them half an hour later than usual

Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide

I've got two facts. First, an adult raccoon can fit into a hole 6 inches across.

Second, the human anus can stretch up to 9 inches across.

TLDR: Adult raccoons can fit in human anuses.

Hey gaud, Tell me a fact that'll haunt me for the rest of my days

Female hyenas mate & give birth through a 7-inch pseudopenis