Lol People Who Eat Mushrooms Are All Like “mmmm Ground Pimple”

Then lay down

I can’t stand sitting

So ... 2017 was the year of Tide pods. 2018 was all about inappropriate shooting ranges with moving targets to practice on. 2019 is all about being the moving target

hey

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide

My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?”

It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors and getting published for heat dissipation in polymers and then I open this godforsaken app to dudes hanging brain who can’t even pronounce “saponification” calling me a slut because I won’t give attention to their limp excuses for existence.

3 billion years of evolution and the greatest form of communication you can conjure up in your fermented omelet of a conscience is submitting your wrinkly ball sac to a stranger on the Internet to substitute the attention your parents never gave their mistake of an offspring.

The funny thing is that it isn't always trucks

do non americans know that sometimes you’ll just see lifelike human testicles hanging off the back of peoples trucks

Oof. Sorry man, I quit this job like thirty seconds ago.

corporate is telling me that I have to kiss you on the cheek and also go to the movies with you 

Welcome to the space age, ladies and gentlemen

All the Animorphs Books in the proper order

Link to the site with all the books: http://animorphsforum.com/ebooks/

If you have a Kindle, or a smart-phone with the free Kindle app, you can download the ePub files, find out what your “kindle email” is (it should be under the settings or account), and email them to your kindle/smart-phone. They should show up in the Library like any other book.

Book 1: The Invasion: ePub // PDF

Book 2: The Visitor:  ePub // PDF

Book 3: The Encounter:  ePub // PDF

Book 4: The Message:  ePub // PDF

Book 5: The Predator:  ePub // PDF

Book 6: The Capture:  ePub // PDF

Book 7: The Stranger:  ePub // PDF

Megamorphs: The Andalite’s Gift:  ePub // PDF

Book 8: The Alien:  ePub // PDF

Book 9: The Secret:  ePub // PDF

Book 10: The Android:  ePub // PDF

Book 11: The Forgotten:  ePub // PDF

1st Choose Your Own Adventure Book: The First Journey: ePub // PDF

Book 12: The Reaction:  ePub // PDF

*Book 13: The Change:  ePub // PDF

The Hork-Bajir Chronicles: ePub // PDF

Book 14: The Unknown:  ePub // PDF

Book 15: The Escape:  ePub // PDF

Book 16: The Warning:  ePub // PDF

Book 17: The Underground:  ePub // PDF

Book 18: The Decision:  ePub // PDF

Megamorphs: In The Time Of Dinosaurs: ePub // PDF

Book 19: The Departure:  ePub // PDF

Book 20: The Discovery:  ePub // PDF

Book 21: The Threat:  ePub // PDF

Book 22: The Solution:  ePub // PDF

2nd Choose Your Own Adventure Book: The Nest Passage: ePub // PDF

*****The Andalite Chronicles:  ePub // PDF

*Book 23: The Pretender:  ePub // PDF

Book 24: The Suspicion:  ePub // PDF

Book 25: The Extreme:  ePub // PDF

Book 26: The Attack:  ePub // PDF

**Book 27: The Exposed:  ePub // PDF

*Book 28: The Experiment:  ePub // PDF

Book 29: The Sickness: ePub // PDF

Megamorphs: Elfangor’s Secret: ePub // PDF

Book 30: The Reunion:  ePub // PDF

Book 31: The Conspiracy:  ePub // PDF

Book 32: The Separation:  ePub // PDF

*Book 33: The Illusion: ePub // PDF

Book 34: The Prophecy:  ePub // PDF  

Book 35: The Proposal:  ePub // PDF

Visser:  ePub // PDF

Book 36: The Mutation:  ePub // PDF

Book 37: The Weakness:  ePub // PDF

Book 38: The Arrival:  ePub // PDF

Book 39: The Hidden:  ePub // PDF

Book 40: The Other:  ePub // PDF

Megamorphs: Back To Before:  ePub // PDF

Book 41: The Familiar:  ePub // PDF

Book 42: The Journey:  ePub // PDF

*Book 43: The Test:  ePub // PDF

Book 44: The Unexpected:  ePub // PDF

Book 45: The Revelation:  ePub // PDF

Book 46: The Deception:  ePub // PDF

Book 47: The Resistance:  ePub // PDF

Book 48: The Return:  ePub // PDF

*Book 49: The Diversion:  ePub // PDF

***Book 50: The Ultimate:  ePub // PDF

***Book 51: The Absolute: ePub // PDF

***Book 52: The Sacrifice:  ePub // PDF

***Book 53: The Answer:  ePub // PDF

The Ellimist Chronicles: ePub // PDF

***Book 54: The Beginning:  ePub // PDF

if it has an * before it, it means it can be skipped. The more asterisks, the worse it is in terms of writing quality, and OOCness.

yeah the last six……….they’re……………they’re really, really badly written. And not in the “I don’t like the way it ended” way. I mean they are just really badly written.