The Funny Thing Is That It Isn't Always Trucks

With everything that has happened to you, you can either feel sorry for yourself or treat what has happened as a gift. Everything is either an opportunity to grow or an obstacle to keep you from growing. You get to choose.

Wayne Dyer (via books-n-quotes)

Please keep it going

My wife and I were were talking the other day and, I don’t remember what we were even talking about, but the idea came up that we would need an oreo for. I joked about getting one from my secret stash. This is where she made her mistake. She said “oh right, like you could have an Oreo stash without me knowing about it.”

I’m sorry?

That’s a challenge.

Oreos aquired.

I’m going to hide them in a super simple place at first

But be sure to follow this post while I chronicle all the ways and places I hide them and also how I plan on taunting her with cookies while she can’t find the package

When you walk behind your group cuz u walm too fast but u end up kicking their heels

You are right and you should say it. No matter what your reasoning is, being a dick in retaliation to a dick is no better than being a dick to someone who has done you no harm

For what has got to be the 7,000th time, if you feel the need to defend a stranger on tumblr dot com by being snotty or hostile or worse... don’t.

I don’t want it. You don’t know me. You read my blog and perhaps you like what you know of me, but I am not your responsibility. Being a dickhead in my defense does not help anyone reach reasonable or compassionate conclusions and in the end it only causes more problems and stress for me by making me responsible for your bad behavior.

Oof. Sorry man, I quit this job like thirty seconds ago.

corporate is telling me that I have to kiss you on the cheek and also go to the movies with you 

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

All the Animorphs Books in the proper order

Link to the site with all the books: http://animorphsforum.com/ebooks/

If you have a Kindle, or a smart-phone with the free Kindle app, you can download the ePub files, find out what your “kindle email” is (it should be under the settings or account), and email them to your kindle/smart-phone. They should show up in the Library like any other book.

Book 1: The Invasion: ePub // PDF

Book 2: The Visitor:  ePub // PDF

Book 3: The Encounter:  ePub // PDF

Book 4: The Message:  ePub // PDF

Book 5: The Predator:  ePub // PDF

Book 6: The Capture:  ePub // PDF

Book 7: The Stranger:  ePub // PDF

Megamorphs: The Andalite’s Gift:  ePub // PDF

Book 8: The Alien:  ePub // PDF

Book 9: The Secret:  ePub // PDF

Book 10: The Android:  ePub // PDF

Book 11: The Forgotten:  ePub // PDF

1st Choose Your Own Adventure Book: The First Journey: ePub // PDF

Book 12: The Reaction:  ePub // PDF

*Book 13: The Change:  ePub // PDF

The Hork-Bajir Chronicles: ePub // PDF

Book 14: The Unknown:  ePub // PDF

Book 15: The Escape:  ePub // PDF

Book 16: The Warning:  ePub // PDF

Book 17: The Underground:  ePub // PDF

Book 18: The Decision:  ePub // PDF

Megamorphs: In The Time Of Dinosaurs: ePub // PDF

Book 19: The Departure:  ePub // PDF

Book 20: The Discovery:  ePub // PDF

Book 21: The Threat:  ePub // PDF

Book 22: The Solution:  ePub // PDF

2nd Choose Your Own Adventure Book: The Nest Passage: ePub // PDF

*****The Andalite Chronicles:  ePub // PDF

*Book 23: The Pretender:  ePub // PDF

Book 24: The Suspicion:  ePub // PDF

Book 25: The Extreme:  ePub // PDF

Book 26: The Attack:  ePub // PDF

**Book 27: The Exposed:  ePub // PDF

*Book 28: The Experiment:  ePub // PDF

Book 29: The Sickness: ePub // PDF

Megamorphs: Elfangor’s Secret: ePub // PDF

Book 30: The Reunion:  ePub // PDF

Book 31: The Conspiracy:  ePub // PDF

Book 32: The Separation:  ePub // PDF

*Book 33: The Illusion: ePub // PDF

Book 34: The Prophecy:  ePub // PDF  

Book 35: The Proposal:  ePub // PDF

Visser:  ePub // PDF

Book 36: The Mutation:  ePub // PDF

Book 37: The Weakness:  ePub // PDF

Book 38: The Arrival:  ePub // PDF

Book 39: The Hidden:  ePub // PDF

Book 40: The Other:  ePub // PDF

Megamorphs: Back To Before:  ePub // PDF

Book 41: The Familiar:  ePub // PDF

Book 42: The Journey:  ePub // PDF

*Book 43: The Test:  ePub // PDF

Book 44: The Unexpected:  ePub // PDF

Book 45: The Revelation:  ePub // PDF

Book 46: The Deception:  ePub // PDF

Book 47: The Resistance:  ePub // PDF

Book 48: The Return:  ePub // PDF

*Book 49: The Diversion:  ePub // PDF

***Book 50: The Ultimate:  ePub // PDF

***Book 51: The Absolute: ePub // PDF

***Book 52: The Sacrifice:  ePub // PDF

***Book 53: The Answer:  ePub // PDF

The Ellimist Chronicles: ePub // PDF

***Book 54: The Beginning:  ePub // PDF

if it has an * before it, it means it can be skipped. The more asterisks, the worse it is in terms of writing quality, and OOCness.

yeah the last six……….they’re……………they’re really, really badly written. And not in the “I don’t like the way it ended” way. I mean they are just really badly written.

Welcome to the space age, ladies and gentlemen

I attach it to my ass. Whatever happens, happens

Roleplay!

*you find a wooden mask buried in the woods*