Real Hubrismaxxers Know That The Grass On The Other Side Is ABSOLUTELY And TOTALLY Greener. It's WAAAAAY

love being passed around a lesbian friendship group like a blunt <3

can i come over and take too large a dab and lay in your lap and make eyes so big at you that you can't stop thinking about hurting me

tell me im yours while you're fucking me into the mattress

tell me im yours while you're kissing me with so much tongue i moan with how wet it sounds

tell me im yours while your hands grip my waist so tight that they leave bruises

tell me im yours while your teeth bite into my neck

tell me im yours while you tell me how pretty i am when i take your strap or fingers in so well

tell me im yours while i make all the broken sounds for you

tell me im yours while you blame me for how feral i make you

tell me im yours while i cum for you, so much, repeatedly

tell me im yours while i cry from all the stimulation

tell me im yours while you tell me that i can take it, bc i always do

tell me im yours while you kiss down my body, gently, softly, bc i deserve it, after being so good for you

tell me im yours while you gather me in your arms and press your lips to everywhere you can reach while i slowly catch back my breath

tell me im yours bc maybe i want to be.

i wanna be fucked. i wanna be fucked. i wanna be fucked. i wanna be fucked. i wanna be fucked. i wanna be fucked. i wanna be fucked. i wanna be fucked. i wa-need to be fucked. i need to be fucked. i need to be fucked. i need to be fucked. i need to be fucked. i need to be fucked. i need to be fucked.

as a puppy sub I want a puppy Domme so fucking badly

yeah, puppy subs are cute, but what about big, dominant, feral dog tops? men who can easily pin you down due to their strength. men who pant heavily into your ear, their hot breath running down your neck as they pound inside of you. men who growl and grunt and howl. what about that, huh?

i ran to tumblr to post this because i knew you guys would understand

For all of the puppy girls out there who don’t have an owner or accepting friends to tell you this, then…

*Ahem

Who’s a good girl?! Who’s a good girl? Yeah, it’s you, it’s you!

*ear scritches

Awww, such a good puppy. Asgdgdfs, such a good girl! Aww, you like scritches? Aww good girl, good puppy! Aww look at that tail wag! Such a good puppy!

listened to them rant abt nerdy things for like over an hour and im just like sitting there with hearts in my eyes like pleaseeee top me top me top me top me

"AND ANOTHER THING" im taking my shirt off

is transitioning from male to female to become a femme lesbian a reasonable option?

it is one of the coolest things you can do on this bitch of an earth