For All Of The Puppy Girls Out There Who Don’t Have An Owner Or Accepting Friends To Tell You This,

it’s all fun and games until i get called a pet name and suddenly i can’t think anymore

i ran to tumblr to post this because i knew you guys would understand

I want to be talked through everything. Am I doing good? Am I bad? Mock my facial expressions and moans for being so pathetic and needy. Tell me I take it so well. Tell me you could drown in my pussy because of how wet I am. Just keep talking.

THIS IS WHY DOGS DO THE LITTLE SPINS ISN'T IT

It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.

me

Some of you transbian switches out there are bottoms who CAN top a subbier girl but melt at the first sign of assertiveness and it shows

Like one "good girl" from a sultry voice and you're a puddle on the ground

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

don't care + running + jumping + skipping + hopping + having fun + playing

we could be making out in a bar bathroom right now while you grope my ass but we aren’t… and that’s really fucked up