Love Being Passed Around A Lesbian Friendship Group Like A Blunt

pretty little subs that blush at praise, smile when you choke them, and sleep with stuffed animals have my whole entire heart at this point

Submissive leaning service top btw

I hope you all like these, please send me asks about them and moots feel free to dm I want to know all of your dirty thoughts about me 😳❤️

I need to be passed around a house party full of horny trans women like a toy more than I need air in my lungs I think

personally I honestly think I deserve to get fucked senseless

For all of the puppy girls out there who don’t have an owner or accepting friends to tell you this, then…

*Ahem

Who’s a good girl?! Who’s a good girl? Yeah, it’s you, it’s you!

*ear scritches

Awww, such a good puppy. Asgdgdfs, such a good girl! Aww, you like scritches? Aww good girl, good puppy! Aww look at that tail wag! Such a good puppy!

My wife and I have a little game we play called "Speaking From Ignorance."

To play Speaking From Ignorance, all you need is a phone with a voice recorder, and another person who knows considerably more or considerably less about a topic than you do. The topic can be anything: from "how to bake a quiche" to "what happens in the Peter Jackson Hobbit movies" to "who is Florence Pugh" to "how does the traveling salesman problem work." All that matters is that one of you has a firm grasp on the material, and one of you absolutely the fuck does not.

Then the person who knows about the topic turns on the recorder, and says to the person who knows barely anything: "Hey - tell me everything you think you know about [X]."

The speaker is then not allowed to ask any questions. Nor is the expert allowed to volunteer any information. The expert is allowed to pipe up with a faintly incredulous "Oh--really? Do you--do you think so?" from time to time, but for the most part, the expert's job is just to sit there and make encouraging sounds while the speaker digs their own grave.

This is never not funny.

The reason you record it is because, very often, the first thing the speaker wants to do after finishing the recording is find out how you actually make a quiche, or whatever. Then you both get to go back and listen to how wrong they were.

We have a small library now of Speaking From Ignorance recordings, and I'm going to be listening to them until I'm eighty.

listened to them rant abt nerdy things for like over an hour and im just like sitting there with hearts in my eyes like pleaseeee top me top me top me top me

"AND ANOTHER THING" im taking my shirt off

it especially hits when it's not a romantic love, but just your friends showing they know you and love you as is

i think there’s actually nothing better than being randomly told “I love you” after doing something characteristically stupid. Like what do you mean I’m a lovable person and I just did something silly and you thought “of course you would do that. I love you.”. No better feeling

SOMEONE FUCK ME UNTIL I FORGET MY OWN NAME

I need a beautiful woman telling me "good girl, you're taking it sooooo well, you look sooooo good with me inside of you"

I need to slowly lose all sense of the world while my senses are overcome by her cock or strap. To forget how to speak and just be a sexy little toy for them.

I need to forget my own NAME, PLEEEEASSEEE