Can I Come Over And Take Too Large A Dab And Lay In Your Lap And Make Eyes So Big At You That You Can't

just spent half an hour waiting for a pizza i hadn't even ordered yet. never let your enemy know your next move.

objectively hilarious that my kinks boil down to "people are nice to me and patient with me and they tell me they like me" like damn bitch what did the world do to you ????

Not to sound like a fuckin hippie but please for the love of god start noticing and appreciating the natural world around you. You don’t have to go hike the entire Appalachian trail or anything and I get that not everyone has access to the outdoors for various reasons, but just fucking … look around you when you’re outside. Notice the sky and the sun and the birds and creatures. Start caring about them. I’m begging you.

How I like it.

That blissed-out, fucked-stupid smile, lips parted, eyes glazed with pure need—like a pretty little trans girl lost in the pleasure of finally being seen, wanted. When words barely make sense, but she just nods, clinging to every touch, every praise, like it’s the sweetest affirmation of who she is. That soft, desperate look that says, more, please. Ruin me. Make me yours. Make me feel real.

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

awwh, are you tired, puppy? that's alright, my love. just lay down for me. that's it, pup, on your tummy, sweetheart. just like that, you're my fleshlight tonight. shhh darling, relax for me while i stretch you out. fuck, you're so tight, my love. i can feel you squeezing down through my strap. tightest fucking fleshlight, my god. clenching already, sweet toy? oh, darling, does it feel that good? mhm? this is what you needed, isn't it? i know, i know, pup, easy. lay still and take it. you're doing so well for me, sweetheart. go on, cum all you want, i'm not stopping anytime soon. you just love my strap buried in you, don't you, darling? such a good toy, it's like you we're made to take my cock.

Every person who's ever done anything creative needs to fucking see this.

hearing this would fix me

Bottoming out deep inside and letting out a relieved sigh as I dump another load and whisper "I'm keeping you"

Hey you

I'm a tgirl

I have a tummy

It's tuesday

Now tell me, where do we go from here?