Not Gonna Take A Fucking Chance.

yeah,,, I'm just gonna make sure i don't get cursed real quick.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

Domestic Dragons

A Dragon is a Type of mythical monster of reptilian form. They are one of the most well known and diverse species out there. There are two sub-groups, Feral and Domestic. The term Dragon is the name of one classification of their species, as well as a general name for them.

Domestic

Domestic Dragons are small. They make for great Household or Small Child protectors. They are good with small children. They wouldn't attack any young child, ever. They are more commonly referred to as Dragos. They have no fire, but can deal some serious damage with their teeth if necessary, but never a child.

Teacup Drago

A Teacup Drago is a somewhat uncommon classification of Drago, Characterized by looking like a feral Dragon, but much more calm and collected. They are more like a Golden retriever, despite their size. They are calm and loyal, and will protect your house. They are also very intelligent and caring.

Pocket Drago

A Pocket Drago is the smallest and rarest classification of Drago, characterized by pretty much being a pocket sized feral Dragon. They come in brighter colors, and are very fearsome, until you scritch between it's teeny wings. Despite being called Pocket Drago, they actually prefer being on the palm of your hand or on your shoulder. They are the most cat like. They can and will lay on your face at night.

Plush Drago

A Plush Drago is the most common type of Drago, characterized by being a literal living dragon plush. They can look like any type of feral dragon, but are absolute cuddle bugs, and will protect small children at any cost. They are very loyal, and will protect a child even after it is grown. They love to be cuddled every night.

My first follower

I just got my first follower. Wow, this feels good, even if my work is appreciated by one person.

They are here https://paflippantoptimisu7yd.tumblr.com/

Imagine this...

Wheeljack.

High off his Rocker.

Flirting with a Con

Bulkhead going ballistic over this, but only because Jackie flirting with someone else.

Dndnsjd blame Yeet for this one lads.

The kids are at the dollar store and Miko finds the air fresheners and announced she’s gonna buy “the good kush.”

Little did they know it actually was the good kush for the bots.

Like, they offer Optimus one to have for his alt mode and he holds it closer to his face to inspect it, and it gets all up in his olfactory sensor.

Within minutes he’s a wide-eyed, limp pile of robot. Giggly fucking mess. Wants everyone to cuddle him, bring it in. The kids’ guardians also all turn into robot goo when they give in to the cuddles, because Optimus shares the air freshener with them.

Ratchet does further analysis and finds that, somehow, air fresheners have some compound that’s intoxicating to Cybertronians. Because of his analysis, he’s only just a little buzzed and less grumpy, but this is because he probably has a higher tolerance given his past as a party animal and potentially dealing with a lot of accidental sedative exposure as a wartime doctor.

Resistant to the Good Kush, if you will.

This is absolutely amazing.

Now, usually I wouldn’t do politics...but Alex Hirsch actually had the courage to do this

Please tell me he’s not the only one

Oh Alex what did we do to deserve you? :)

I did not know this. Our minds are MESSED UP!

rb this with ur opinion on this shade of pink:

Riddle me this: what would each of the royal family members reactions be to walking into your room and seeing you crying?

My darling Bluebird, thank you so much for a lovely request.

Toriel would definitely rush to your side entering Mom mode. She'd likely try to hug you as gently, yet securely, as possible, and hum or gently sing to calm you down. She would wait until calm down a bit, before asking what's wrong. She'd also try to take your mind off whatever upset you.

Asgore would likely be less knowledgable in this feild, but he'd still try. He'd hug you and try to let you know you're not alone. That he's here. Once you calm down, he'll offer some tea, to relax your nerves. He's not the best, but he gets credit for trying.

Asriel, like his mother, will rush to your side. This little sweetheart can't stand anyone being sad or upset, so he will try to help no matter what. He'd hug you, and try to calm you down, asking whats wrong. If it's something he can help with, he will. If this requires a parent, he'll go get one. NOBODY deserves to be hurt.

Frisk would probably start worrying, and pull you to them, then just let you cry, rubbing circles into your back. After, they will probably pull you to Toriel, to find out whats wrong

Chara in my humble opinion, is a Tsundere. But one with a heart of gold. They'd likely be similar to Frisk, but quicker to pull you towards Tori, since they're not as sure about comforting people.

Undyne: So, are you dating Papyrus, or Sans?

Y/n: Um, I would have to say-

Papyrus: *runs in* Y/N, HELP! SANS WON'T STOP THE PUNS!

Y/N: I'm coming, go on ahead.

Papyrus: OKAY.*Runs out*

Y/N: Paps, Definitely Paps. Too many puns* Grabs Baseball bat* Bye Undyne!

Undyne: *sighing and shaking her head* Sans, you're in trouble now.

POST PLUS PROTEST PHASE 2 : 48 Hour Edition

Here we are back again for a 48 hour log off protest of the current version of Post+.

WHEN?

October 2, 2021

12 am Eastern Time/Atlantic Standard Time

1 am Chile Standard Time/Brazil Time/Argentina Time

4 am UTC

5 am BST/London/West Africa Time/West European Summer Time

6 am Central Europe Time/Central Africa Time

7 am Moscow Standard Time/East Africa Time/Eastern European Summer Time/Arabian Standard Time

8 am Gulf Standard Time

9:30 am Indian Standard Time

11 am Indochina Time

12 pm (Noon) Hong Kong Time/Australian Western Standard Time

1 pm Japan Standard Time/Korean Standard Time

1:30 pm Australian Central Time

2 pm Australian Eastern Standard Time

5 pm New Zealand Standard Time

October 1, 2021

11 pm Central Time

10 pm Mountain Time

9 pm Pacific Time

8 Alaska Daylight Time

6 pm Hawaii Standard Time

If you don’t see your time zone, or unsure which to use, click HERE for the checker!

We’ll be running countdown posts leading up to the main event!

We’re logging off for 48 hours! So, for example, if you log out on October 2, 2021 at 1pm JST you’ll log back on October 4, 2021 at 1 pm JST!

Also! Our Australian friends, take note that daylight savings/summer time ends in certain territories on October 3rd!

WHY?

Exhibits A, B, C, D, E

Tumblr recently announced a new feature called Post+ meant to help content creators make money while keeping a cut to help maintain the site. Not a bad idea, right?

The problem is that tumblr actively encouraged the use of Post+ in conjunction with fan works. Which is, despite the way they continue to side step it, highly illegal. Not enough people are aware of that fact.

Our mission is to force tumblr to either rebrand the Post+ feature as something for original content ONLY and/or offer a means to help the site survive outside of monetizing fan work. We want the see tumblr thrive but Post+ has the potential for ruining everything. Give us a better option, @staff ! In fact, HERE are some options!

WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?

Optional avatar and banner to use!

Banner credit to @adairctedgibbgirl ! Thank you!

You can also spread the word on ALL social media (Twitter/TikTok/Facebook/Reddit etc) and reblog this post. Another option, if you’re using the mobile app, is to leave an honest review (be polite, be concise, don’t spam) on the App Store of your choice! The best and easiest way to protest is DON’T USE POST+!

WILL THIS WORK?

We got tumblr to temporarily hide the original Post+ posts and possibly made wip a thing. So who knows?

ANYTHING ELSE?

Keep checking @postplus-protest for updates and further info, especially updates to this post! Thank you, all of you, for participating or boosting!

Remember to reblog, use the hashtags #postplusprotest and #tumblrlogoff2021, and SPREAD THE WORD TO OTHER SOCIAL MEDIA!