POST PLUS PROTEST PHASE 2 : 48 Hour Edition

Incorrect Quote #1 (Marvel MCU edition)

Peter: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me Tony: Okay, but in my defense, Harley bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo. Peter: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

Other than Undertale, This is my life. Don’t judge me I have an excuse. I am a kid. Checkmate.

This goes for any series.

W H Y?

Wait, What about

a Hairjow

i’m getting ready to update my wardrobe! i just need a

jat

jlasses

jloves

and

jarf

I just need this

STOLE THIS FROM TWITTER LOL BUT

photopea.com

^ free photo/shop directly on your browser oh yeah oh yeah B)

Helium

“Sans!” You scream as you dash into the living room of your house, effectively waking your Boyfriend up, “I wanna show you something real quick.” 

This causes him to sit up straight, full attention on you. “What?” You pull out your phone, and show him a sad song. “I wanna sing this for you, may I? Please?” you ask, giving puppy dog eyes.

“Of course, go ahead.”

You press play on your phone...

Then pull a balloon you hid behind your back out in the open, and inhale some of it’s contents. Your voice effectively 2 octaves higher.

“You, And I, We’re like fireworks and symphonies exploding in the sky.”

 Sans, pulls out his phone, and presses record, already laughing. Unknown to you, of course.

“With you, I’m alive, like all the missing pieces of my heart, they finally collide.”

You quickly take another puff of helium. your boyfriend is in stitches, tears in his eye sockets. He’s also right beside you for some reason. What you don’t know, is that he remotely set up his phone, and is now recording you both.

“So stop time right here in the moonlight, ‘cause I don’t ever wanna close my eyes.”

“With out you, I feel broke, Like I’m half of a whole. Without you I’ve got no hand to hold.”

Another quick puff. You bite your tongue, but you keep going anyway.

“Without you, I feel torn, Like a sail in a storm. Without you, I’m just a sad song. I’m just a sad song”

He grabs the balloon, and takes a puff, before singing himself.

“With you, I fall. It’s like I’m leaving all my past in silhouettes upon the wall. With you, I’m a beautiful mess, it’s like we’re standing hand in hand with all our fears up on the edge.”

You’re snickering at the wink he sent you when he sang beautiful mess. Papyrus walks in, confused. he goes to say something, but you shush him.

“So stop time right here in the moonlight, ‘cause I don’t ever wanna close my eyes.”

You’re giggling too now. He takes another breath of the balloon’s contents, and you do too. A duet for the next part. 

Without you, I feel broke, like I’m half of a whole. Without you I’ve got no hand to hold. Without you, I feel torn, like a sail in a storm. Without you, I’m just a sad song. I’m just a sad song.”

Papyrus has had enough. So have you and Sans. You two break down laughing, and Papyrus turns off the song before leaving, completely done with the two of you.

Sans walks over to his phone, which you had no clue was running, and stops the video.

Pulling you into a hug, he whispers, “Thanks, Angel. I needed that.”

“Me too. That was a blast.”

i’m obsessed with this

and then, two months later....

🥺

Such a shame indeed.

Would also be really annoying if they wore heat resistant gloves to throw back the hot tear gas canisters and if this got shared to all those protesting…

Undyne: So, are you dating Papyrus, or Sans?

Y/n: Um, I would have to say-

Papyrus: *runs in* Y/N, HELP! SANS WON'T STOP THE PUNS!

Y/N: I'm coming, go on ahead.

Papyrus: OKAY.*Runs out*

Y/N: Paps, Definitely Paps. Too many puns* Grabs Baseball bat* Bye Undyne!

Undyne: *sighing and shaking her head* Sans, you're in trouble now.

Gonna post for no reason. You can't stop me.

How about we just have like... hey trans people, post your pay links or wishlist or whatever you got without the exclusionist stuff. I'll just reblog em a bunch.