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Common Feral Dragons

A Dragon is a Type of mythical monster of reptilian form. They are one of the most well known and diverse species out there. There are two sub-groups, Feral and Domestic. The term Dragon is the name of one classification of their species, as well as a general name for them.

Feral

They are highly protective over their territory, and they will defend it with their lives. They are fearsome beings, but they are fair. They will give you a chance or two to get out of their territory without harming you.

Dragon

A Dragon is the most common classification of Dragon that is characterized by quadruped movement and a pair of wings coming from their shoulder blades. They also have sharp spines running along their back, and a pair of horns on their head. Their scales typically come in darker colors, such as brown and dark red, but white, grey and black are also quite common. It is rare for them to be any bright color, even white is a duller off shade. Their eyes are usually old or blue. They most often fire blasts of fire, though Ice is also known when grey or white scales are present. They tend to live in caves in the mountains, and prefer higher altitudes. They are Strong and powerful flyers.

Drake

A Drake is another common classification of dragon that is characterized as a quadruped dragon without wings. They commonly have a small ridge running down their back, and a smaller pair of horns. They often come in earthy colors, typically brown or green, though a sandy yellow is known as well. They are typically in jungles, where they can use the dense foliage to hide. They also commonly have Blasts of fire. They tend to live in forests or deserts. They are fast and efficient runners.

Hydra

A Hydra is yet another common classification of dragon that is characterized by multiple heads. They have horns on their heads, but no spines. They start off with 3 heads, but when one gets cut off, 3 more grow in it's place. Their scales are often dark, like a Dragon, but they can also take the earthy colors of Drakes. Hydras can have wings, but it is a very rare trait. They usually have one head capable of breathing fire, but when that head is cut, three fire breathing heads form. They commonly live in caves near Lakes and large ponds. They are clever and fierce.

Feral Griffins

A Griffin is a mythical monster that is a mix of Feline and Avian form. There are two sub-groups, feral and domestic. The feral sub-group has two tiers, Winged and Wingless. They are Quadrupeds, often with their front legs being avian, and their rear legs Feline, as well as a feather tipped feline tail. They have beaks and their respective feline eyes. Domestic Griffins are more commonly known as Griffs. In terms of all around power, they are stronger than Hellhounds, but weaker than Dragons.

Feral

They are proud, solitary hunters, but very protective of their territory and Kits.

Winged

Winged Griffins are stronger than their wingless relatives. They are more commonly male than female, about 3 out of 5 being male.

Lion-Eagle

The Lion-Eagle Griffin is the most well recognized type of griffin, characterized by golden fur and feathers, except on the head, where the feathers are white, like a Bald Eagle. It's talons are very strong, and It can carry up to half a ton. They live on cliffs, such as the grand canyon, and other such places. They swoop down and pull their prey in the air, before dropping them over flat rocks.

Tiger-osprey

The Tiger-Osprey Griffin is an uncommon type of griffin, characterized by red-orange or white, black striped fur, and silver-grey feathers. It's talons and claws are very sharp, and it is an adept swimmer. They live in jungles, and quite often use waterfalls to fly, with the canopy covering about all other sky. They tend to attack from the riverfront.

Snow Leopard-Gyrfalcon

A Snow Leopard-Gyrfalcon Griffin is a rare type of griffin, characterized by white, dark rosette covered fur, and dappled white and grey feathers. They are masters of stealth, and can come within ten feet of their prey before being noticed. They live in snowy mountains, and their coat helps them blend in to their patchy surroundings.

Wingless

Wingless Griffins are faster and are better climbers than their winged relatives. They are more often female than male, 2 out of 3 being female.

Peregrine-Cheetah

A Peregrine-Cheetah griffin is an uncommon type of griffin, characterized by Silver and Pale Gold fur and feathers, and dark spots covering their back and tail, turning to rings on the tip. They are the fastest type of griffin. They are incredible runners, and can top 100 mph in short bursts. They live in Savannahs, where they can run without restriction.

Serval-Kite

A Serval-Kite griffin is an uncommon type of griffin, characterized by a Beige or Golden Brown fur coat with Darker Brown spots, and Brown and Black striped feathers. They are very agile, capable of catching fast prey, and are great at escaping traps and bigger predators. They live in Meadows, Forests, and Grasslands, where their agility is quite helpful.

Ocelot-Owl

The Ocelot-Owl is a rare type of griffin, characterized by a dark brown fur on their back with a light beige stomach, and an irregular stripe and spot pattern, with mottled brown feathers. They are Nocturnal, and very stealthy hunters. They live mostly in forests, where they can silently swoop down on their prey from the trees.

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Found these cute children rain boots and they SCREAMED Blueberry.

New headcanon that he owns at least one pair of them. 

Imagine this...

Wheeljack.

High off his Rocker.

Flirting with a Con

Bulkhead going ballistic over this, but only because Jackie flirting with someone else.

Dndnsjd blame Yeet for this one lads.

The kids are at the dollar store and Miko finds the air fresheners and announced she’s gonna buy “the good kush.”

Little did they know it actually was the good kush for the bots.

Like, they offer Optimus one to have for his alt mode and he holds it closer to his face to inspect it, and it gets all up in his olfactory sensor.

Within minutes he’s a wide-eyed, limp pile of robot. Giggly fucking mess. Wants everyone to cuddle him, bring it in. The kids’ guardians also all turn into robot goo when they give in to the cuddles, because Optimus shares the air freshener with them.

Ratchet does further analysis and finds that, somehow, air fresheners have some compound that’s intoxicating to Cybertronians. Because of his analysis, he’s only just a little buzzed and less grumpy, but this is because he probably has a higher tolerance given his past as a party animal and potentially dealing with a lot of accidental sedative exposure as a wartime doctor.

Resistant to the Good Kush, if you will.

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