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Rare Feral Dragons

A Dragon is a Type of mythical monster of reptilian form. They are one of the most well known and diverse species out there. There are two sub-groups, Feral and Domestic. The term Dragon is the name of one classification of their species, as well as a general name for them.

Feral

They are highly protective over their territory, and they will defend it with their lives. They are fearsome beings, but they are fair. They will give you a chance or two to get out of their territory without harming you.

Amphiptere

An Amphiptere is a rare classification of Dragon that is characterized by having no legs, but a pair of wings. They often have a pair of horns and a spinal ridge, reaching the tip of their tail, ending in a sharp tip. They can come in earthy greens and browns, or in silver and white. Their eyes are almost always golden. They tend to stay in the middle of storms, where nothing can reach them. They have Blasts of focused electricity that are equivalent to three lightning bolts.

Sea Serpent

A Sea Serpent is another rare classification of Dragon that is characterized by having no legs, but instead fins. They often come in aquatic colors, such as blue and green. They have a dorsal fin that reaches halfway down their spines, and a pair of streamlined horns. They live in just about any ocean, but usually prefer the tropical waters. They are very adept swimmers, faster than a swordfish. They are also very agile in the water.

Quetzalcoatl

A Quetzalcoatl is the rarest classification of Dragon that is characterized as a Dragon with a feathered crest and feathery wings, They are usually a somewhat bright green, with multicolored feathers. They are very nimble, but unable to hide very well, so they tend to evade. They are very swift flyers, agile too. They prefer old mayan ruins and the surrounding jungles.

I have to reblog. This is too savage to ignore.

Your Arab aren't you? Have you ever dated a terrorist

nah I’m not into white guys sry

Papyrus:*rolling by unsteadily on a pair of Heelys* JESUS TAKE THE WHEELY!!!!

Mettaton: Papyrus...NO!

Toriel: WHO GAVE HIM THOSE!?!

Sans *Slowly rolling by on his own pair of heelys*: *Casually flips Mettaton off*

Also Sans: *Subtly speeds up in case papyrus falls*

Mettaton: offended robot noises

Toriel: *Looks into camera like she's on The Office*

Sans: Why? Why would you do this?

Y/n: Don't get me wrong Sans, I do love you

Y/N: But now it's payback time for the puns

*Pulls out draw four Uno card* Boom

Too Many Skeles -Prologue

Playing with Papyrus is the best! He's the coolest babysitter ever, and he's so nice! I kept thinking these things while chasing around his and his brother Sans' dog Toby. "Here boy! Come he-here Toby!" I yelled. Toby came bounding across the bros' yard, tackling 7 year old me, licking my face like crazy. At that moment, Sans, The skele-hound came to my rescue.

"Toby, off. The kid can't breathe." Said skele-hound walked over and picked up the small white dog off of me. What he said was true, I really couldn't breathe. I was laughing too hard. "T-thank you S-sans!" "No problem kiddo. I look back to my house, across the street. "C-can I go check in on mom-mommy and d-daddy?" "Sure kiddo, just look both ways before crossing the street." This was a common occurrence, since the road was nothing more than a dirt strip, and Sans is always careful to watch.

I quickly look both ways and dart across the street. I quickly reach my house and open the door. I run to the kitchen where mommy is making cookies. "Hello, my little Bird, would you like a cookie?" My eyes lit up. "Y-yes please! May I-I have one f-for The b-bros too?" She just looks at me with her kind smile. "Of course, my dear," She hands me three chocolate chip cookies. "You can only have one, the others are for the bros."

I however, was already eating mine, so I just nod and run out of the kitchen. I quickly dart up the stairs, to my daddy's office. by then I had finished the cookie. Inside his office, he was typing on his computer, but stopped and looked at me when I came in. "Hey, what's going on squirt? I see your mom already gave you your cookie." I giggle, he's always right. "Y-yeah, She did. I j-just wanted to s-say hi. Hi." "Well hello to you too, squirt. Now, I have to work, so how about you go back to the Brothers' house." I get up and walk to the door. "Okay, d-daddy. I will. I'll b-be care-careful too." He nods and heads back to his work.

I run as fast as I can down the stairs, Run out the door, close the door, and dash across the yard as fast as possible. However, I forgot to look both ways. The last thing I heard, was Sans screaming my name, and a car horn, before everything went black.

Helium

“Sans!” You scream as you dash into the living room of your house, effectively waking your Boyfriend up, “I wanna show you something real quick.” 

This causes him to sit up straight, full attention on you. “What?” You pull out your phone, and show him a sad song. “I wanna sing this for you, may I? Please?” you ask, giving puppy dog eyes.

“Of course, go ahead.”

You press play on your phone...

Then pull a balloon you hid behind your back out in the open, and inhale some of it’s contents. Your voice effectively 2 octaves higher.

“You, And I, We’re like fireworks and symphonies exploding in the sky.”

 Sans, pulls out his phone, and presses record, already laughing. Unknown to you, of course.

“With you, I’m alive, like all the missing pieces of my heart, they finally collide.”

You quickly take another puff of helium. your boyfriend is in stitches, tears in his eye sockets. He’s also right beside you for some reason. What you don’t know, is that he remotely set up his phone, and is now recording you both.

“So stop time right here in the moonlight, ‘cause I don’t ever wanna close my eyes.”

“With out you, I feel broke, Like I’m half of a whole. Without you I’ve got no hand to hold.”

Another quick puff. You bite your tongue, but you keep going anyway.

“Without you, I feel torn, Like a sail in a storm. Without you, I’m just a sad song. I’m just a sad song”

He grabs the balloon, and takes a puff, before singing himself.

“With you, I fall. It’s like I’m leaving all my past in silhouettes upon the wall. With you, I’m a beautiful mess, it’s like we’re standing hand in hand with all our fears up on the edge.”

You’re snickering at the wink he sent you when he sang beautiful mess. Papyrus walks in, confused. he goes to say something, but you shush him.

“So stop time right here in the moonlight, ‘cause I don’t ever wanna close my eyes.”

You’re giggling too now. He takes another breath of the balloon’s contents, and you do too. A duet for the next part. 

Without you, I feel broke, like I’m half of a whole. Without you I’ve got no hand to hold. Without you, I feel torn, like a sail in a storm. Without you, I’m just a sad song. I’m just a sad song.”

Papyrus has had enough. So have you and Sans. You two break down laughing, and Papyrus turns off the song before leaving, completely done with the two of you.

Sans walks over to his phone, which you had no clue was running, and stops the video.

Pulling you into a hug, he whispers, “Thanks, Angel. I needed that.”

“Me too. That was a blast.”

It is not a lie, or a method of getting attention. It happens, and attention should be brought to it.

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

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Can I request a Underswap Papyrus x goofy! Reader

Stretch would love it

 He has someone who would try their absolute hardest to keep up with him when it comes to puns (As hopeless as THAT is)

Plus, Blue would go crazy from all of the puns

Pranks would be a lot of fun as well

With Stretch’s magic, you could quite likely be able to get away with them

Your neighbors would likely blame each other, with the lack of proof on you (courtesy of your boyfriend)

All around, he would have someone who can understand his ways, and accepts him for it

Just as he does you

Domestic Hellhounds

A Hellhound is a Mythical Monster of a Canine form. There are two sub-groups, Feral and Domestic. In terms of all around power, they are the weakest classification of High Tier Mythic.

Domestic

This sub-group of hellhounds is characterized in general by types of canine monsters that resemble domestic dogs. They often make for great household allies, and if you treat them right, their loyalty is unwavering. On some of the images, you may have to scroll to see them. Look for the name that matches.

Ancient Pharaoh Hound

Blackhound

They can be either, but females are more common.

Bloodhound

Bull Terror

Chomp Chomp

Damnation

Demonic Bernard

Goregi

Irish Werewolf Hound

They are strictly Male. They breed with other breeds instead

Rot-Weiler

They can be either, but males are more common

Siberian Haunted

Soulful Retriever

They are strictly Female. They breed with other breeds instead