TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

Undyne: So, are you dating Papyrus, or Sans?

Y/n: Um, I would have to say-

Papyrus: *runs in* Y/N, HELP! SANS WON'T STOP THE PUNS!

Y/N: I'm coming, go on ahead.

Papyrus: OKAY.*Runs out*

Y/N: Paps, Definitely Paps. Too many puns* Grabs Baseball bat* Bye Undyne!

Undyne: *sighing and shaking her head* Sans, you're in trouble now.

What. The. Fuck. Is. Wrong. With. You.

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

Not gonna take a fucking chance.

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

I GOTTA try this sometime!

OK to make a font out of your own writing

go here

http://www.myscriptfont.com/

instead of printing it off just use this blank thing that way you dont have to scan it or anything

so fill that out by pasting it in any art program and whatnot

then save it and upload it to that site

and itll give you an option to download it

so do that and then install it BAM

Meaner than my cousin on a windowsill

Mine is “dumber than a hungry cat in a bowl of chili”

REBLOG IF YOU DON’T MIND WRITERS TAKING TIME OFF FOR THEIR MENTAL HEALTH

This is absolutely amazing.

Argue with the people you’re closest to the most, but lose all self control when they’re put down by ANYONE else.

human instincts

ghost detection

no one here knows you but they all hate you

go pet that large predatory animal 

Helium

So, this is basically a headcanon of UT Sans’ reaction to S/O singing a really sweet song to him

With Helium

He’s baffled at your asking to show him something

He can’t really understand what you mean, until you pull up a really sweet song on your phone

He’s touched

Until you pull a balloon you hid behind your back into the open, and inhale it’s helium contents

Being a scientist, he knows what’s about to happen, and pulls out his phone to record

When you start singing, he can’t stop laughing

This just eggs you on

When the song ends, you’re laughing alongside him

He needed this, and he loves you even more for it

And yes, he posts this on the Undernet. Everyone gets to see this

Just gonna reblog this so everyone can see it. everyone makes someone happy.

aaahh. thank you so much for sending me this! i’m really glad i could spread some happiness in such a strange year.. it’s funny to think that if things hadn’t happened the way they did, with me getting reduced hours at work and more time to stew in my own brain, then perhaps i wouldn’t have ever published my very first stories on ao3 or made a tumblr.

of course i really wish this year could’ve been better but i’m also really happy in a way to have had the chance to pursue these hobbies and share my thoughts with you all. so.. thank you!!  (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) ♡